Name: 潔西卡貝爾 vs. 莎莫 16分鐘大亂鬥！🔪《黃石》| Paramount Network (Beth vs. Summer For 16 Minutes Straight 🔪 Yellowstone | Paramount Network)
Uploaded: 2026-01-28T17:30:02.000Z
Duration: 16 min 4 s

I'm the bitch about to stab you in the stomach.

Now here's a situation I couldn't have dreamed up in a month of Sundays.

這下好了，這種情況我做夢都想不到。

Dad, if you're gonna hire a hooker, would you please let me get you a good one?

爸，如果你要叫妓女，能不能請我幫你找個好的？

Hope you didn't pay full price for that boob job.

I'll just calm the fuck down and haven't a nice breakfast and then, yes, I'll drive you anywhere you want to go.

我會冷靜下來，好好吃個早餐，然後，對，你想去哪我都可以載你去。

我太老了，應付不了這些鳥事。

I'm too old for that look you're giving me.

我真的太老了，什麼都做不了。

我們有些東西是真的太老了，你知道嗎？

Is there anything to you that didn't have a heartbeat last week?

上週有沒有什麼東西是沒有心跳的？

It means the scientists didn't alter the DNA of the orange to make more money and ravage our bodies.

意思是科學家沒有為了賺更多錢和摧殘我們的身體而改變柳橙的 DNA。

I just buy big bags from the grocery store.

Hey, Gator, would you go up back, pick some wheat grass, throw it in a blender?

嘿，Gator，你能不能去後面摘一些小麥草，丟進果汁機裡？

We grow wheat, which is a grass until it heads out and then it's a grain.

我們種小麥，小麥在抽穗之前是草，之後就變成穀物了。

No, see, I know you think that it just magically appears a Jamba Juice, but no.

不是啦，你看，我知道你以為 Jamba Juice 裡的東西都是魔法變出來的，但不是喔。

Would you make her something with no meat or eggs or milk?

你會做點沒有肉、蛋或牛奶的東西給她嗎？

So wait, you'll eat the wheatgrass, but you won't eat the seed?

所以等等，妳會吃小麥草，但妳不吃種子？

You should get tested for chlamydia, you fucking hippie.

妳應該去驗一下披衣菌，妳這個嬉皮。

You'll treat her with respect or you leave.

你要尊重她，不然就給我出去。

I hope you find a therapist who can help you.

希望妳能找到一位能幫助妳的治療師。

She's a little old to be jealous of the woman her father spends time with.

她對爸爸跟別的女人相處會吃醋，已經有點太老了。

And the cowboy fantasy is officially over.

Our justice system is in a state of utter collapse, huh?

我們的司法體系真是徹底崩潰了，對吧？

And to think of all the hard work I did to put you in prison.

沒想到我付出了這麼多努力才把你送進監獄。

And think of all the hard work I'm doing to stay out.

還有，想想我為了不被關進去，付出了多少努力。

而且我說的「努力」是真的非常努力。

I'll pick you up some doxycycline when I'm in town.

我順道去你那邊的時候，會順便幫你買點多喜黴素。

Kill whatever funk your snatch caught in the clink.

把你在牢裡染上的那些奇怪的病都治好。

你也可以順便幫我帶一支牙刷嗎？

一個快樂的大家庭，還有一個助理。

I don't know what could make this any better.

我不知道還有什麼能讓情況變得更好。

So, Gator, what did you kill for dinner this evening?

所以，Gator，你今晚晚餐殺了什麼？

Sorry, I didn't know you'd be joining us.

抱歉，我不知道你會加入我們。

I would have picked a different everything had I known she's gonna be here for the next six months.

要是知道她接下來六個月都會在這裡，我什麼都會換掉。

Please, Gaynor, just give her what we feed the horse today.

拜託，Gaynor，就給她我們今天餵馬的東西吧。

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