Name: 提摩西夏勒梅祕密饒舌歌手？ | 糖漿運動鞋 | 麋鹿以為自己是狗狗 (Meanwhile... Is Timothée Chalamet A Secret Rapper? | Syrup Sneakers | Reindeer Thinks He's A Dog)
Uploaded: 2025-12-18T17:13:26.000Z
Duration: 5 min 48 s

Give it up for Louis Cato and the band, everybody.

各位，掌聲歡迎 Louis Cato 和樂團！

Coming up in just a little while, we have a fantastic actor, comedian, writer.

馬上就要登場的，是位很棒的演員、喜劇演員、編劇。

Kumail Nanjani is going to be out here in just a little while.

Got a new stand up special called Night Thoughts.

他有個新脫口秀特輯，叫做 Night Thoughts。

And after that we have a new series here on the late show we're doing called under the covers where great artists come on and play the music of other great artists and we talk about why that song is great tonight.

之後，我們有個新的單元，叫做 under the covers，會有很棒的藝術家來表演其他很棒的藝術家的歌曲，我們會聊聊為什麼那首歌很棒。

I hope you do, you know that I spend most of my time right over there at the news workbench pattern cutting the most topical story silk and adding guy pretty embroidery to a semi sheer base with tonal blossoms that gather in a monochrome meadow effect to make for you the Oscar de la Renta foxglove sequined tulle shift dress.

我希望你有看，你知道我大部分的時間都花在那裡，新聞工作臺，裁縫打版，做出最時事的故事，加上精緻的刺繡，用同色調的花朵聚集出單色的草地效果，為你打造 Oscar de la Renta 的 foxglove sequined tulle shift dress。

But sometimes while hiding in a storm drain from an Uzbek rhino horn syndicate, I'm swept into a discharge pond where I cinch a discarded tent around me with scraps of police tape and sashay away wearing the swamp Chanel of news.

但有時候，當我躲在排水溝裡，躲避烏茲別克犀牛角販賣集團時，我會被沖進一個排放池，在那裡我用一些警用膠帶的碎料綁緊一個廢棄的帳篷，然後穿著新聞界的沼澤香奈兒搖擺離去。

Meanwhile, following speculation online, Timothee Chalamet won't confirm or deny rumors that he's the mysterious British rapper Sdkid.

另一方面，在網路上揣測之後，Timothee Chalamet 並未證實或否認他是神祕英國饒舌歌手 Sdkid 的傳聞。

He wouldn't be the first Oscar nominated actor to secretly be a musician.

他不是第一位被提名奧斯卡獎的演員，私下卻是音樂人。

And who can forget when it was revealed that one of the guys in Daft Punk was Michael Caine.

還有，誰能忘記 Daft Punk 其中一位成員被爆出是 Michael Caine 的時候呢？

Meanwhile, in family food chain athletic footwear news, Denny's is launching syrup filled sneakers.

另一方面，在家庭餐飲連鎖運動鞋新聞中，Denny's 即將推出楓糖漿內餡的運動鞋。

According to the press release, the limited edition high top sneakers are made with real Denny's syrup sealed inside the shoe.

根據新聞稿，這款限量版高筒運動鞋是用真正的 Denny's 楓糖漿密封在鞋子裡製成的。

So at least if you get trapped somewhere without food, you know you'll die in the dumbest shoes possible.

所以至少如果你被困在某個沒有食物的地方，你知道你會穿著最蠢的鞋子死掉。

還有，還有，有一個值得注意的陷阱。

Denny strongly advises against puncturing the shoes or trying to get a taste.

Denny 強烈建議不要刺穿鞋子或試圖嚐一口。

But you just said it was real Denny's syrup.

但你剛才說那是真的 Denny's 糖漿。

Are you telling me that Denny's syrup isn't edible?

你是說 Denny's 的糖漿不能吃嗎？

Meanwhile, a Pittsburgh based group baked over 83,000 cookies in an attempt to set the world record.

同時，匹茲堡的一個團體烤了超過八萬三千塊餅乾，試圖打破世界紀錄。

That record most Tupperware you'll never get back.

那個紀錄是關於你永遠拿不回來的 Tupperware。

If you have not heard, Portugal's got a DJ priest who mixes club music with prayer using heavy beats layered with spiritual messages, including hits like Lift up the Fallen.

如果你還沒聽說，葡萄牙有個 DJ 牧師，他將舞曲和祈禱結合，用重拍疊加精神訊息，包括像 Lift up the Fallen 這樣的熱門歌曲。

Now, while that sounds like an odd combination, remember what St.

說到這個，雖然聽起來有點奇怪，但還記得聖彼得在馬太福音裡說的嗎？我聽不到你們的聲音。

Peter says in the Gospel of Matthew, I can't hear you guys.

另外，網路上最近有個新的陰謀論在流傳，因為大家都在問，史蒂芬史匹柏的新電影裡，找的是真的外星人來演嗎？

Meanwhile, there's a new conspiracy theory circling out there on the Internet because people are asking, does Steven Spielberg's new film star real aliens?

我真的好厭倦那些外星人角色沒有好好代表外星人的電影。

I'm so tired of movies with alien roles without proper alien representation.

我個人覺得，如果找個像威廉達佛那樣真正的外星人來演 ET，電影一定會更棒。

I mean, personally, I believe that ET Would have been so much better if they'd cast an actual alien like Willem Dafoe.

Meanwhile, in sports news, Lindsey Vonn just won the World cup downhill at age 41 to start at age 41 to start her Olympic season.

琳賽·馮恩以 41 歲之齡贏得了世界盃高山滑降賽，為她的奧運賽季揭開序幕。

While at 61, I recently tore a hamstring when I put on my socks too fast.

我今年 61 歲，最近穿襪子太快，拉傷了腿筋。

Meanwhile, at a farm in England, this reindeer was raised in the house alongside dogs.

同時，在英國的一間農場裡，這隻馴鹿是跟狗狗一起在屋子裡長大的。

而牠現在顯然認為自己也是一隻狗。

我們都還記得《神犬也瘋狂》裡的這一幕。

Ain't nothing in the rule book says a reindeer can't be a dog.

規則書裡可沒寫說馴鹿不能當狗。

That reindeer wasn't getting enough milk from its mother, so the farmers had to move it into the house where they named it Lars.

那隻馴鹿從牠媽媽那裡沒喝到足夠的奶，所以農夫們只好把牠帶進屋子裡，並幫牠取名叫 Lars。

We all remember that other scene from Air Bud.

我們都還記得《神犬也瘋狂》裡另一幕。

Ain't nothing in the rule book says a reindeer can't be named Lars.

規則書裡可沒寫說馴鹿不能叫 Lars。

Meanwhile, there's bad news if you're rooting for the impending rise of the machines because Irobot, the maker of Roomba vacuums, has filed for bankruptcy.

同時，如果你期待著機器崛起，那有個壞消息要告訴你，因為掃地機器人 Roomba 的製造商 iRobot 已經申請破產了。

I'm told we have footage of a Roomba's reaction to hearing the news.

聽說我們有拍到 Roomba 聽到這個消息時的反應。

We'll be right back with Kumail Nanjiani.

我們馬上回來，和 Kumail Nanjiani 一起。