Name: 川普為何在「船擊影片」上大轉彎？機場上的揮汗如雨 | 派拉蒙的獨裁者金錢 (Why Trump Flip-Flopped On Boat Strike Video | Sweatin' At The Airport | Paramount's Dictator Money)
Uploaded: 2025-12-10T16:55:08.000Z
Duration: 10 min 55 s

Welcome in here and out there to the Late Show.

歡迎來到這裡，也歡迎線上收看的觀眾，來到《The Late Show》。

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, ladies and gentlemen.

我是你們的主持人，Stephen Colbert，各位觀眾。

I don't think we should take one step further in the show without saluting our audience tonight because they waited outside in New York's coldest day yet this holiday season.

在節目繼續進行之前，我覺得我們應該先向今晚的觀眾致敬，因為他們在今年這個假期季節，紐約最冷的一天還在外面等候。

It was the kind of weather today that makes you wish you were someplace tropical, like on a boat in the Caribbean, but

今天這種天氣，讓人真希望自己能待在熱帶的地方，像是加勒比海的一艘船上，但

There's a controversy over whether the Trump administration will release the video of that second strike on survivors of an attack on an alleged drug boat back in September.

有個爭議，是關於川普政府是否會釋出九月時，針對一艘疑似毒品船攻擊的倖存者進行第二次攻擊的影片。

You released video of that first boat strike on September 2, but not the second video.

你釋出了九月二號第一次船隻攻擊的影片，但沒有釋出第二次的影片。

Will you release video of that strike so that the American people can see for themselves what happened?

你會釋出那次攻擊的影片，讓美國人民能自己看看發生了什麼事嗎？

I don't know what they have, but whatever they have, we'd certainly release no problem.

我不知道他們有什麼，但不管他們有什麼，我們絕對沒問題會釋出的。

Yesterday, President Crankypants changed that to problem.

昨天，脾氣很差的總統把那個改成了問題。

President, you said you would have no problem with releasing the full video of that strike on September 2nd off the coast of Venezuela.

總統，您說過您會在九月二號在委內瑞拉外海釋出那次攻擊的完整影片，而且沒問題。

And frankly, you're in a lot of trouble with this boat thing.

而且說真的，你這艘船的事麻煩大了。

Not to mention, why did you get that mri?

更別說，你為什麼要做那個核磁共振？

If you're wondering why Trump's backpedaling so hard on this video, people who have seen it have told CBS news that the two survivors were in the water for 45 minutes between strikes and they were waving overhead before the second strike.

如果你想知道川普為什麼在這支影片上這麼退縮，看過這支影片的人告訴CBS新聞，兩名倖存者在兩次撞擊之間泡在水裡45分鐘，第二次撞擊前他們還在揮手。

And that action could be interpreted as the survivors either calling for help or trying to wave off another strike.

而這個舉動可以被解讀為倖存者在呼救，或是在試圖揮開另一次撞擊。

Why else would they be frantically waving after their boat blew up, huh?

不然他們船爆炸後，為什麼要瘋狂揮手，嗯？

他們一定是在高中時認出我了。

另一個暗示這影片很爛的線索。

At one point, the guy takes off his T shirt.

有一段時間，那個人脫掉了他的 T 恤。

Isn't it possible that even the act of taking off a T shirt could have been part of an attempt to get attention for help?

難道脫掉 T 恤這個動作，也有可能是為了引起注意尋求幫助嗎？

Or it could have been an attempt to signal to another cartel boat to come pick them up and pick up the cargo.

或者，這也可能是想向另一艘毒梟船發出信號，讓他們過來接人並載走貨物。

At one point, it seemed like they were trying to spell out the word help, which is drug smuggler acronym for hey and Joyce leftover Pot.

有一段時間，他們似乎在試圖拼出「help」這個字，這是毒梟的縮寫，意思是「嘿，Joyce，剩下的鍋」。

Yesterday, Trump tried to help out some folks who had been hurt by the tariffs.

昨天，川普試圖幫助一些受關稅影響的人。

He announced a $12 billion bailout for American farmers.

他宣佈了 120 億美元的美國農民紓困方案。

In the announcement, Trump claimed that the tariffs are not the problem, they're the solution, saying the bailout was funded by tariffs and that this money would not be possible without tariffs.

在聲明中，川普聲稱關稅不是問題，而是解決方案，並表示這筆紓困金是透過關稅籌措的，沒有關稅就不會有這筆錢。

No, you dingus, they need the money because of your tariffs.

不，你這個笨蛋，他們需要錢是因為你的關稅。

He's like a guy saying, hey, if I hadn't given you herpes, if I hadn't given you herpes, you would never have gotten to try this soothing topical ointment.

他就像那種說，「嘿，如果我沒給你皰疹，如果我沒給你皰疹，你就永遠不會有機會試試這種舒緩的藥膏。」

Trump made the announcement at a roundtable where he explained his theory of why farming has become less affordable.

川普是在一個圓桌會議上宣佈這項消息的，他解釋了他對農業變得不划算的理論。

Farming equipment has gotten too expensive, and

a lot of the reason is because they put these environmental excesses on the equipment which don't do a damn thing except make it complicated, make it impractical, and

很大一部分原因是他們在設備上加上這些環保的過度要求，這些要求一點用都沒有，只會讓事情變得複雜、不切實際，而且

In many cases, you need about 185 IQ to turn on a lawnmower.

在很多情況下，你大概需要 185 的智商才能啟動割草機。

Sounds like he doesn't know how to turn on lawnmower.

聽起來他不知道怎麼啟動割草機。

But I guess it adds new context to this picture.

但我想這也為這張照片增添了新的意境。

But it wouldn't be a Trump event of any kind without a little bit of smooching to the bottom.

不過，任何川普的場合，總少不了點拍馬屁的橋段。

I've got a two year old little boy at home, and

the other day I was reading my little boy a story at night, putting him to bed, and

幾天前晚上，我正給小兒子講睡前故事，哄他睡覺，

he said, daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas.

他就說，拔拔，聖誕老公公今年聖誕節不要來我們家。

聖誕老公公川普會帶什麼給你？

This is all nice for the farmers, but you know who's not getting a bailout?

這對農民來說都很好，但你知道誰拿不到紓困金嗎？

And that's too bad, because businesses are warning that it's only so long before Trump's tariffs costs hit consumers.

這真的很可惜，因為企業警告說，川普的關稅成本很快就會影響到消費者。

Retailers like William Sonoma, Under Armour and Abercrombie are all warning of price increases.

像 William Sonoma、Under Armour 和 Abercrombie 這樣的零售商都警告說價格會上漲。

Now those poor Abercrombie models will never be able to afford a shirt.

這樣那些可憐的 Abercrombie 模特兒就買不起衣服了。

Another retailer who might be raising their prices is Kohl's.

另一家可能會漲價的零售商是 Kohl's。

That means I'll have to use my Kohl's cash.

那我只好動用我的 Kohl's 點數了。

And I was saving it to play a really funny joke on someone in my will.

我還留著想在我遺囑裡開個超好笑的玩笑。

The administration is trying to win over the public in other ways.

政府也在想辦法贏得大眾的支持。

And Sean Duffy, our Transportation Secretary, who announced A new airport improvement program which aims to add, among other things, areas for travelers to work out.

而我們的交通部長 Sean Duffy，他宣佈了一項新的機場改善計畫，其中目標之一是增加旅客可以運動的區域。

But Duffy specified it's for light workouts, saying, I don't want you to have a full body sweat going on until you stink.

但 Duffy 說明這是為了輕度運動，他說，我可不希望你全身是汗，然後臭氣熏天。

All you have to do is space out your exercise.

你只需要把運動的時間錯開就好。

That's why I do one squat every five years.

這就是為什麼我每五年做一個深蹲。

These proposed, These proposed mini gyms would include things like boxes for Step ups, treadmills, maybe some exercise bikes and yoga mats.

這些提議中的，這些提議中的小型健身房將包含箱子用於登階、跑步機、也許還有一些健身車和瑜珈墊。

And if you're a fan of the airport bathroom, you're going to love the airport yoga mat.

如果你是機場廁所的粉絲，你一定會愛上機場的瑜珈墊。

Now you'll be doing downward pet relief area.

Now, you may remember the last time we saw secretary Sean Duffy.

現在，你可能還記得上次我們看到交通部長 Sean Duffy。