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Uploaded: 2025-12-09T17:04:57.000Z
Duration: 5 min 49 s

Give it up for Louis Cato and the band, everybody.

各位，掌聲歡迎 Louis Cato 和樂團！

Who I like the Dreadnought or whatever that is, I like the gotta match him humbucker or whatever it is, I don't know.

我喜歡 Dreadnought 或 whatever that is，我喜歡 gotta match him humbucker 或 whatever it is，我不知道。

What a Christmas, what a holiday treat we have for everybody.

今晚真是個聖誕節，一個節日大禮！

That's right, Sigourney Weaver will be out here, star of Avatar, Fire and ash.

沒錯，Sigourney Weaver 將會來到現場，她是 Avatar、Fire and ash 的主演。

And then Mr. Mandy Patankin will be joining us, new show called the Artist.

然後 Mandy Patankin 先生也會加入我們，他有部新節目叫做 the Artist。

And then the greatest ballet dancer I have ever seen, and

接著，我見過最棒的芭蕾舞者，

I've seen them all, Tyler Peck will be out here to dance the Sugar Plum Fairy for everybody.

我看過所有，Tyler Peck 將會來到現場為大家跳 Sugar Plum Fairy。

And Lewis, I just wanted to tell you you'd be excited about this.

Lewis，我只是想告訴你，你會對這件事感到興奮。

Is that on Wednesday, Sitting right in this chair is the one, the only Taylor Swift will be here on Wednesday.

沒錯，週三的時候，就坐在這個位子上的，就是獨一無二的 Taylor Swift，她週三會來。

Folks, if you watch this show, you know that I spend most of my time right over there in the Ile Idana.

各位，如果你們看這個節目，就知道我大部分時間都待在那邊的 Ile Idana。

Sauteing aromatics with bay leaves and blended ato rodo and bell peppers which I season with bouillon, then boil with ireci to prepare for you the Nigerian jollof rice.

用 bay leaves 和 blended ato rodo、bell peppers 炒香 aromatics，然後用 bouillon 調味，再跟 ireci 一起煮，為大家準備 Nigerian jollof rice。

But sometimes after getting caught match fixing Lower east side Muay Thai fights, I scramble behind the taste of delight where I dump the rice from a half eaten crunchwrap supreme into an empty tuna can with a slice of wiener I stole from a crowd and heated over a sewer grate to make the drifter jambalaya of news.

但有時候，在被抓到在曼哈頓下城參與泰拳比賽的假球賽後，我會為了那份美味而匆忙，我把吃剩一半的 Crunchwrap Supreme 裡的飯倒進一個空的鮪魚罐頭裡，再放上一片我從人群裡偷來的熱狗，然後在下水道蓋上加熱，做成新聞界的流浪漢什錦飯。

Meanwhile, McDonald's, you know their slogan.

同時，麥當勞，你知道他們的口號。

The ice cream machine is out of service this holiday season.

冰淇淋機在這個假期季節故障了。

McDonald's is introducing a new limited edition adult happy meal called the Grinch Meal.

麥當勞將推出一款新的限量版成人快樂兒童餐，名為「Grinch Meal」。

Fitting, because if you eat enough McDonald's, your heart will also grow three sizes.

很貼切，因為如果你吃夠麥當勞，你的心也會長大三倍。

It's the company's first Dr. Seuss collab since it short lived.

這是該公司自從短暫推出以來，首次與蘇斯博士合作。

Filet o one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

像一條魚，兩條魚，紅魚，藍魚。

Although the advertising is sending mixed messages.

雖然廣告傳達的訊息有點混亂。

Here's the Grinch with a bag of fries that says all for me.

這是「鬼怪」拿著一袋薯條，上面寫著「都是我的」。

Weird thing to say about something you're actively attempting to sell.

說著你正在積極推銷的東西，這有點奇怪。

Reminds me of that old men's warehouse slogan.

讓我想起以前那個男性服飾店的廣告詞。

Meanwhile, in Louisiana, a man couldn't pay for airport parking, so he allegedly called in a bomb threat lot.

同時間，在路易斯安那，有個人付不起機場停車費，所以他據稱打電話揚言要炸毀停車場。

Now, the man could face up to 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

現在，這名男子可能會面臨最高十年的牢獄之災和二十五萬美元的罰款。

Of course he wants to get out of paying that fin.

Meanwhile, Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry have gone Instagram official with their relationship.

同時間，賈斯汀·杜魯道和凱蒂·佩芮在 Instagram 上公開了他們的關係。

As an American, I cannot stand for a Canadian maple tapping one of our American pop stars.

身為美國人，我無法忍受一個加拿大人去碰觸我們的一位美國流行歌星。

An American ex politician needs to step up to steal the heart of a Canadian music star, Hillary Clinton.

一位美國前政客需要挺身而出，贏得一位加拿大音樂巨星希拉蕊·柯林頓的心。

Meanwhile, grocery store chain Lidl has released a new fragrance for some reason, and

同時間，連鎖超市 Lidl 不知為何推出了一款新香水，

you can now smell just like Lidl's 49 cent croissants.

現在你可以聞起來就像 Lidl 賣 49 美分的可頌麵包一樣。

I'm so tired of stuffing my armpits with King's Hawaiian rolls.

我好厭倦把夏威夷國王麵包塞進我腋下了。

Meanwhile, new research is exploring why constantly checking your phone can drain your focus and memory.

同時，新的研究正在探討為什麼不斷滑手機會耗盡你的專注力和記憶力。

Meanwhile, a wolf in British Columbia was filmed fishing, pulling in a crab pot from the water and eating the bait, which experts say is the first documented instance of a wild wolf using a tool.

同時，在加拿大不列顛哥倫比亞省，一隻狼被拍到在釣魚，從水中拉起一個蟹籠並吃掉誘餌，專家說這是野生狼使用工具的首例紀錄。

Though it is not the first instance of a wolf being a tool.

雖然這不是狼使用工具的首例。

We'll be right back with Sigourney Weaver.

我們馬上回來，請到 Sigourney Weaver。

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