Name: 警察的日常 life of a Police Officer (Life of a Police Officer)
Uploaded: 2025-12-03T00:07:46.000Z
Duration: 8 min 48 s

Samuel 不是娘娘腔的名字，但 Sam 是。

So it's hard to drag people in here anymore.

所以現在很難再把人拖進來了。

Back in the day, nobody asked for lawyers.

There was nothing about a chainsaw in there.

Sorry, sir, but I think this AI model can't stop randomly inserting words in your reports.

抱歉，先生，但我覺得這個 AI 模型沒辦法停止隨機在您的報告裡插入字詞。

Can you just replace chainsaw with crowbar and call itude?

你可以把電鋸換成撬棍，然後就叫它ude嗎？

Excuse me, sir, but I can't help with your report using this AI model.

抱歉，先生，但我沒辦法用這個 AI 模型來幫您處理報告。

你有試過把 router 關掉再打開嗎？

Instead of sitting and writing reports, we outsource them overseas.

與其坐著寫報告，我們外包給國外處理。

Then have a drink if your hands are shaky.

Already drank this morning and didn't help.

Your partner's the best cop in this city.

你的搭檔是這城市裡最厲害的警察。

If you get even half of that, you'll rise fast.

如果你達到一半，你升遷就會很快。

You're probably forcing confessions or tampering with evidence just like everyone else.

你大概跟其他人一樣，強迫認罪或竄改證據。

I need to run to the store and buy a chainsaw.

Maybe when my wife finds out she's got aids, she'll leave me for the good.

也許我老婆發現她得了愛滋病時，她會為了好而離開我。

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警察的日常 life of a Police Officer (Life of a Police Officer)