Name: 川普真的簽署了愛潑斯坦檔案法案嗎？ | 潘姆·邦迪的態度大轉彎 | 肖恩·達菲的旅行建議 (Did Trump Really Sign Epstein Files Bill? | Pam Bondi's Flip Flop | Sean Duffy's Travel Advice)
Uploaded: 2025-11-21T17:16:55.000Z
Duration: 12 min 23 s

Welcome, friends and neighbors, citizens of all sizes, to the Late Show.

各位朋友、各位鄰居、各位大小市民，歡迎來到《The Late Show》。

我是你們的主持人，史蒂芬·柯爾伯特。

各位，女士們先生們，請坐穩了。

Stop me in mid sentence if anything happens over there because I'm a little excited because yesterday, after months of Trump fighting tooth and cankle to hold back the Republican Party from doing the right thing, he just went ahead and gave up and signed the bill to release the Epstein files.

如果那邊發生什麼事，請隨時打斷我，因為我有點太興奮了，因為昨天，川普花了幾個月的時間，拼命阻止共和黨做對的事，但他最後還是放棄了，簽署了釋出Epstein files的法案。

Yeah, One day you're going to have a very complicated conversation with your grandchildren about why you just cheered.

是啊，有一天你得跟你孫子孫女好好聊聊，為什麼你當時在那邊歡呼。

This is such a difficult moment for Trump.

對川普來說，這是個非常艱難的時刻。

We don't know if he actually signed the bill himself.

我們不知道他是不是親自簽署了這項法案。

He might have just used his mechanical signature machine, the auto pube.

他可能只是用了他的自動簽名機，auto-pube。

Because even though Trump told Republicans to all vote for this, he was clearly furious that they did.

雖然川普要共和黨人都投票支持這項法案，但他顯然對他們這樣做感到非常憤怒。

He signed the bill after the White House issued a so called photo lid which shut down any on camera opportunities.

在白宮發布了所謂的photo lid，關閉了所有鏡頭機會後，他簽署了這項法案。

He signed it off camera and he'll sign anything on camera.

他是在鏡頭外簽署的，而且任何東西他都會在鏡頭前簽。

Executive orders, sneakers, lady parts, wall parts, a toddler.

行政命令、運動鞋、女性用品、圍牆零件，還有小孩。

That's like the Pillsbury Doughboy avoiding nudity.

這就像 يفففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففففف

This little freak loves the cool breeze on his smoot.

這小怪胎喜歡他光滑的身體感受涼爽的微風。

More proof that these files are making Trump soil his ample briefs.

這些檔案讓川普尿褲子的又一證據。

Well, last night he went online to shift blame to Democrats with a full unabomber length manifesto.

嗯，昨晚他上網發布了一份長篇的「土製炸彈客宣言」，將責任推給了民主黨。

想像一下如果你收到這樣的簡訊。

Now, somewhere, somewhere in that Apple terms and conditions length screed, Trump tried to claim credit for the thing he desperately fought to stop.

現在，在某處，在那份長得像 Apple 條款的長篇大論裡，川普試圖將他極力阻止的事情歸功於自己。

As everybody knows, I asked speaker of the House Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune to pass this bill.

大家都知道，我請了眾議院議長麥克·強生和參議院多數黨領袖約翰·桑圖恩通過這項法案。

Because of this request, the votes were almost unanimous in favor of passage.

因為我的這個請求，投票幾乎全數通過。

你知道，所以某種程度上，他贏了。

It reminds me of Julius Caesar's famous last words.

Specifically, the justice department now has 30 days to publish whatever information it has, meaning the deadline is December 19th.

具體來說，司法部現在有 30 天的時間公佈他們擁有的任何資訊，這意味著截止日期是 12 月 19 日。

So it's going to be a very special Jake Gyllenhaal's birthday.

所以那天將會是 Jake Gyllenhaal 非常特別的生日。

And I wouldn't have made that reference, Jake, if you ever invited me to your party.

而且，Jake，如果你有邀請我參加你的派對，我也不會提起這件事。

So soon, we're going to see every document of the Epstein files.

所以很快，我們就會看到 Epstein files 的所有文件。

And if you believe that Donald Trump has an east wing he'd like to sell you because The Justice Department is going to look through the documents first and what information they may include and how redacted the documents may be remains to be seen or.

如果你相信唐納·川普有棟東翼想賣給你，因為司法部會先審查文件，而文件裡包含哪些資訊、文件會被塗改多少，這還有待觀察，或者。

By the time Trump's people are finished with their El Marcos, the release could be a single black page with the words Bill Clinton.

等到川普的人處理完他們的 El Marcos，這份公開的文件可能只剩下一頁黑紙，上面寫著 Bill Clinton。

One thing we know will definitely be redacted is anything that, quote, would jeopardize an active federal investigation.

我們確定會被刪減的，就是任何「會危及正在進行的聯邦調查」的內容。

Well, there's a coinky dink, cuz just last week, Trump demanded the Justice Department open an investigation into Democrats who are mentioned in Epstein's emails.

哎呀，這真是巧合，因為就在上週，川普要求司法部調查 Epstein 電子郵件裡提到的那些民主黨人。

Attorney General Pam Bondi agreed to this demand less than four hours later, which is strange because back in July, Bondi said they wouldn't be releasing any more information on the Jeffrey Epstein case and that the case is essentially now closed.

檢察長 Pam Bondi 在不到四小時後就同意了這項要求，這很奇怪，因為早在七月，Bondi 還說他們不會再釋出任何關於 Jeffrey Epstein 案的資訊，而且這案子基本上已經結案了。

So yesterday, Bondi was asked about that.

所以昨天，有人問了 Bondi 這件事。

Madam Attorney General, the DOJ statement earlier this year saying that the files would not release mentioned the fact that the review of the documents and the evidence did not suggest that any additional investigation of third parties was warranted.

檢察長女士，司法部今年稍早的聲明說，這些檔案不會釋出，並提到說，對這些文件和證據的審查並未顯示有任何針對第三方進行額外調查的必要。

What changed since then that you launched this investigation?

從那之後有什麼改變，讓你們發起了這次調查？

Information that has come for information.

There's information that new information, additional information, smooth.

有新資訊、額外的資訊，很順暢。

New information was additional to the added information that was new to have been informed at us of the information.

新的資訊是額外補充的資訊，這些資訊是我們被告知的。

Help me cut my m. You know why they're all rattled?

幫我剪掉我的 m。你們知道他們為什麼這麼慌亂嗎？

Because the wolf of accountability is lapping at their door with its hungry tongue.

因為追究責任的狼正用牠飢餓的舌頭舔舐著他們的大門。

He's already gone past the House of Representatives, past the Senate, and

牠已經通過了眾議院、參議院，

he's going to huff and puff and find out who blew Bubba down.

牠會呼氣、吹氣，找出是誰把 Bubba 吹倒的。

You can see just how rattled they are on camera.

你可以看到他們在鏡頭前有多慌亂。

He's either terrified or the edible just kicked in.

他不是嚇壞了，就是藥效發作了。

But no matter how much information, no matter how much information Bondi tries to convince has got information, folks aren't going to stand for them not forking over the goods.

但不管 Bondi 怎麼努力想說服大家他掌握了資訊，大家都不會接受他們不交出真相。

Trump is facing growing suspicion, even from his MAGA base because according to GOP insiders, the Epstein conspiracies have reached moon landing status.

根據共和黨內部人士的說法，Epstein files 的陰謀論已經到了登月等級，川普正受到越來越多的懷疑，連他的 MAGA 支持者也不例外。

Stanley Kubrick directed the Epstein files.

Stanley Kubrick 執導了 Epstein files。

Hey, if you were planning on flying over the holidays, I would say maybe don't, because experts warn that flying is about to become even more miserable.

嘿，如果你原本計畫假期要搭飛機，我會建議你最好別去，因為專家警告，搭飛機將變得更加痛苦。

More miserable, of course, what Spirit Airlines calls first class.

當然，更痛苦的，就是 Spirit Airlines 所稱的頭等艙。

我們剛收到一些新的旅遊建議。

From Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy, seen here explaining how he would eat one really long noodle.

來自交通部長 Sean Duffy，他曾被拍到示範如何吃下一條超長的麵。

Secretary Duffy released this video yesterday, pining for the old days of air travel.

Duffy部長昨天發布了這段影片，懷念過去的航空旅行時光。

Air travel is a miracle of American ingenuity.

航空旅行是美國創新精神的奇蹟。

We built airports to launch a golden age of travel across the skies.

我們建造了機場，開啟了飛越天際的黃金旅行時代。

最後那段畫面看起來真的不太好。

But the pastor was only using his feet because the flight attendant had told him to stop using his penis.

但牧師之所以用腳，是因為空服員告訴他別再用生殖器了。

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