Name: 《Futurama》：贊普·布拉尼根的裝置成癮療養營 | Hulu (Zapp Brannigan's Device Addiction Retreat | Futurama | Hulu)
Uploaded: 2025-11-20T17:36:44.000Z
Duration: 4 min 30 s

Nevertheless, I shall hoist your devices high atop this naturally occurring stripper pole for one reason and one reason only.

不過，我還是要把你們的裝置高高掛在這根天然的鋼管上，只有一個原因，一個原因而已。

I have built entire mobile game cities out of candy, but I can't put together one stupid tent.

我都蓋過整座糖果做的手機遊戲城市了，卻連個破帳篷都搭不起來。

How are we supposed to do this if we can't watch a video on how to do this?

如果我們不能看個教學影片，要怎麼做啊？

If anyone needs me, I'll be exfoliating in my yurt.

如果有人找我，我會在我的蒙古包裡去角質。

I just wish I had my phone so I could film this for lumberjack fails.

我真希望我有手機可以拍下這些伐木工失敗的影片。

The trick to starting a fire is persistence.

但有時候當個放棄者也挺管用的。

說的也是，這或許能恢復我的尊嚴。

Eat hearty, campers, for tomorrow at dawn we set out to hunt the wily snipe.

來吧，露營的朋友們，盡情享用，因為明天黎明，我們要出發去獵捕狡猾的 snipe。

The snipe is difficult to describe, yet extremely real.

snipe 這種生物很難形容，但又真實得不得了。

It's got the talons of an eagle, the fangs of a viper, the feathers of a pillow, and

牠有老鷹的爪子、毒蛇的毒牙、枕頭般的羽毛，還有

the angry red buttocks of an infected baboon.

所以日出前，快去好好睡一覺吧。

I think you didn't because I think Zap made it up.

我覺得你沒有，因為我覺得 Zap 是編造的。

This star must be a relay on the stellar backbone.

這顆恆星一定是恆星骨幹上的中繼站。

If we got our devices back, we could piggyback off his signal.

如果我們拿回我們的裝置，我們就可以借用他的訊號。

現在我們只需要 Bender 的密碼。

這不是一個很安全的屁股密碼。

Looking up snipes on snopes and debunked.

在 Snopes 和 Debunked 上搜尋狙擊手。

Well, that's a relief, because otherwise I'd have screamed my head off when I saw that snipe.

嗯，鬆一口氣，因為不然看到那個狙擊手我會嚇破膽。

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