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Okay, who's got food in here?
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You're not going to get in trouble.
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I'm hungry.
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You.
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What do you got?
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Mm-hmm.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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( muffled ): Okay.
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Teach. Teach.
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Teach.
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All right, look, here's the deal.
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I've got a hangover.
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Who knows what that means?
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Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
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No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
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It means you're an alcoholic.
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Wrong.
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You wouldn't come to work hungover
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Unless you were an alcoholic.
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Dude, you got a disease.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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What's your name?
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Freddy jones.
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Hmm. Freddy jones, shut up.
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( laughter )
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( quietly ): Shut up.
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The point is,
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You all can just chill today.
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We'll start on this crap-ola tomorrow.
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Yes, tinkerbell?
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Summer.
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As class factotum,
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First, I'd like to just say welcome to horace green.
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Thank you.
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Do you have any questions about our schedule?
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'cause usually now ms. Dunham teaches vocabulary,
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Then gives us a pop quiz,
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Then she'll split us up into our reading groups.
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Track b is...
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Okay, hey, hey, hey.
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Miss dumbum ain't your teacher today, I am,
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And I got a headache and the runs,
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So I say-- time for recess.
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But mr. S., that poster charts everyone's performance.
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We get gold stars when we master the material
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Covered in class.
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How do we get gold stars
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If we just have recess?
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What are these black dots here?
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Demerits.
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What kind of a sick school is this?
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Hmm?
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( gasping )
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Yeah?
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As long as I'm here,
