lt's illegal for them to fire me over it anyway,

反正他們因為這個解僱我是違法的。

and l get three months maternity leave if l stay,

如果我留下來，我可以休三個月的產假。

so l'm iust, you know, not gonna tell them.

所以我不能告訴他們。

That's a good plan. Yeah. l like it.

這是個好計劃是啊 我喜歡

lt is a good plan until her water breaks all over Robert De Niro's shoes.

這是一個很好的計劃，直到她的水打破了所有羅伯特-德尼羅'的鞋子。

(IN DEEP VOlCE) ''My shoes! Hey, there's all this baby goo on it.''

我的鞋!嘿，這上面都是嬰兒的粘液。 ＆#39;＆#39。

''These shoes? On these shoes?

''這雙鞋？在這雙鞋上？

''Did you puke on my shoes?''

''你吐在我的鞋子上了嗎''&#39。

''Did your water break on my shoes?'' ''Did you puke on my shoes?''

''你的水破在我的鞋子上了嗎'''你吐在我的鞋子上了嗎'&#39。

ALLISON: (LAUGHING) Oh, my God.

艾利森:哦，我的上帝。

lsn't it weird, though, when you have a kid and all your dreams and hopes

當你有了孩子，你所有的夢想和希望，不是很奇怪嗎？

just go right out the window?

就這樣從窗口走出去？

What changed for you? What went out the window? What plans?

你有什麼變化？哪些東西被淘汰了？什麼計劃？

You do everything exactly the same.

你做的一切都一模一樣。

No, l mean, l love what l'm doing. Like, say...

不，我的意思是，我喜歡我所做的事情。比如說...

Okay, say, you know, before you're married and have children,

好吧，說，你知道，在你'結婚和有孩子之前。

you wanna go live in India for a year.

你想去印度住一年嗎？

You can do it. But you can't do it once you have a family.

你可以做到這一點。但你不能做，一旦你有一個家庭。

You wanna go live in India? l don't wanna go live in India.

你想去印度生活嗎 我不想去印度生活。

Do you want to go to India? Go to India! Seriously, go to India.

你想去印度嗎？去印度吧！說真的，去印度吧

What about you? Do you want to go to India?

你呢？ 你想去印度嗎？你想去印度嗎？

l'm not going to India. You can go to India.

我不去印度。你可以去印度

l get what he's talking about.

我明白他說的是什麼。

You know, honestly, like, when l found out about...

你知道，說實話，就像，當我發現... ...

l totally, like, l iust had this flash of me, like in a white Ford Bronco,

我完全，就像，我剛剛看到我的影子 就像在一輛白色的福特野馬裡

and l'm iust hauling ass for Canada, man.

我必須為加拿大拖後腿，夥計。

The chopper's taping the whole thing, and l just...

直升機把整個過程都錄下來了，我只是... ...

l bust through the border and l'm a free man!

我越過邊界，我就成了自由人！

That's all l kept thinking, man.

這就是我一直在想的，夥計。

You know what l'm saying? It was a flash!

你知道我在說什麼嗎？那是一個閃光！

Wait. What do you mean? What are you... Don't look at me.

等等，你什麼意思？你是什麼意思？你這是...別看我 Don't look at me.

We can talk about our fears here. PETE: It's not like he did it.

我們可以在這裡談談我們的恐懼又不是他乾的。

l mean, honestly, like, if Doc Brown screeched up in front of you in the DeLorean.

我是說，老實說，就像布朗醫生開著迪羅裡安車 在你面前尖叫一樣。

(IMITATES DOOR OPENING)

(按開幕式模仿)

Open the door, he's like,

打開門，他'的樣子。

''Hey, Allison, come on. l got the car here. What do you wanna do?''

嘿，艾莉森，來吧，我的車在這呢你想做什麼? '';

No part of your brain would have been, like, ''You know, maybe we'll go back

你的大腦沒有一部分會一直，像，''你知道，也許我們'會回去的

''to that night and l would maybe put a condom on Ben's dick.''

我想在本的小弟弟上戴上保險套。 ＆#39;＆#39;＆#39。

You never got that flash? No.

你從來沒有得到那個閃光燈？沒拿到

And l don't know what you're talking about.

我不知道你在說什麼。

''Where we're going, we don't need roads.''

''我們要去的地方，我們不需要道路.'&#39。

BEN: (LAUGHING) Exactly. You wouldn't do that?

沒錯 Exactly.You wouldn't do that?

l don't know who Doc Brown is.

我不知道布朗醫生是誰。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

Doc Brown is the guy who's Christopher Lloyd.

布朗醫生就是那個'克里斯托弗-勞埃德的人。

He invented the DeLorean, the time machine.

他發明了DeLorean，即時間機器。

He's the one who made the time machine. What?

他就是那個製造時光機的人。什麼？

PETE: It's the time machine. Everyone has the time machine image.

是時間機器。每個人都有時間機器的形象。

Hey. l have a really good idea.

嘿，我有個好主意

Why don't the two of you get into your time machine,

你們兩個為什麼不進入你的時光機。

go back in time and fuck each other?

回到過去，然後互相干？

Who needs a time machine?

誰需要一臺時光機？

This is my time machine!

這是我的時光機！

l'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean, gun it to '88.

我要把你扔進我的DeLorean裡，把它打成88。

(IMITATING ENGINE REVVING)

(模仿發動機轉速)

You are a funny motherfucker, man. Jesus.

你是一個有趣的混蛋，男人。天啊！

How can you fight with him? Look at his face. l just want to kiss it.

你怎麼能跟他吵架呢？你看他的臉，我就想親一下

l think he's cute.

我覺得他很可愛

l like the way you move.

我喜歡你移動的方式。

This is fun! We should do this more, l think.

這很有趣！我們應該多做一些，我想。

l mean, this is, like, the most fun l've had in a really long time.

我的意思是，這是一樣，最有趣的 我'已經有很長一段時間。