Give it up for Louis Cato on the band everybody who knows tonight, two powerhouse guests tonight.

掌聲歡迎 Louis Cato 來到樂團，今晚有兩位重量級的嘉賓。

Hollywood legend Demi Moore is here this evening.

好萊塢傳奇人物 Demi Moore 今晚也在這裡。

And documentary legend Ken Burns is also here tonight.

紀錄片傳奇人物 Ken Burns 今晚也來了。

他應該要拍一部關於她的紀錄片。

Folks, if you watch this show, you know I love science.

各位，如果大家有看這個節目，就知道我有多愛科學。

Without science, we'd never have whatever pumpkin spice is.

沒有科學，我們可能永遠不知道南瓜香料到底是什麼。

I'd like to tell you about all the latest science news in my science segment, the Sound of Science.

在我的科學單元「Sound of Science」裡，我想跟大家分享所有最新的科學新聞。

An eternal reminder that we are so small and the universe is so big and all of our actions are so insignificant.

這是一個永恆的提醒，提醒我們自己有多渺小，宇宙有多浩瀚，而我們所有的行為又是多麼微不足道。

And yet everyone still remembers that time in third grade when you called your math teacher mom.

但大家還是會記得，小學三年級時，你把數學老師叫成媽媽的那件事。

Good news for space dwellers because recently astronauts enjoyed the first ever space barbecue, which means the astronauts also enjoyed the first ever space neighbor hovering over their shoulder going, oh, you're going to take them off the grill now?

對太空居民來說是個好消息，因為最近有宇航員享受了史上第一次的太空燒烤，這意味著宇航員們也享受了史上第一次有太空鄰居在他們肩膀上窺探，說：「喔，你現在要把牠們從烤架上移開嗎？」

This happened aboard China's Tiangong Space Station.

There was barbecue in space and America didn't invent it.

太空裡有烤肉，而且不是美國發明的。

I demand that NASA strike back by deploying the first deep space space deep fat fryer.

我要求 NASA 反擊，部署第一個深空深炸鍋。

The oven was sent from China's space agency to the station.

烤箱是由中國國家航天局送往空間站的。

It's known as a microgravity microwave and actually functions more like an air fryer.

它被稱為微重力微波爐，實際上更像空氣炸鍋。

And while I'm sure they were excited, I bet at least one of these astronauts was like, oh, they invented a space air fryer.

雖然我確定他們很興奮，但我敢打賭，至少有一位宇航員會說，哦，他們發明瞭太空空氣炸鍋。

So you got the air fryer going, but we're still got the Hoover.

所以你用了空氣炸鍋，但我們還是有吸塵器。

Bird experts have revealed that woodpecker hammering is a full body affair.

鳥類專家透露，啄木鳥敲擊是全身運動。

Also, I can reveal that googling full body woodpecker hammering gets you a real quick call from hr.

另外，我可以透露，搜尋全身啄木鳥敲擊會讓你馬上接到人力資源部的電話。

Next up, Next up, I hope you all looked up in the night sky last week to see November's full moon, also known as a beaver moon, shine across the U.S.

下一個，下一個，我希望大家上週晚上都抬頭看了看，看到十一月的滿月，也稱為海狸月，照亮了整個美國。

by the way, Googling beaver moon gets you a second far more intense call from hr.

對了，搜尋海狸月會讓你接到人力資源部一個更強烈的電話。

Next up, scientists say that the largest observed flare from a black hole unleash the light of 10.

下一個，科學家說，從黑洞觀測到的最大閃焰釋放出相當於 10 的光芒。

Now to put that in layman's terms, 10 trillion suns is almost as bright as the veneers on a Real Housewife.

簡單來說，十兆個太陽的亮度，幾乎跟真人實境秀女星的假牙一樣亮。

Now, Next up, it's recently been discovered that plants have a secret language that scientists are only now starting to decipher.

接下來，最近發現植物有祕密語言，科學家們才剛開始解讀。

The scientists have released this first ever recording of a plant talking.

科學家們釋出了這第一段植物說話的錄音。

Just so you know, she's gonna go on vacation and we're both gonna die.

跟你說喔，她要去度假，我們兩個都會死。

Next up, new research is explaining the reasons why some humans grow horns.

接下來，新的研究解釋了為什麼有些人會長出角。

And it's because of compacted keratin masses that develop from scale lesions or because that person has formed a blood pact to serve the wolf faced dark lord Mammon, eater of light, suckler of the unrighteous, and

而且這是因為角質蛋白壓實塊，源自鱗狀病變，或是因為那個人跟食光者、不義者的乳母、畸形兒的生母，臉像狼的黑暗領主瑪門，訂下了血契，要為他服務。

Next up, surprising new study shows that weightlifting beats cardio for blood sugar control.

接下來，令人驚訝的新研究顯示，舉重比有氧運動更能控制血糖。

Then I guess I better start not doing that instead.

Next up, Paleontologists have long struggled to tell whether dinosaur fossils are male or female, but

接下來，古生物學家長期以來難以分辨恐龍化石是雄性還是雌性，但

now say mating injuries may help them identify the sex of dinosaurs.

現在說交配損傷可能幫助他們辨識恐龍的性別。

Turns out if the bones have mating injuries, the sex was pretty good.

結果發現，如果骨頭上有交配損傷，那性行為應該很不錯。

Paleontologists have long sought a way reliably to differentiate between male and female dinosaurs based on their fossils.

古生物學家長期以來一直尋找一種方法，能根據恐龍化石可靠地區分出雄性和雌性恐龍。

The males look like this and the females look like this.

公的看起來像這樣，母的看起來像那樣。

And they wave a handkerchief and go, yoo hoo.

然後他們揮手絹，說「哈囉」。

There's some more science from the science people.

這是科學家們的另一項科學發現。

According to the new science research, pets contribute to greenhouse gases just like us.

根據新的科學研究，寵物跟我們一樣會排放溫室氣體。

Because it's become so popular to feed pets human grade meat as opposed to animal parts that would otherwise have gone unused.

因為現在大家很流行餵寵物吃人類等級的肉，而不是那些原本會被丟棄的動物部位。

By the way, animal parts that would otherwise have gone unused.

順帶一提，那些原本會被丟棄的動物部位。

我們馬上回來，請繼續收看 Demi Moore。

科學的聲音：太空烤肉 | 啄木鳥敲擊 | 河狸月亮 | 人類為何長角？ (The Sound of Science: Space BBQ | Woodpecker Hammering | Beaver Moon | Why Humans Grow Horns)

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