Name: 喬·史都華怒批「難以置信」！民主黨竟在停擺危機中讓步｜每日秀 (Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2025-11-11T05:40:13.000Z
Duration: 21 min 35 s

We've got an unbelievable show for you tonight.

今晚我們準備了一個超棒的節目給大家。

Later on, we're going to be joined out here as Veterans Day is coming up by Representatives Chris d' Aluzio and Pat Ryan, co chairs of the Democratic Veterans Caucus.

稍後，隨著陣亡將士紀念日即將到來，民主黨退伍軍人黨團的聯合主席 Chris d' Aluzio 和 Pat Ryan 代表將會加入我們。

They'll be showing us how to make their favorite dishes for veterans.

他們會教我們做他們最喜歡的退伍軍人料理。

Let's start tonight's show with the big news out of Washington on the shutdown.

我們今晚的節目就從華盛頓關於停擺的大新聞開始吧。

By the way, tonight's show will be brought to you by.

順帶一提，今晚的節目將由...贊助播出。

當我說「我真不敢相信」的時候。

Edvard Munch scream emoji doesn't quite convey how much you cannot believe it.

愛德華·孟克的吶喊表情符號，根本無法完全表達你有多麼不敢置信。

The Democrats, you remember the Democrats.

They shut down the government last month for very particular reason.

他們上個月關閉了政府，原因是個很特別的原因。

Any deal must secure the extension of the ACA tax credits.

任何協議都必須確保 ACA 稅收抵免的延長。

This is about my party saying enough is enough.

We're in this fight until we win this fight because we know we're on the right side of this fight.

我們會一直戰鬥直到獲勝，因為我們知道我們站在正義的一方。

Charles Schumer's three words were no match for these five other words.

Charles Schumer 的三個字，敵不過這另外的五個字。

Not this forceful, young, authentic Democratic party that hangs out down by the river and curses in what appears to be a cerulean blue blazer.

不是這種強硬、年輕、真實的民主黨，他們在河邊閒晃，穿著看起來像寶藍色西裝外套，還會罵髒話。

And I say in a way, no, they caved on the shutdown.

我說，不，他們在停擺問題上讓步了。

Not even a full week removed from the best election night results they've had in years.

距離他們多年來最好的選舉之夜結果，還不到一個星期。

Seven Democratic senators and an voted with their Republican counterparts to end the shutdown and reopen the government.

七位民主黨參議員和一位與共和黨同仁一起投票，結束了停擺並重新開放政府。

And did they get their extended health care subsidies?

他們有拿到延長的健保補助嗎？

Democrats wanted the deal to include extending subsidies for the Affordable Care Act.

民主黨希望協議包含延長 ACA 的補助。

Instead they got a promise to vote on it at a later date.

反而他們只得到一個承諾，日後會對此進行投票。

The new Sydney Sweeney movie box office Pupkiss.

新的 Sydney Sweeney 電影票房慘淡。

Apparently her new MAGA fan base is show up in droves to see a biopic about a lesbian professional boxer who overcomes domestic violence to live her truth.

顯然她新的 MAGA 粉絲群湧入，觀看一部關於一位女同志職業拳擊手克服家暴、活出真我的傳記片。

You sold out the entire shutdown not to get what you wanted, but

你們為了整個停擺協議出賣了自己，不是為了得到你們想要的，而是

for a promise to not get what you wanted.

為了得到一個日後不會得到你們想要的承諾。

Sun Tzu said, never press your advantage.

And by the way, what good does a promise of a Senate vote even do for you Democrats?

順帶一提，參議院投票的承諾對你們民主黨人來說有什麼好處？

你們連這套東西怎麼運作都不知道嗎？

Let's just say for snicks that you managed to win a vote in the Senate, which you haven't done all year.

就算我們假設一下，你們在參議院贏得了一次投票，而你們今年根本就沒贏過。

你們知道接下來會發生什麼事嗎？

Let's just say you pass a bill out of the Senate that you don't control as Democrats, guess what happens then?

假設你們在參議院通過了一項法案，而你們民主黨人無法掌控，猜猜接下來會發生什麼？

Now I go to the House of Representatives and they vote on me.

現在我會到眾議院，他們會對我進行投票。

They go to the House of Representatives, but

they don't vote on it because Democrats don't control the House of Representatives either.

他們不會對它進行投票，因為民主黨人也無法掌控眾議院。

But let's live in your eight senator fantasy land.

但我們就來聊聊你那八位參議員的幻想世界吧。

Let's say you somehow convince old cowlick mcbabyface to hold that House of Representatives vote and you win that one as well.

假設你們好不容易說服了那個老古董，讓他召開眾議院的投票，而且你們也贏了。

Well, then I'm off to the White House where I waited on line with a lot of other bills for the President to sign.

嗯，然後我就會到白宮，在那裡我得跟其他很多法案一起排隊等總統簽署。

You get to pass the Senate, you get to pass the House, and

你們通過了參議院，也通過了眾議院，然後

這個人，歐巴馬健保是一場災難。

就是那個說歐巴馬健保是一場災難的人。

The guy who spent the weekend posting about how Barack Obama is collecting millions of dollars in royalties from Obamacare, about a fact that Trump picked up from an eight year old satire article.

就是那個週末都在發文說歐巴馬從歐巴馬健保裡賺了數百萬美元版稅的人，而川普卻引用了一篇八年前的諷刺文章。

Democrats, you gave up the only leverage you had without getting commitments from Trump or Mike Johnson.

民主黨人，你們在沒有從川普或麥克·詹森那裡得到任何承諾的情況下，放棄了你們僅有的籌碼。

Surely someone in the party understands that offering a vote in the Senate without a commitment that it would pass or that the House would even take it up is an empty offer.

黨內肯定有人明白，在參議院提出投票，卻沒有拿到會通過的承諾，或者眾議院會不會處理的承諾，這根本是空頭支票。

Offering a vote in the Senate without a commitment that it would pass without a commitment that the House would even take it up is an.

在參議院提出投票，卻沒有拿到會通過的承諾，沒有拿到眾議院會不會處理的承諾，這根本是。

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喬·史都華怒批「難以置信」！民主黨竟在停擺危機中讓步｜每日秀 (Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown | The Daily Show)

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