Name: CALAMITY JEN - IT Crowd 全集！第 2 集，S1 (CALAMITY JEN - The IT Crowd Full Episode! Ep 2, S1)
Uploaded: 2025-10-23T06:54:11.000Z
Duration: 23 min 17 s

Dialing 999 won't get you the emergency services.

撥打 999 將無法聯繫到緊急服務。

And that's not the only thing that's changing.

Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the emergency services, they're your emergency services.

更棒的救護車、更快的響應時間和更帥氣的駕駛員，意味著他們不只是緊急服務，而是屬於你的緊急服務。

Otherwise, you just couldn't keep it as a wall.

不然你根本不可能把它當成牆壁。

There are so many shoes in the world, you know.

世界上有這麼多鞋子，你知道的。

In fact the most beautiful shoes I've ever seen.

事實上，這是我見過最美麗的鞋子。

But you know, I can't have everything that I love otherwise I don't lots of things.

但你知道的，我不可能擁有所有我愛的東西，否則我就沒有很多東西了。

And actually they're red, which is quite tarty.

而且事實上它們是紅色的，這有點俗豔。

And I don't necessarily get any of my outfits.

而且我也不一定會買下我所有的服裝。

Although actually they do go with most of them.

雖然事實上它們很配我大部分的服裝。

They're very expensive and besides a woman in the shop said they're a way too small.

它們很貴，而且店裡的女人說它們太小了。

And the time I've been speaking over 80 million people have died of stress.

在我說話的這段時間，已經有超過八千萬人死於壓力。

And I want to limit its influence in my life.

而且我想要限制它在我生活中的影響。

Both here and here are as red as a fire engine.

這裡和這裡都紅得像消防車一樣。

I have invited Dr. Julian Holmes to come and give a class at lunchtime.

我邀請了 Julian Holmes 醫師，午餐時間來這裡開課。

Anyone interested in coming along, picking up a few tips on how to manage stress?

有沒有人有興趣來聽聽，學一些管理壓力的小撇步？

Oh, by the way, anyone still experiencing stress at the end of the day, we'll be fired.

對了，有沒有人一天到晚都覺得壓力很大，我們就完蛋了。

對，但我的意思是，我不能就這樣。

And even if they did go on, they would cripple you.

就算穿進去，也會讓你寸步難行。

I myself have been subject to some terrible rages.

我自己也曾經歷過一些可怕的暴怒。

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