Name: 吉米-卡爾單口相聲：性別揭示、被取消 | 吉米-法倫主演的今夜秀 (Jimmy Carr Stand-Up: Gender Reveals, Getting Cancelled | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)
Uploaded: 2025-10-23T04:28:31.000Z
Duration: 6 min 22 s

Our next guest is on his world tour, laughs Funny.

我們的下一位嘉賓正在進行世界巡迴演出，帶來許多 Funny。

He has a comedy special, Natural Born Killer, streaming now on Netflix.

他有個喜劇特輯《Natural Born Killer》，現在正在 Netflix 熱播中。

Please welcome the very funny Jimmy Carr.

隆重歡迎非常有趣的 Jimmy Carr。

他們說十個男人中有一個是同性戀，但是

surely one man in just one man is pretty gay.

一個男人只跟一個男人在一起，那也太同性戀了吧。

去年我爸爸因為失智症過世了。

I guess we could have stuck around for longer to look for him, but whatever.

我猜我們可以多待一陣子找他，但算了。

My girlfriend likes to be tied up, but it turns out really scared of railway tracks.

我女朋友喜歡被綁起來，但結果她其實很怕鐵軌。

她問我，我最好的十個特質是什麼？

I'm British, obviously, so there are subtle differences in the way that we use the English language.

我是英國人，很明顯，所以我們在說英語的方式上會有細微的差異。

I would say trousers, you would say pants.

I would say pavement, you would say sidewalk.

So in America, the Supreme Court are stopping women from aborting fetuses.

所以在美國，最高法院阻止女性墮胎。

Yet somehow the Supreme Court are still in charge.

Now, lots of famous people give their kids unusual names and live to regret it.

現在，很多名人都會給小孩取奇怪的名字，然後後悔。

Now, some people think my boy's name is somewhat unusual, but

有些人覺得我兒子的名字有點特別，但

then they see his little face and he does just look like an Adolf.

當他們看到他可愛的小臉，他真的長得很像阿道夫。

We're having a gender reveal for our kid, but we're going to wait until it's 21.

我們要為我們的孩子舉辦性別揭曉派對，但我們會等到他 21 歲。

If your parents told you they didn't have a favorite, all it means is you weren't it.

如果你的父母跟你說他們沒有最喜歡的，那只是代表你不是那個。

People that get freaked out by breastfeeding in public, they're idiots, right?

那些對公開哺乳感到噁心的人，他們就是白痴，對吧？

It's like being a mum with none of the responsibility.

就像當媽媽但沒有任何責任一樣。

And I realize that is disrespectful to stay at home dads, but

我知道這對全職爸爸不太尊重，但是

seriously, what are those pussies going to do?

說真的，那些軟腳蝦能做什麼？

有沒有在家顧小孩的爸爸在現場？

They're at home, my son walked in on me having sex and freaked out.

他們在家。我兒子撞見我做愛，嚇壞了。

He said, well, then, you better not let her catch you with the nanny.

他說，那，你最好別讓她發現你跟保姆在一起。

This, the woke nonsense, it's gone too far, hasn't it?

這，這些覺醒的胡說八道，真的太誇張了，是不是？

You can't go around apologizing for jokes.

The next time I get cancelled, the next time I upset people with a joke, I'm going to come out on the day of the cancellation.

下次我被取消，下次我因為一個笑話惹毛大家，我就要在被取消的當天出來。

And the people that are offended will say, you don't really mean that apology.

而那些被冒犯的人會說，你根本不是真心道歉。

And I'll say, so you're saying I could say something and not mean it.

我會說，所以你的意思是，我說了什麼話，其實並不是我心裡想的。

Thank you very much indeed, ladies and gentlemen.

非常感謝各位，女士們先生們。

Natural Born Killer is streaming now on Netflix.

Natural Born Killer 現正於 Netflix 熱映中。

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