Name: 害羞內向的我如何嘗試調情......並差點崩潰 (How I Tried to Flirt as a Shy Introvert... and Almost Imploded)
Uploaded: 2025-09-14T17:50:10.000Z
Duration: 5 min 44 s

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And this is the story of how I tried to flirt with my crush as a full-time introvert, and instead nearly short-circuited from secondhand embarrassment caused by myself.

這就是我如何以一個全職內向者的身份試圖與暗戀對象調情，結果卻因為自己造成的二手尷尬而差點短路的故事。

Let's just say I didn't get the love story I expected, but I did learn a lot about what introverts do when they catch feelings.

我只能說，我沒有得到我所期待的愛情故事，但我確實學到了很多關於內向的人在捕捉到感情時會做什麼的知識。

It all started in my last year of high school.

這一切都始於我高中的最後一年。

I was the quiet kid, the background character, the, oh, I didn't realize you were in this class, student.

我是個安靜的孩子，是個背景人物，是個 "哦，我沒想到你也在這個班 "的學生。

They transferred mid-year, confident but not arrogant, friendly but not fake.

他們在年中轉學，自信但不傲慢，友好但不虛偽。

You know, that kind of person who just feels easy to be around.

你知道，這種人讓人感覺很容易相處。

And suddenly I was like, oh no, I have a crush.

我突然想，哦，不，我喜歡上她了。

I didn't even really know them, but they smiled at me once during attendance and my brain printed out a wedding invitation.

我甚至都不太認識他們，但他們在出席會議時對我笑過一次，我的大腦就打印出了一張婚禮請柬。

Now as an introvert, I had zero idea how to express interest.

現在，作為一個內向的人，我完全不知道如何表達自己的興趣。

Step three, hope they magically fall in love with me by sensing my energy.

第三步，希望他們通過感知我的能量，神奇地愛上我。

I once made eye contact for maybe two seconds.

有一次，我的目光接觸了大概兩秒鐘。

And then I immediately tripped over a desk trying to look away.

然後，我立刻被一張桌子絆倒，想把目光移開。

I spent weeks just existing near them, saying hi in my head, smiling in my head, having whole conversations in my head.

我花了好幾周的時間在他們身邊，在腦海中向他們問好，在腦海中微笑，在腦海中進行完整的對話。

Meanwhile, Alex probably thought I was avoiding them or weird or both.

與此同時，亞歷克斯可能認為我在躲避他們，或者覺得我很奇怪，或者兩者兼而有之。

Every day I told myself, today you're going to say something, even just hi.

每天我都告訴自己，今天你要說點什麼，哪怕只是打個招呼。

但每當這一刻來臨時，我都會愣住。

My heart would race, my mouth would dry up, and I'd default to pretending I was very busy looking at a pencil.

我的心跳加速，口乾舌燥，只好假裝很忙地看著鉛筆。

I also developed a crush anxiety tick, erasing my own messages before hitting send.

我還患上了 "暗戀焦慮症"，在點擊發送前會先刪除自己的資訊。

I'd open our class group chat and type, hey Alex, did you get the homework?

我會打開班級群聊，輸入 "嘿，亞歷克斯，你拿到作業了嗎？

I raised my hand, waved, and they waved back.

我舉起手，揮了揮，他們也揮了揮。

然後我的大腦尖叫起來，驚慌失措！

Not because I didn't like them anymore, but because I couldn't survive the flashbacks.

不是因為我不喜歡他們了，而是因為我熬不過那些閃回。

Eventually I realized I was doing that introvert thing where you wait so long to act that your feelings start to turn into guilt and self-hate.

最後，我意識到自己是在做內向者的事，你等了很久才行動，你的感覺開始變成內疚和自責。

為什麼我就不能和他們談談呢？

They probably like someone more confident.

這已經不再是亞歷克斯的問題了

It was about me not feeling like I was enough.

That I'd never be the type of person someone would choose.

我永遠不會成為別人會選擇的那種人。

Even if I turned into a tomato with anxiety.

即使我因為焦慮而變成了西紅柿。

在一次小組項目中，我的機會來了。

We started working on the project together, and I learned something shocking.

我們開始一起做這個項目，我學到了一些令人震驚的東西。

雖然和我不一樣，但還是一樣。

They asked me, hey, do you like Studio Ghibli?

他們問我，嘿，你喜歡吉卜力工作室嗎？

這一個問題變成了更多的問題。

We started texting, sharing memes, sending playlists.

我們開始發短信、分享備忘錄、發送播放列表。

I found out they were also anxious sometimes.

And that they noticed when I got quiet in group chats.

當我在群聊中變得安靜時，他們也注意到了。

No, we didn't fall madly in love and run away to an anime-style hilltop.

不，我們沒有瘋狂地相愛，也沒有逃到動漫風格的山頂上。

I didn't have to become someone loud or outgoing.

Sometimes flirting doesn't look like roses and declarations.

有時，調情並不像玫瑰和宣言。

並停留足夠長的時間，以便被人看到。

So yeah, that's the story of how I tried to flirt as an introvert.

這就是我作為一個內向的人如何嘗試調情的故事。

Have you ever had a crush and panicked every time they looked at you?

你是否曾經暗戀過一個人，並且每次對方看你的時候都會驚慌失措？

I'll be down there reading your awkward stories so I feel less alone.

我會在下面讀你們的尷尬故事，這樣我就不會覺得孤單了。