Name: 柯南抓獲遲到的喬丹-施蘭斯基 | TBS 頻道的柯南節目 (Conan Catches Jordan Schlansky Coming In Late | CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2025-07-23T16:54:10.000Z
Duration: 8 min 36 s

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As many of you probably know, we do not tape a show on Friday, but we still come into the office and work a full day.

也許你們很多人都知道，我們週五不錄製節目，但我們仍然會到辦公室工作一整天。

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Everyone's supposed to arrive by 9.30 AM, including myself.

每個人都應該在上午 9:30 之前到達，包括我自己。

People on the staff started telling me that one of our producers, Jordan Schlansky, there he is, yeah.

員工們開始告訴我 我們的製片人之一 喬丹-施蘭斯基 他就在那兒 對

That one of our producers, Jordan Schlansky, doesn't come into the office on Fridays until early afternoon, and that he's been consistently doing this for a long time.

我們的製片人喬丹-施蘭斯基（Jordan Schlansky）每週五下午才到辦公室，而且他已經堅持這樣做很長時間了。

Well, since I'm the boss, last Friday, I decided to look into this claim that Jordan comes in late on Fridays.

既然我是老闆，上週五，我決定調查一下喬丹週五遲到的說法。

I think this was a very good use of my time.

我認為這很好地利用了我的時間。

I'm sitting in the office of Jordan Schlansky.

我正坐在喬丹-施蘭斯基的辦公室裡。

He's an associate producer at the show, and it's come to my attention recently that on Fridays, for some reason, he doesn't come in until very late.

他是節目的副製片人，最近我注意到，出於某種原因，他週五很晚才來。

So I'm sitting, and I'm waiting for him, because I want to get to the bottom of what the fuck Jordan does every Friday.

所以我坐著等他 因為我想搞清楚 喬丹每週五都幹了些什麼事

He's got a kaiser roll in a bag, olive oil, his own mini specialized pepper grinder.

他有一個裝在袋子裡的凱撒麵包卷、橄欖油和他自己的迷你專用胡椒研磨器。

Look at this, he's got a giant thing of Clorox wipes.

你看，他拿了一大堆克洛絲溼巾。

Now does this look like the office of someone who's afraid of germs?

這看起來像是害怕細菌的人的辦公室嗎？

He's got two, in case he ever makes a friend.

He's got the death squad commander in his box.

他的盒子裡裝著敢死隊指揮官。

He's supposed to go to a children's hospital, and he's hiding them in his office.

他本該去兒童醫院，卻把它們藏在辦公室裡。

I'm sure these are insured by Lloyd's of London.

我相信這些都是由倫敦勞合社投保的。

If anyone ever wants to get Jordan a wedding present, I believe he's registered at Toys R Us.

如果有人想送喬丹結婚禮物，我相信他已經在玩具反斗城註冊了。

It's come to my attention that you like to drift in late on Fridays.

我注意到，你喜歡在週五很晚才回家。

Well, I work later on Fridays than a lot of people.

我週五工作的時間比很多人都晚。

And I feel like I'm able to adequately accomplish what I need to in the time that I'm here.

我覺得我能夠在這裡充分完成我需要完成的任務。

I've prepared my daily task ahead of me already.

我已經提前準備好了每天的任務。

May I ask you, Jordan, what you were doing this morning?

喬丹，請問你今天早上在做什麼？

I've been experimenting with oats and whey.

我一直在嘗試使用燕麥和乳清。

You've been experimenting with oats and whey?

Well, I was trying to avoid synthetic maltodextrin, which is derived from corn.

好吧，我是想避免使用從玉米中提取的合成麥芽糊精。

And I had read that oats is a good source of complex carbohydrates when mixed with whey.

我在書上看到，燕麥與乳清混合後，是複雜碳水化合物的良好來源。

Are you wearing your sunglasses while you're making the shake?

What do you think would be the human thing?

You've studied humans on our planet for a while.

你研究我們星球上的人類已經有一段時間了。

然後，我用各種方法為自己的身體做好準備。

I want to make it very clear to everyone at home.

我想讓家裡的每個人都明白這一點。

I'm sick of people asking me, how did you find that guy who writes his stuff?

我討厭別人問我，你是怎麼找到那個寫他文章的人的？

You just said, I prepare my body in various ways.

你剛才說，我用各種方式準備我的身體。

I just asked you if you shave your, your John Dory, do you?

我剛才問你是否刮鬍子，你的約翰-多利，你呢？

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