Name: 柯南就喬丹-施蘭斯基在《可可團隊》中的客串角色一事與他交鋒 (Conan Confronts Jordan Schlansky About His Cameos | Team Coco)
Uploaded: 2025-07-22T16:57:22.000Z
Duration: 8 min 42 s

現在進行式

I'm standing alongside my companion and professional irritant, Jordan Schlansky.

我正和我的同伴兼職業惱人喬丹-施蘭斯基（Jordan Schlansky）站在一起。

I wanted to bring something up, which is I wound up the late night show.

我想說的是，我結束了深夜節目。

Now, that meant some people took other kinds of jobs.

現在，這意味著有些人從事了其他類型的工作。

Some people maybe did some things that they're ashamed of, but we all do what we have to do in trying times to get by.

有些人可能做了一些讓他們感到羞恥的事情，但我們都會在艱難時期做我們必須做的事情。

It's true that you have been paying me a reduced salary and I've been depleting my life savings while you have been mentally preparing to start thinking about a new show over one year after the old show ended.

的確，在舊節目結束一年多之後，你們一直在為開始考慮新節目做心理準備，而你們卻一直在降低我的工資，我也一直在耗盡我的畢生積蓄。

You're just some piece of clay and I need to breathe on you so you can come to life?

你只是一塊粘土，我需要對你呼吸，你才能活過來？

What I'm saying is if I've contributed in some small way to some financial gains that you may have achieved in the past year, if you feel that upon-

我想說的是，如果我在過去的一年中為你取得的一些經濟收益做出了一些微薄的貢獻，如果你覺得上

In the past year, you got paid to do nothing.

在過去的一年裡，你拿了錢卻什麼都沒做。

你拿了這麼多年的工資，卻什麼都不做。

Well, I have various and there are various and I have various tasks.

嗯，我有各種各樣的，有各種各樣的，我有各種各樣的任務。

Because you're unemployable outside of my world, no one else wants to employ you.

因為你在我的世界之外無法就業，所以沒有人願意僱用你。

Are you claiming you've publicly sullied my reputation to the point where I'm unemployable yet owe me nothing in return?

你是說你公開玷汙了我的名譽，以至於我無法就業，但卻不欠我任何回報？

You're saying that I need to do a show in order to employ you to do nothing.

你是說，我需要做一場演出，才能僱你什麼都不做。

Have you ever publicly ridiculed my work ethic to the point where I may be unattractive to another employer?

你是否曾公開嘲笑過我的職業道德，以至於我可能對其他僱主失去吸引力？

Have you ever publicly ridiculed any part of me or my work ethic that if you were an employer and you were prospectively thinking about hiring and you opened the internet and saw what you saw, would you hire me?

你有沒有公開嘲笑過我或我的職業道德的任何部分，如果你是僱主，你正在考慮招聘，你打開互聯網，看到了你所看到的，你會僱用我嗎？

You've tried to get work and you couldn't get work.

I would like you to start thinking about a show, okay?

我希望你開始考慮演出的事，好嗎？

You have your dinners with Timothy Olyphant.

你和蒂莫西-奧利芬特共進晚餐。

You don't need to be hungry anymore because you've achieved a certain situation, but do you look like the kind of guy that wants to decay mentally, comedically?

你不再需要飢餓，因為你已經達到了某種境界，但你看起來像那種想在精神上、在喜劇上腐爛的人嗎？

Do you think you'd just come back five years later and people will care?

你認為五年後你再回來，人們會關心你嗎？

What are you, like some Roman emperor, Kaiser, which is the original Latin pronunciation, by the way, not the Ecclesiastical, which would be Cesar.

你是什麼人，羅馬皇帝嗎？"凱撒"（Kaiser），順便說一句，這是拉丁語的原始發音，而不是教會語的 "凱撒"（Cesar）。

But nevertheless, do you think people will just come as you sit there on your throne?

不過，你以為你坐在寶座上，人們就會來嗎？

Because it's come to my attention, it came to my attention a while ago, that you were making money off of Cameo.

因為我注意到，前不久我注意到，你在靠 Cameo 賺錢。

For our viewers, like my parents, who won't understand, what is Cameo?

對於像我父母這樣不瞭解 Cameo 的觀眾來說，什麼是 Cameo？

Cameo is a website where famous people can record greetings for people, either as a gift to somebody else to celebrate an occasion, or even just as a gift to themselves.

Cameo 是一個名人可以為他人錄製問候語的網站，既可以作為禮物送給他人慶祝某個場合，也可以作為禮物送給自己。

這裡說，現在預訂，價格為 159.99 美元。

Well, if you book it through the website, you'll get a 9.99 discount, and it'll be 150 even.

如果你通過網站預訂，就能享受 9.99 折的優惠，而且票價是 150 平。

I'm directly responding to your mode of questioning.

我是在直接回應你的提問方式。

All right, let's look at one of your Cameos.

好吧，讓我們來看看你的一個 "客串"。

I'm Jordan Slansky, and this message is for Javier.

我是喬丹-斯蘭斯基 這是給哈維爾的留言

I was contacted by Maren, who let me know that you were celebrating a birthday, July 18th.

瑪倫聯繫了我，告訴我你在 7 月 18 日慶祝生日。

I'm here to wish you feliz cumpleaños, and to let you know that I noticed your zodiac sign is cancer, who are known specifically to take great pleasure in the comforts of home.

我是來祝您生日快樂的，同時告訴您，我注意到您的星座是巨蟹座，眾所周知，巨蟹座的人特別喜歡舒適的家居環境。

你說話的語氣都不像你自己了。

You've been brainwashed by these monsters.

By the way, I'm a surgeon, if you're aware of that.

順便說一句，如果你知道的話，我是一名外科醫生。

I work on the eyes and the brain, 28 years on TV.

我在電視行業工作了 28 年，主要負責眼睛和大腦的工作。

You see anyone outside his gate yelling at him?

你看到有人在他門外對他大喊大叫嗎？

A couple months after he retired, after 30 years of Entertaining America, do you think there was someone outside his office going, get off your ass, Johnny!

在他退休幾個月後，在他為美國娛樂事業奮鬥了30年之後，你覺得會有人在他的辦公室外喊："滾蛋吧，約翰尼 "嗎？

You gold-brickin' Johnny, get off your ass!

好吧，我想知道是怎麼做到的。

Let's just say that I've called, and my son, Jacob, is having a bar mitzvah.

這麼說吧，我打過電話來，我兒子雅各布要舉行成人禮了。

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