We're going to have some terrible weather on the East Coast on Saturday.

週六，東海岸將出現惡劣天氣。

And that means Trump's birthday parade may be canceled due to thunderstorms.

這意味著特朗普的生日遊行可能會因雷雨天氣而取消。

You made God mad, and now he's shooting lightning at your birthday tanks.

你把上帝惹火了，現在他正在向你的生日坦克發射閃電。

According to the Army spokesman, rain won't stop us, but if there's lightning that puts the crowd at risk, they will cancel or postpone.

據陸軍發言人說，雨水不會阻止我們，但如果有閃電，給觀眾帶來危險，他們就會取消或延後。

It will depend on the president, too, when he's available.

Let me tell you, if it's raining, he won't be available.

我告訴你，如果下雨，他就沒空了。

Because if he gets too wet, it all slides off.

因為如果他太溼了，就會全部滑落。

And someone has to carry his face and his hair around in a bucket.

還得有人把他的臉和頭髮裝在一個桶裡。

That's not the only bad news for Trump's big day poll show.

這還不是特朗普大日子民調顯示的唯一壞消息。

Six in 10 Americans say a military parade is not a good use of government money.

每 10 個美國人中就有 6 個認為閱兵式不能很好地利用政府資金。

It's a complete waste of government money, especially since he's already throwing a big military parade out in Los Angeles.

這完全是在浪費政府的錢，尤其是他已經在洛杉磯舉行了盛大的閱兵儀式。

If this birthday jackboot jamboree does come off officially, it's to honor the 250th anniversary of the Army, which is why they're planning to have the troops march in historical military costumes from the Revolutionary War to today.

如果這次生日會真的正式舉行，那也是為了紀念建軍 250 週年，是以他們計劃讓部隊穿著從革命戰爭到今天的歷史軍裝行進。

It is showing off every era of Army fashion.

它展示了每個時代的軍隊時尚。

Colonial, War of 1812, apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur.

殖民地風格、1812 年戰爭風格、蘋果底牛仔褲、帶皮毛的靴子。

Well, there could be a bunch of protesters out there, too, thanks to something called the No Kings Movement, which is planning counter demonstrations nationwide.

好吧，外面也可能會有一群抗議者，這要歸功於一個叫 "無國王運動 "的組織，它正計劃在全國範圍內進行反示威。

And today, Trump was asked about No Kings, and he swore he's not a monarch.

今天，特朗普被問及 "沒有國王 "的問題，他發誓自己不是君主。

Then verily, why dost thou sons look so inbred?

那麼，你的兒子們為何看起來如此近親繁殖？

Now, now, when Trump's not busy claiming he's not a king, he still has plenty to do as the self-anointed chair of the Kennedy Center.

現在，現在，當特朗普不忙於聲稱自己不是國王時，他作為肯尼迪中心自封的主席，還有很多事情要做。

Last night, he and Melania saw the opening of Les Miserables, and he took questions on the red carpet.

昨晚，他和梅拉尼婭觀看了《悲慘世界》的首演，並在紅地毯上接受了提問。

Do you identify more with Jean Valjean or Javert?

That's a tough one, that last part of that question.

這個問題的最後一部分很難回答。

你最好回答這個問題，親愛的。

You just said you've seen the show a number of times.

你剛才說你已經看過好多次了。

Though it's possible, it is possible Trump doesn't remember who the characters are because his brain is wet bread.

雖然有這種可能，但特朗普不記得人物是誰也是有可能的，因為他的大腦是溼麵包。

The character I identify most with is Les.

Vance also attended last night with the second lady, and he tweeted this.

萬斯昨晚也和第二夫人一起出席了活動，他在推特上這樣寫道

About to see Les Miserables with POTUS at the Kennedy Center.

即將與總統一起在肯尼迪中心觀看《悲慘世界》。

She's actually been hysterically laughing nonstop ever since Trump picked me as his running mate.

實際上，自從特朗普選中我作為競選搭檔後，她就一直歇斯底里地笑個不停。

She just laughs and laughs and keeps washing her hands, muttering, they never get clean, they never get clean.

她只是笑啊笑啊，不停地洗手，嘴裡嘟囔著："永遠洗不乾淨，永遠洗不乾淨。

For weeks, Trump has been attacking drag performances at the Kennedy Center.

幾周來，特朗普一直在攻擊肯尼迪中心的變裝表演。

So in protest, a group of decked out drag queens walked right in to watch the show last night.

是以，為了表示抗議，一群變裝皇后直接走進了昨晚的演出現場。

Wow, that is amazing, except for anyone sitting behind them.

哇，太神奇了，除了坐在他們後面的人。

是的，是的，你真厲害，女王，我支持你。

Are you going to wear the big wig the whole time?

In another act of protest, at least ten members of the touring cast of Les Mis have chosen not to perform during the show's run at the Kennedy Center.

在另一次抗議行動中，《悲慘世界》巡演劇組至少有十名成員選擇不在肯尼迪中心演出該劇。

But you never really notice, thanks to the breathtaking performance of understudy Jean Valmopp.

不過，由於替身演員讓-瓦爾莫普令人驚歎的表演，你永遠不會真正注意到這一點。

That's the character I identify with right there.

Trump made a big deal of attending last night because things aren't going so great at the Kennedy Center.

特朗普昨晚大張旗鼓地出席，是因為肯尼迪中心的情況不太好。

In fact, ever since Trump's takeover, ticket sales have fallen 50%, while subscription revenue is down 82% for theater.

事實上，自特朗普接手以來，門票銷售額下降了 50%，而劇院的訂閱收入則下降了 82%。

I don't understand why people aren't flocking to see Trump's revamped hand-picked programming.

我不明白為什麼人們不蜂擁而至觀看特朗普精心挑選的節目。

For instance, for just $99, you could have seen the world premiere of the conservative docudrama The American Miracle, Our Nation is No Accident.

例如，只需 99 美元，您就可以觀看保守派紀錄片《美國奇蹟》的全球首映，我們的國家絕非偶然。

英格蘭和耶穌已經準備好迎接一個嬰兒。

Now, while Trump was out on the red carpet, a Fox News reporter asked him about the growing protests against his immigration crackdown.

現在，當特朗普走在紅地毯上時，福克斯新聞的一位記者問他，反對他鎮壓移民的抗議活動越來越多。

The protests have spread now to 16 cities across the U.S.

抗議活動現已蔓延到全美 16 個城市。

Well, I got that from the Fox News brain room.

我是從福克斯新聞的智囊團裡聽到的。

If you didn't know already, Fox News has what they call a brain room.

如果你還不知道，福克斯新聞有一個所謂的 "大腦室"。

It's where they keep all of their brains to make sure they don't accidentally use them on air.

他們把所有的大腦都放在那裡，以確保在直播時不會不小心用到。

The protests, uh, have been largely peaceful.

抗議活動基本上是和平進行的。

Boy, you wouldn't know that from watching cable news.

孩子，看有線電視新聞可看不出來。

請聽 CNN 發出的這一可怕警告。

There is graffiti behind where these officers are that says, F.

在這些警官所在的位置後面有塗鴉，上面寫著 "F"。

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