Name: 當你的父親偷走你的女孩 (When Your Dad Steals Your Girl)
Uploaded: 2025-06-02T03:26:20.000Z
Duration: 3 min 23 s

是的，冷靜下來，我可以解釋。

I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd actually let me explain.

對不起，我沒想到你真的會讓我解釋。

Talking, I would not call that dating, Chris.

哈拉，我不認為那是約會，克里斯。

I know, and you're the best roomie, Chris.

我知道，你是最好的室友，克里斯。

When two people love each other, like like like I love Megan.

當兩個人相愛，就像我愛梅根一樣。

Sometimes they need to express themselves in raw, animalistic energy like like a bear in a cave.

有時，他們需要用原始的、動物性的能量來表達自己，就像山洞裡的熊一樣。

No, that was absolutely out of line and disgusting.

不，這絕對是越軌行為，令人作嘔。

Don't make me get technical and call her stepmom.

別逼我說得那麼專業，叫她後媽。

Mark, you do just realize you called my girlfriend of two years mom.

馬克，你知道你叫我兩年的女朋友媽媽吧？

Blood or not, this woman's done a lot for this family.

不管有沒有血緣關係，這個女人都為這個家庭付出了很多。

Now, someone, please tell me for the love of God, what in the actual fuck is going on?

現在，誰能告訴我，到底他媽的發生了什麼？

While you are living under our roof, you will abide by our rules.

在我們的屋簷下生活，你們必須遵守我們的規則。

This is my house, Dad, you old dusty bag.

這是我的房子，爸爸，你這個滿是灰塵的老傢伙。

Now, if you two really think I'm going to sit down with you and.

現在，如果你們兩個真的認為 我會坐下來和你，

當你拿到球時，你就可以說話了。

Thank you, I just want him to understand that even though I am his stepmother, I still love him exactly the same way.

謝謝你，我只是想讓他明白，雖然我是他的繼母，但我仍然一如既往地愛他。

All right, look, bro, she cares about our dad in ways that you couldn't even imagine.

好吧，聽著，兄弟 她對爸爸的關心是你無法想象的

You don't have the ball, if you had the ball, you could speak.

你沒有球，如果你有球，你就可以說話。

Oh, just to be clear, she does take care of me in those ways too.

哦，說白了，她也在這些方面照顧我。

Yeah, I didn't have the ball, but I just.

I think what this whole family needs is for you to verbally accept this situation.

我認為整個家庭需要的是你口頭上接受這種情況。

Because Megan, she may have been your girlfriend, but now she's she's so much more than that, she's your mom, man.

因為梅根，她可能曾經是你的女朋友 但現在她已經不僅僅是女朋友了 她是你的媽媽，夥計

You are all bat shit insane and I'm going to politely excuse myself now.

你們都瘋了，我要禮貌地失陪了。

By not resorting to physical violence, you passed the introductory level of my anger management course.

你沒有訴諸肢體暴力，就通過了我的憤怒管理入門課程。

Hell yeah, guys, good work, that was fun as hell.

是啊，夥計們，幹得好，太有意思了。