Name: 爸爸的約會援助 | 摩登家庭 | 非洲喜劇中心 (Daddy's Dating Assistance | Modern Family | Comedy Central Africa)
Uploaded: 2025-05-14T02:43:24.000Z
Duration: 3 min

情態助動詞 A2

I've been sitting here forever and I can't think of anything to say.

我一直坐在這裡，想不出要說什麼。

If anyone knows the art of wooing the fairer sex, it's this guy.

如果說有誰懂得如何向窈窕淑女示愛，那一定是這個人。

Why would you type that, now she knows I'm thinking about her.

你為什麼要打這個字，現在她知道我在想她了。

Oh my god, stop now, we can only screw it up from here.

哦，我的天哪，快停下，我們只能從這裡把事情搞砸了。

Please, you're in the hands of the master, I think I know how to pick up a 14-year-old girl for you.

求你了，你就交給大師吧，我想我知道怎麼泡一個 14 歲的女孩給你。

What's the haps tonight, nobody says that.

今晚有什麼事，沒人會這麼說。

Dinner at Rosa Grill in an hour, question mark, boom.

一小時後在 Rosa Grill 吃晚飯 問號 砰

I don't know, you just walk around and jump off stuff.

我不知道，你只是走來走去，從東西上跳下來。

You can't invite a girl to jump off stuff.

This is so stupid, what if I spill on her, or accidentally brush my boob against her hand, I mean, her hand against my boob.

這太愚蠢了，如果我把東西灑到她身上，或者不小心把我的奶子碰到她的手，我是說，她的手碰到我的奶子怎麼辦？

Dude, stay cool, you got this, I'm gonna be at the bar the whole time, if you start to panic, just come get me.

夥計 冷靜點 你能行的 我會一直待在吧檯 如果你開始慌了 就來找我

I don't know, I've never heard it before.

儘量不要讓這種事情再次發生。

呃，這是我爸爸，爸爸，這是盧克。

I recognized you from when you hosted the school's talent night.

你主持學校才藝之夜時，我就認出你了。

Simone was so nervous, when they were chatting on the computer, I had to write everything for her.

西蒙妮非常緊張，當他們在電腦上哈拉時，我不得不為她寫下一切。

That's so funny, I did the same thing for Luke.

真有趣，我也為盧克做了同樣的事。

So the whole time we were talking to each other?

If my husband were more like you, maybe I'd still be married.

如果我丈夫更像你，也許我還會結婚。

Well, if my wife were here, she'd want me to be clear that I'm fully committed to her.

好吧，如果我妻子在這裡，她會希望我明確表示，我對她是全心全意的。

No, I just want to make sure because you unbuttoned a button and I love my wife, so.

不，我只是想確認一下 因為你解開了一個釦子 而我愛我的妻子，所以

You were the one who was flirting and saying we're on a date.

是你在調情，還說我們在約會。

That was a joke, but I'm sorry if I misled you at all.

那是個玩笑，但如果我誤導了你，我很抱歉。

Okay, I'm so sorry for touching your hand with my boob, I mean, my boob with your hands.

好吧，我很抱歉用你的手摸我的胸部 我是說，用你的手摸我的胸部

Is this your little game, you cop a feel on a sad divorcee and then pretend I'm the one coming on to you?

這是你的小把戲嗎？ 你對一個傷心的離婚女人有感覺，然後假裝是我對你有感覺？

A little bit of that, yeah, a little bit of no, don't you, oh, stop it, your daughter's right over there.

有一點，是的，有一點，不，你別這樣，哦，別說了，你女兒就在那邊。

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