Name: 辦公室精彩瞬間，值得用馬克杯來慶祝 (Office Moments so good they deserve a celebratory mug)
Uploaded: 2025-04-22T06:28:08.000Z
Duration: 21 min 12 s

Michael, Dwight's looking at gay pornography on his computer.

邁克爾，德懷特在用電腦看同志色情片

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Uh, Michael knows, Pam. Okay, he asked me to do this just for him. He has his own reasons.

呃，邁克爾知道，帕姆好吧，他讓我為他做這件事他有自己的理由

Today I'm headed over to the job fair at Valley View High School to find some new interns.

今天我要去谷景高中的招聘會，找一些新的實習生。

I'm gonna get some fresh blood, um, euthanize this place.

我去找些新鮮血液，嗯，讓這地方安樂死。 I'm gonna get some fresh blood, um, euthanize this place.

No, Dwight. Respect. R-E-S-P-E-T. Find out what it means to me.

不，德懷特。尊重 Respect.R -E -S看看這對我意味著什麼

What, Andy? Andy, what should I tell them?

什麼，安迪？安迪 我該怎麼跟他們說

Go tell them I'm floating away, obviously.

很明顯，去告訴他們我漂走了。

I don't understand what you want from me.

我不明白你想從我這裡得到什麼。

When I said that I wanted to have kids and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do?

當我說我想要孩子時，你說你想讓我做輸精管結紮手術，我該怎麼辦？

And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed?

然後當你說你可能想要孩子，而我又不太確定時，是誰做了輸精管切除手術？

And then when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back?

然後，當你說你絕對不想要孩子時，誰又把它反過來了？

I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other.

我覺得我所有的孩子都長大了，然後他們互相結婚。

Oh, man. Never thought I'd say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow.

天啊沒想到我會這麼說 但我想我吃了太多骨髓了

That is a $200 plus your screen TV you just killed!

這可是一臺價值 200 美元的電視機啊！

Good luck paying me back on your $0 a year salary plus benefits, babe!

寶貝，祝你好運，用你的 0 美元年薪加福利來償還我！

What's the very, very worst thing about prison?

The worst thing about prison was the, was the dementors.

They were flying all over the place and they were scary, and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body, and then hoi!

它們到處飛，很嚇人，然後它們會下來，把你的靈魂吸走，然後嘶嘶作響！

Because you're mental, if you don't have a good time, you have to enjoy it.

因為你是精神上的，如果你玩得不開心，你就必須享受它。

今年夏天，我想出了一個新辦法。

I act like I'm telling someone how to do something.

我的行為就像在告訴別人該怎麼做。

I go on with a long description, and then I say, and shove it up your butt!

我繼續長篇大論，然後說，把它塞進你的屁股裡！

That is quite the rap sheet, President Mike

and where did you come from that was so under?

I will not be the big guy with the tiny head.

Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?

瑞安，我很好奇，你在這裡拿多少薪水？

You get paid by the year at the bowling alley.

你在保齡球館是按年拿工資的。

Michael, are you serious? You really want us to roast you?

邁克爾，你是認真的嗎？你真想讓我們把你烤了？

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