chris we're going to die tonight this is  a found footage horror film in the making

里克里斯我們今晚就要死了這是 一部找到的恐怖電影

out here so much bad weekend

在這裡製作如此糟糕的周末

bloody connor dog voice actor  

血腥康納狗配音演員

oh what am i doing to myself two months ago it  was a time of celebration i'd visited all 47 of  

哦我對自己做了什麼 兩個月前，這 是一個慶祝的時刻，我參觀了日本的所有 47 個

japan's prefectures and connor promised he'd take  me to the best hotel in all of shikoku and what  

縣，康納承諾他會帶 我去四國最好的酒店，

did he do he took me to the worst hotel a room  filled with 28 kinds of mold a room that i'm still  

他做了什麼，他帶我去了一個房間裡最差的酒店 有 28 種類型的房間，我仍然

recovering from with all the ptsd and so it's time  to return the favor to dear connor and take him  

帶著所有的 ptsd 從中恢復過來，所以是時候回報親愛的康納了，並

to an abandoned hotel in the most bare infested  territory in all of north japan under the guise  

以

of going to a nice hot spring onsen and then  i'm gonna feed him to the bears gonna need  

去一個不錯的溫泉，然後 我要把他餵給熊

a third hand witness though someone who  can prove that i didn't murder him myself

需要第三手證人雖然有人 可以證明我沒有謀殺他

oh he'll do very nicely

哦他會

well here we are guys yet another wacky weekend  with connor dog voice actor how you doing i'm  

在這裡做得很好 我們還沒有 康納狗配音演員又是一個古怪的周末 ，你好嗎？

doing good chris how are you doing i'm very good  do you know what i'm good connor i'm not going  

克里斯你好嗎 我很好 你知道我很好嗎康納

to a love hotel today for the first time ever on  wacky weekend there's not a single love hotel in  

今天我第一次不去情趣 酒店 在古怪的周末 看不到一家情趣酒店

sight which way for my next record for godzilla  love hotels on a tiny island in japan today  

我 今天在日本一個小島上的哥斯拉情趣酒店的下一個記錄

i've got a nice hot spring lined up one of the  best in north japan out here in the countryside  

我有一個不錯的溫泉，它是 日本北部鄉村最好的溫泉之一，

your mum is going to love it missed it conor's  mom is a big fan of a broad i wouldn't say a big  

你媽媽會喜歡它的，錯過了康納的 媽媽是個大人物 我不會說一個

big fan cola did a video with his mum and at  one point he's like oh mum what's your favorite  

大粉絲可樂和他媽媽一起拍了一個視頻，有 一次他就像哦媽媽你最喜歡的

thing and she's like alright so we're in japan  so thank you carl what's your favorite thing  

東西她一樣好所以我們在日本 所以謝謝卡爾你最喜歡的東西是什麼

she likes your videos chris chris you're going to  see this he's going to get such a big eager boost  

她喜歡你的視頻克里斯克里斯你會 看到這個他會得到如此大的熱切提升

they love chris i can't believe it this ego is  inflating don't give me no room for me in the  

他們愛克里斯我不敢相信這個自我 膨脹不要

car in 10 minutes your mom's going to love this  trip and uh especially going to love the first  

在 10 分鐘內給我在車上的空間 你媽媽會喜歡這次 旅行，特別是會喜歡我們要去的第一個

place we're going today do you like theme parks  you'd be on roller coasters yeah just go to the  

地方 今天你喜歡主題公園 嗎 你會坐過山車 是的

home towers all those in the uk love theme parks  love thrill rides i love scary places like that  

就去英國的所有那些人都喜歡主題公園 喜歡刺激的遊樂設施 我喜歡那種可怕的地方

excellent well we're going to not just anything  park but an abandoned thing park today okay  

今天被遺棄的東西公園 好吧

how abandoned like like like the lines are short  like it's it's it's not been open since 1987.

多麼被遺棄 就像線路很短 好像它自 1987 年以來就沒有開放過。

i'm pretty sure my insurance  doesn't cover this chris  

我很確定我的保險 不包括這個克里斯

what's your mom going to say why didn't  you get around a bad thing she'll quickly

你媽媽會說 你為什麼不四處走走

in the 1970s and 80s against the  backdrop of japan's booming economy  

在 1970 年代和 80 年代，在 日本經濟蓬勃發展的背景下，她很快就會成為一件壞事 全國

many new hotels and amusements were built  across the country to cater for the growing  

各地建造了許多新的酒店和遊樂設施， 以迎合不斷壯大的

middle classes this amusement park built in 1979  once welcomed 200 000 people through its doors  

中產階級 這個 1979 年建造的遊樂園 曾經接待過 20 萬人

every year then in the 1990s the good  times came to an end and like many  

每年，然後在 1990 年代，好 時光都結束了，就像

rural businesses in the leisure industry this  place went bankrupt closing its doors in 2000

休閒行業的許多農村企業一樣，這個 地方在 2000 年破產倒閉

21 years of decay and a magnitude 9  earthquake later it's a miracle that  

21 年的衰敗和 9 級地震之後

the rusted ferris wheel still stands at all  over the ghostly remains of the forgotten park

當你告訴我我們要去主題公園時，生鏽的 摩天輪仍然矗立在被遺忘公園的

when you told me we were going to a theme park  chris this is not what i had in mind oh that  

幽靈般的遺跡上，這是一個奇蹟 一塊木頭上的輪胎是什麼 它就像一個威爾士遊樂場

looks like a fun ride isn't it what's that tire on  a piece of wood is it it's like a welsh playground  

這就是我的童年 那裡有 很多噪音 留意熊什麼

that's that's how my childhood was there's a lot  of noises what keep an eye out for bears what  

我周圍有很多熊 認真的 真的哦 認真的 灌木叢中有什麼東西

there's a lot of bears around me serious genuinely  oh seriously something actually in the bushes  

嗯，這是一個古怪的周末，嗯，我 現在要回到車上，因為我不想死

well it's been a good wacky weekend uh i'm gonna  go back to the car now because i don't want to die  

在床上，這是什麼騎行，這 就像從繩子上盪下來然後死了，這是什麼

in a bed what is this ride what was this like  a swing off the rope and die what is this what  

我知道 當我看到它時我知道它 很有趣，看起來很有趣哦哇哇哇，真的

i know i know fun when i see it and that  looks like fun oh whoa whoa that is really  

很酷有一個非常小的摩天輪 但是非常生鏽但是哇看

cool there's a really small ferris wheel  but then very rusty but wow look at that  

這個就像入口或其他東西 因為它全部鋪砌並且有一些輪胎

this one's been like the entrance or something  because it's all paved and there's some tyres  

聽到很多噪音 雖然來自 蟲子，哦，天哪，它變得越來越

hearing a lot of noises though from  bugs and oh my god it's getting more  

像看這一切，你把所有的 人行道都放在正確的地方，它變成了這樣，

like look at this all right you have all the  pavement there right and it cuts to just this

我一直聽到東西在移動，這 很可怕，我知道我開玩笑說熊，但呃，

i keep hearing things moving as well it's  quite scary i know i joked about bears but uh  

有兩倍 過去五年

there's been double the rates of bear  attacks over the last five years in this  

在這個地區的熊襲擊率，因為人口正在 下降，熊變得更加大膽，是的

in this area uh because the population is going  down right the bears are getting a lot bolder yeah  

，他們喜歡威爾士人，他們喜歡味道 和氣味，至少我知道我可以跑得過

and they love welsh people they love the taste  and the scent at least i know i could outrun  

你知道他們怎麼說你不需要 跑過熊 你應該跑過你的朋友

you you know what they say you don't need to  outrun the bear you should outrun your friend  

我曾經 是我學校裡跑得最快的人 不要嘲笑我

i used to be the fastest runner  in my school don't laugh at me  

我是 1996 年我學校裡跑得最快的人。 是的，所以你想要 要注意

i was the fastest runner in my school 1996.  yeah so you want to watch out for what school  

你去了哪所學校，讓我們看看這太令人毛骨悚然 了，如果熊順便過來，

you went to let's check this out it's so creepy  what do we do if the bear comes by the way uh  

我不知道哇，看看這 很酷，是的，我今天不想死，所以 我

i don't know wow look at that it's pretty  cool yeah i don't want to die today so i'm  

不會靠近那個因為我只是 有 鰻魚，我可能

not going to go near that because i just have  a feeling that i might be the perfect way  

是把整個事情放下的完美方式， 你覺得我感覺是什麼意思是什麼

to just bring the whole thing down how  do you think i feel yeah what do you mean  

克里斯你狀態很好這有點像 切爾諾貝利普里皮亞特是的，這真的很奇怪ii

chris you're in great shape it's a bit like um  chernobyl pripyat yeah it's really strange i i  

這是怎麼發生的 這是否就像 離開我的意思是那裡像揚聲器

how does this happen how does this just like get  left i mean with the there's like speakers over  

一樣，它給人一種奇怪的 軍事風格的感覺，這是您的騎行

there as well it kind of gives this kind of weird  military-esque feeling is this your kind of ride  

方式嗎？康納，這是我願意繼續做的事情， 您了解我和我 男孩們

connor this is something i would love to go on  you know me and me and the boys always go on the  

總是在繞圈子的事情上進行適度 快速的騎行

thing that goes in a circle moderately  fast ride i don't know what you call this

- 英畝公園最悲傷的地方之一

such a [ __ ] how else would you  describe it you just go in a circle

是退化的旋轉木馬， 看到通常與

as we wander deeper into the sprawling  50-acre park one of the saddest sites  

歡笑和幸福相關的東西現在被侵蝕和鏽蝕， 被遺忘的動物的憔悴表情

is the degraded merry-go-round seeing  something that's typically associated with  

看起來既令人心酸又不可否認令人不寒而栗 把它用語言表達，但幸運的是，

laughter and happiness now eroded and rusted away  with the gaunt expression of the forgotten animals  

為了幫助我們捕捉到 康納和他無與倫比的評論的氣氛，

seeming both poignant and undeniably chilling  it's hard to put it into words but fortunately  

哦 [__ ] 蜻蜓擊中了我 [ __ ] 事情 真的很令人沮喪，是不是很傷心，

to help capture the atmosphere we've  got connor and his unmatched commentary  

我是 讓我用谷歌 搜索一下悲傷的同義詞嘿谷歌悲傷的同義詞是

oh [ __ ] the dragonfly hit me the [ __ ] thing  it's really depressing isn't it is it sad i'm  

什麼令人沮喪沉悶令人心碎的心趨向 憂鬱悲傷它非常悲傷你知道

i'm gonna let me google synonyms of sad for  a moment hey google what are synonyms of sad  

看到這些馬我敢說這 很沉悶而且有點令人心碎那也是

it's dismal dreary heartbreaking heart trending  melancholic mournful it's very mournful you know  

那裡的毒蜘蛛 綠色的有毒，是的，小心

seeing these these horses and i dare say it's  quite dreary and slightly heartbreaking that's  

周圍的蜘蛛 好吧，我沒有告訴我這可能發生

poisonous spider there as well the green one  that's poisonous yeah be careful for spiders  

很糟糕

around here okay didn't tell me that could happen  i don't think my insurance covers poison a spider  

，那麼大，我不會靠近， 你可以去地圖上拍攝

out in an abandoned thing you never know your  luck but like yeah be careful they're pretty bad  

哦[__]你是否錯過了那裡的那個哦不不不

that's massive i'm not going near that you  can you can go and get the shot on the map

你喜歡蜘蛛我不沒有人喜歡蜘蛛 我不喜歡 不是我不 我不是特別害怕他們，但是

oh [ __ ] did you miss that one there oh no no no

當你告訴我他們可以殺死我時， 那是完全不同的真的 [__] 很痛

do you like spiders i don't nobody likes spiders  i don't i don't i'm not super scared of them but  

，如果你被騷擾，你可能不得不去醫院 哦，是的，因為這就是我想要

when you tell me they can kill me that's a whole  kill that's a whole different really [ __ ] hurts  

的 度過我的星期三是的，當然，如果風 把一隻蜘蛛吹到我們身上，你太擔心了，

and you might have to go to hospital if you  get buggered oh yeah because that's how i want  

我不認為我擔心我不認為我 穿得足夠抱歉，你把

to spend my wednesday yeah of course if the wind  blows one of the spiders on us you worry too much  

喬伊和地球上的其他人都帶到了 可愛的地步 和牛 a5 餐廳和

i don't think i do i don't think i'm  wearing enough sorry that you take  

溫泉很棒，雖然你後來確實答應過溫泉， 所以我最好做好我會補償

joey and everyone else apparently on earth to  lovely wagyu a5 restaurants and onsens that  

你的，老實說它 現在已經連續兩次小便了，現在你已經帶我去了似乎是

are amazing although you did promise an onsen  later so i better be good i'll make it up to  

你在床上能找到的最可怕和最危險的地方

you honestly it's been taking the piss now twice  in a row now you've taken me to what seems to be  

想要這一切

the scariest and most dangerous places you  could find in your bed i'd almost think that  

哦 [ __ ] 這是餐廳 哦，我的天哪

you'd probably filed a life insurance claim on  me like if sea dog va dies i inherit the empire  

我們甚至進不去哦，也許我們必須 再次穿過那座危險的橋也許

i want i want the twitch i  want the youtube i want it all  

哦，天哪，我認為那是一條蛇，我們應該 隨身攜帶心率監測器哦，天哪，

oh [ __ ] this is the restaurant  oh my god look at that  

因為我認為我們倆都是 今天一直處於心髒病發作的風口浪尖，

we can't even get in oh maybe we can we have to  cross quite the treacherous bridge again maybe

康納認為這是一條蛇，讓我害怕 [__ ] 你覺得這個房間以前

oh my god i thought that was a snake we should  have brought heart rate monitors with us oh my god  

是什麼樣的哦，它就像一個旅遊中心，我想 有很多像 當地的照片

because i think both of us are constantly on the  cusp of having a heart attack today connor thought  

哦，是的，也許他真的像迴聲一樣令人毛骨悚然 我的意思是我除了我自己什麼都聽不到

this was a snake to be fair that scared the [ __  ] out of me what do you think this room was before  

我不會很快和你一起唱卡拉 OK 哦，我的上帝，你會唱歌嗎？

like oh it was like a tourist center i think  there's lots of like photos of the local area  

克里斯，我很好，是的，我稍後會 向你證明這一點哦，是的，抱歉，火山太多了，

oh yeah maybe he's really eerie like just the  echoes i mean i can't hear anything except myself

出於某種原因，所有玻璃都被打碎了， 顯然有人已經這樣做了，

i'm not going to karaoke with you anytime soon  what oh my god can you sing you can sing about  

這可能就像地震或 福島災區一樣

as good as chris well i'm good yeah i'll prove  it to you later oh yeah sorry too much volcano  

禁區很多 dings 仍然被 地震本身摧毀，不僅被遺棄了

for some reason all the glass has been smashed  clearly someone's done that it could have been  

八九十年而且地震所以如果 這座建築在這裡我想 10 到 15 年

like an earthquake or something maybe like in  the fukushima disaster zone the exclusion zone  

我在網上閱讀然後你知道 如果它受到影響也就不足為奇了 真的很慚愧，

a lot of buildings are still destroyed from the  earthquake itself right not just being abandoned  

因為它是一座非常漂亮的傳統 建築，而且她有點腐爛了

eight nine ten years but the earthquake so if  this building's been here i think 10 to 15 years  

哦，這是高爾夫，你可以在這裡打一些高爾夫球 ，瘋狂高爾夫是什麼意思，我喜歡藝術品

i read online then um you know it's no surprise  if it uh it's been affected by the shame really  

什麼是憤怒的休閒休閒哦 拉賈哦傳奇馬來西亞傳奇哦

because it's a really nice looking traditional  building and she's kind of rotting away  

，都登上了 搭上一架飛機 那是一架 飛機 看起來真的

oh it's golf you can do some golf here what  does it say crazy golf i love the artwork

很酷 我想我很好 我想 我很好 是的 是的 是的 走吧 走吧

what's the rager leisure leisure oh  raja oh legend malaysia legend oh

飛機 我們上飛機了 你滿意 嗎 康納 你想離開公園嗎 悲慘

it's all boarded up an airplane that's an  airplane it looks like that's really cool  

悲慘 冷，呃，我帶你來到 日本北部的頂級主題公園，

a real airplane as well yeah it does what's  over here this is some horrifying graffiti

你感到悲慘的頂級主題公園什麼[__] 主題公園是一個抑鬱症公園，為什麼我們

we heard a uh worrying rattling noises coming  from inside the building yeah no thank you i  

不能去看看五星級酒店或酋長國的 頭等艙 下週我會和喬伊一起做這件事，

think i'm done i think i'm fine i think i'm  fine yeah yeah let's go let's go let's go  

很好，我很高興能去，我真的 不想在這里呆超過我必須的時間，

plane did we get in the plane are you satisfied  connor do you want to get out the park miserable  

這真的很酷，但也 有點令人不安，我真的不想

miserable cold and uh i brought you here to  the top theme park in all of north japan and  

和蜘蛛待在一起太久 了 我已經有了一條蛇

you feel miserable top theme park what [ __ ]  theme park is a depression park why can't we  

如果康納 在廢棄的主題公園裡感覺不舒服 不需要更多危險的動物出去野外

just go and review five star hotels or emirates  first class i'm doing that with joey next week

等到他今晚體驗 不存在的酒店

all right well i'm glad to be going i don't really  want to spend any more time here than i have to  

由於雜草叢生的小徑

it's really cool but it's also kind  of unnerving i i don't really want to  

和倒塌的建築物，我們在主題公園度過 了一個下午，我們很難進入

be here with the spiders too much longer i've  already got one snake with me don't need more  

其中的一半 在我們的溫泉附近 排序

dangerous animal get out wild if conor feels  uncomfortable in the abandoned theme park  

我今晚要去，我們正在 等待偉大的 natsuki，他將在這裡成為傳奇人物

wait until he experiences tonight's hotel which  doesn't exist but having spent the afternoon in  

10 到 15 分鐘，雖然這是 你第一次見到 natsuki，但你感覺如何，就像

the theme parks struggling to access almost  half of it due to the overgrown pathways  

見到 pewdiepie 一樣，你知道他是呃 作為一個傳奇 youtube 行業的巨人 不，這很奇怪

and collapsed buildings we leave the park  behind to go in rendezvous with natsuki

我的意思是我多年來基本上 通過你的頻道看到 netsky 嘗試

well guys we're just here outside of 7-eleven in  the middle of nowhere near our hot spring resort  

用我糟糕的日語與他交流會很奇怪 好吧他現在是一個斬釘截鐵的 iTunes 說唱歌手 我當然

i'm going to go to tonight and we're waiting for  the great natsuki who will be here legend himself  

希望他 有一些事情你打算如何 用日語介紹自己 讓我們做一個練習輪

10 to 15 minutes how do you feel though this is  your first time to meet natsuki right it's like  

做我要看看會發生什麼 用嚴肅的聲音做那個他會像哦，

meeting pewdiepie you know he's uh being a legend  the titan of the youtube industry no it's weird  

就是

i mean i've seen netsky for years essentially  through your channel it's gonna be weird trying  

這樣 是我的會議 你準備好了嗎我準備好了

to communicate with him in my terrible japanese  well he's a chopping itunes rapper now of course i  

我的名字準備好了謝謝你今天的時間

hope he has something how are you gonna introduce  yourself with japanese let's do a practice round

嘿很高興見到你很高興見到 你我也聽說了很多關於你的事

do that i'm going to see what happens do  that in a serious voice and he'll be like oh

哦很高興見到你 natsuki 我 希望你過得

this is it he's got pocket talk sorry from the  

很好，w 正如 你想告訴 nats

door this is a meeting of mine  are you ready i'm ready are you

男人的那句日語短語

my name is ready thank you for your time today

我希望我回來了

hey nice to meet you nice to meet  you too i've heard so much about you  

這裡的食物你想當 晚餐吃然後我們會在酒店吃

oh it's lovely to meet you natsuki  i hope you uh have been well

你想要的一切現在得到你想要的一切啤酒食品香煙 現在把東西放在購物車裡

what was that japanese phrase  you wanted to tell nats

所以去你想去的地方去你想去的地方

man

去吧，親愛的夏月可能 對 缺乏酒店晚餐計劃感到失望，所以等到他發現

i wish i wish i'm back he's back yay bad weekend  

無論他最終去哪裡都沒有酒店時 ，他肯定不確定是否吃三明治，

bad weekend so much bad weekend sunday this is  wacky weekend lucky weekend weekend bad weekend  

現在他要在他的 酒店房間裡做一個三明治，嗯，還有麵包和 火腿和

so much bad weekend

黃油奶酪脂肪塗抹奶酪奶酪 片是的，一個雞蛋，哦，天哪

no food so we'll buy the food here you want to  eat for dinner and then we'll eat at the hotel  

，

get everything you want now beer food cigarettes  get that now top things down shopping cart  

現在我們準備好去酒店了，好吧，伙計們， 我們有 7-11 點的食物，我們做了很多食物，

so get where you want get where you want go go go

是的，他買了像 500 個三明治哦 ，野餐之夜 今晚我得到了 natsuki 廚師的很好的照顧，

oh dear natsuki might be disappointed by the lack  of a hotel dinner plan so wait till he finds out  

我很期待這些 三明治，我的食物絕對是在

that there's no hotel either still wherever he  ends up he certainly won't be sure on sandwiches

酒店裡做的，我們去酒店吧， natsuki 在車裡，我們開始了漫長的車

now he's gonna make a sandwich in his  hotel room with uh with bread and ham and  

程 進入山區，當我們 很快深入荒野時，文明的缺失

butter cheese fat spread cheese cheese  slice yeah and uh an egg egg oh my god

開始引起我們 地球上野生夥伴的懷疑在深

just take everything

鄉 [ __ ] 我們在做什麼神秘的未說明的 運動我沒有聞到你說的任何硫磺克里斯

now we're ready to the hotel yeah well guys  we've got our 7-eleven food we do oh many food  

溫泉我 確實說過溫泉是不是 你帶我去了日本最糟糕的酒店

yeah he's bought like 500 sandwiches oh night on  the picnic i'm well taken care of tonight by chef  

所以我要帶你去 日本北部最好的酒店之一 全世界

natsuki it's gonna be good i look forward to these  sandwiches it's making my food absolutely in the  

都是這樣一個美麗的酒店人們來了 從四面八方到這家酒店，然後有一天，

hotel right let's go off to the hotel and so with  natsuki in the car we begin the long hour drive  

大約 50 年前，我們要去哪裡，它倒閉了 ，好吧，酒店倒閉了

out into the mountains and as we head deeper into  the wilderness soon the absence of civilization  

，你把我們帶到哪裡去了，克里斯，我們今晚就要 死在這裡了，我們走吧 在這裡g

starts to arouse suspicion amongst our  earth's wild companions deep countryside  

哦，太好了哦，我的上帝，克里斯我們要去 [ __ ] 我看不到你們看不到

where the [ __ ] are we doing mysterious unsaid  sport i'm not smelling any sulfur chris you said  

這裡什麼都 沒有 為此，

onsen i did say onsen didn't i you did  you took me to the worst hotel in japan  

我得到了 [ __ ] 這是一百美元的跳投克里斯我 會確保你支付並且你的

so i'm going to take you to what was one of the  best hotels in north japan and this whole world  

家譜和你的血統為這個克里斯 支付我會確保你支付我會殺了你答應我搖

was it was such a beautiful hotel people came  from far and wide for this hotel and then one day  

你和一個真正的凸輪 克里斯這不是我 註冊的你答應我一個不錯的酒店來慶祝

about 50 years ago where are we going it went out  of business uh okay and the hotel it closed down