Name: 每次章魚哥把海綿寶寶踢出家門的時候？ (Every Time Squidward Kicks SpongeBob Out of His House ??)
Uploaded: 2020-11-25T19:15:41.000Z
Duration: 6 min 51 s

Patrick, you ever feel like Squidward likes us too much?

帕特里克，你有沒有覺得章魚哥太喜歡我們了？

Goodnight, Squidward. - Goodnight, SpongeBob.

- 晚安，章魚哥- 晚安，海綿寶寶

No, I'm not ready! I'll never be ready! Don't you get it?

不，我還沒準備好！我永遠不會準備好！你還不明白嗎？

So are you definitely positively sure? - Get out!

Last chance to change your mind, Squidward.

最後一次改變主意的機會，章魚哥。

I'm not writing a letter to a figment of your imagination.

我不是在給你的想象力寫一封信。

But Squidward, when Santa comes you'll be the only one without a gift.

但是章魚哥，當聖誕老人來的時候 你將是唯一一個沒有禮物的人。

SpongeBob, how many times do I have to say it?

His nose was big and he had rosy cheeks! He was friendly and kind and Santa-ish!

他的鼻子很大，臉頰紅潤!他很友好，很善良，很像聖誕老人!

Oh, his belly was small, but his nose was huge with Christmas joy!

哦，他的肚子很小，但他的鼻子卻很大，充滿了聖誕的歡樂!

比方說，我認識一個人，他可能...

And then I'll get so much sleep, I'll be gorgeous.

然後我就會睡得很香，我就會變得很美。

Actually, I'm just talking hypothetically.

You mean you don't know who did it? - Well, I...

- 你是說你不知道是誰幹的？- 嗯，我...

SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house?

I came to make sure you don't oversleep and miss work.

我是來確保你不會睡過頭而誤了工作。

My pleasure, Squidward, that's what good neighbors are for.

我的榮幸，章魚哥，這就是好鄰居的作用。

You did overlook one teensy little detail however.

不過你確實忽略了一個小細節。

- 那是什麼，章魚哥？- 今天是星期天！

A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday!

And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls around here

別想把你的空頭骨拖到這裡來了。

for the rest of the day, or tomorrow or next week!

今天剩下的時間，或者是明天或下週!

Squidward, does that include-- - Yes, it does!

- 章魚哥，這包括... - 是的，包括！

I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday.

Now, if you'll be so kind as to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow.

現在，如果你能這麼好心地離開 這樣我就可以準備明天的工作。

You two little monsters aren't about to ruin my evening.

你們這兩個小怪物可不能毀了我的夜晚。

Isn't that right, Pat? - Yeah, we're here--

- 對不對, Pat?- 是的，我們在這裡...

Morning, Squidward! I waited for you to stop sleeping like you asked.

早上好，章魚哥！我等著你按你說的停止睡覺呢。

So you got any plans for the day, Squidward?

你今天有什麼計劃嗎，章魚哥？

好吧，章魚哥我待會再來找你！

Whoa! I've never played this game before. What's it called?

哇！我從來沒有玩過這個遊戲。它叫什麼？

It's called I will never play with you...

And that is why I will never for as long as I live,

這也是為什麼我只要活著就不會。

and throughout all time and eternity, ever...

並在所有的時間和永恆，永遠...

And with every fiber of my being, I know that I never want to see

我的每一根神經都知道，我永遠也不想看到

Thanks for sharing this moment with us, Squidward.

謝謝你和我們分享這一刻，章魚哥。

But-- - No! You're going out this door right--

- 但是...不！ 你要走出這扇門的權利 -