Now,

現在

I’m always hunting for the perfect puppet

我一直在尋找完美的人偶

and I need another volunteer

而我需要再一位志願者

and I wonder if I could ahh…

我在想我是否能…呃…

if I could bury you at the end.

能讓你全程都戴著面具

What’s your name?

你叫什麼名字

It’s Luke.

我叫Luke

Luke? Luke, yes!

Luke? Luke，是的!

What do you do, Luke?

你從事什麼工作，Luke

I’m a student.

我是個學生

You’re a student, I can see.

你是個學生，看得出來

Can we give it up for Luke!

可以來點掌聲歡迎Luke嗎

Please come on up!

請上臺

Thank you!

謝謝！

Now, could you stand on that side of me.

現在，可以請你站到那邊嗎

So Luke,

所以Luke

I’m just gonna give you a slight makeover with this mask.

我只幫你做一點小變裝，戴上這個面具就好了

Take your glasses off. Thank you.

摘下你的眼鏡，謝謝

And oh, can you see?

然後，噢，你看得見嗎

Yeah!

可以

Now this is just a simple mask.

現在，這只是一個簡單的面具

This gonna take the heat off you.

這會讓你輕鬆點

Gosh!

天啊

Are you comfortable?

你覺得舒服嗎

Oh yes, I’m loving it!

噢，可以，我喜歡

Hahahahahaha.

哈哈哈哈哈哈

Haha. This is classic.

哈哈，真是一流的

Okay!

OK

Oh, I wasn’t expecting this!

噢！我從沒想過會是這樣的

So ahm, Luke

所以，嗯，Luke

Yes yes.

是！是！

Are you happy to be here? Are you okay?

你在這裡感到開心嗎？你還好嗎？

Yes, I’m delighted because the things are going on so far.

是的，到目前為止我都感到很愉快

Okay good.

OK，很好

Yes. In fact, I’m really glad you called me up here.

嗯，事實上我很高興你把我叫來這裡

Why is that, Luke?

為什麼呢，Luke

‘Coz I’d like to share you all my dance moves.

因為我想跟你們分享我的舞蹈動作

Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

Yes!

確定！

All my life I’ve been waiting for an opportunity like this.

我這輩子都在等像這樣的一個機會

I think the world is ready to see my dancing.

我想全世界都已經準備好來看我的舞蹈了

Are you sure? Are you sure you wanna dance?

你確定嗎？你真的想要跳舞？

Yes, I’m absolutely sure!

是的，我非常確定

‘Coz you could sit down anytime you want.

因為只要你想的話，你隨時都可以回去坐下

I’m not sitting down!

我沒有要坐下

Not ‘til I’m done with my dancing.

除非我跳完舞

Okay.

OK

With your body...

你的身體…

your body like this suggests that you might not want to dance?

你的身體看起來似乎不想跳舞？

Now I really can’t wait.

現在我真的等不及了

I’m fantastically excited.

我超興奮的

I’ll just put my hands in my pockets to conserve energy.

我只是把手放在口袋裡好儲存能量

For when I lose, it’ll stop the contracting energy.

減少能量散失

Are you sure…

你確定要…

because you have free speech, you exercise your right to free speech.

因為這是免費的演講，你在把你的能量投入到免費的演講上

No, absolutely no need for that.

不，我不需要

I’m very happy to dance.

能在這跳舞我感到非常開心

Okay, well one of you… I’m so sorry.

OK，好，我們支持你，我很抱歉

Don’t be sorry. I’m loving it!

別擔心，我喜歡這樣

Well,

呃

ahm,

嗯

they want you to

他們想要你…

I mean they want you to make.

我的意思他們要你跳舞

If you don’t feel lie it , you don’t have to.

如果你不喜歡的話，你可以不用這麼做

No thanks. In music my help.

不，謝了，可以給我音樂嗎

Okay, we can give you music

OK，我們可以給你來點音樂

Hit the music!

音樂下！

Is that good?

這還可以嗎

Yes, that’s excellent!

可以，太好了！

It’s not too weird?

這不會太奇怪嗎？

No! Gypsy class is my favorite drum roll.

不會，吉普賽風格是我最喜歡的節奏

Okay, well, so he’s so sure.

OK，很好，他非常確定

Yes, it’s my favorite song.

對呀，這是我喜歡的歌

Okay, when are you ready?

OK，你什麼時候準備好

I’m just waiting for the chorus.

我在等副歌

I’m not sure there is one.

我不確定有沒有

Oh, okay.

噢，好的

Is this it?

這是嗎？

Alright!

好吧！

Oh not this. It’s the next beat.

不是這個，是下一個節奏

Listen you can sit down.

聽著，你可以回去坐下了

No! I’m not sitting down!!!

不！我不要回去坐下

I feel cruel.

我覺得我好像太傷人了

No I love what you mean and carry on as long as you like.

不，我喜歡妳這樣，只要妳喜歡就繼續吧

Alright, fine.

好吧！好！

Yeah. So now, I’m gonna show you my left hand and raising.

耶，所以現在，我要讓你看我的左手舉起

Your left hand, yes that would do!

你的左手，好的，會動吧

That’s the start! There you go!

這只是開頭，開始囉！

It’s good! I like it!

很好，我喜歡

You wanna to see the other hand?

你想看另一隻手嗎？

Yeah, they have to see the other hand.

好，他們想看另一隻手

Yeah, here’s my other hand.

耶，這是我的另一隻手

That’s lovely!

太可愛了！

Thank you! Thank you very much!

謝謝你們，非常謝謝

So that’s your dancing?

所以這是你的舞蹈嗎？

Yes.

對

It’s there!

就在這

Oh yeah!

噢，耶！

I love it!

我喜歡！

Can’t get out!

停不下！

Check it out! Check it out!

注意囉！注意囉！

I love it!

我喜歡！

Brilliant!

太厲害了！

Thank you! I’m enjoying myself now!

謝謝你！我現在非常享受！

Alright, that was wonderful!

好，太棒了！

I feel liberated.

我有種被解放的感覺

Oh, the end of joy came after me in the end.

噢！有種狂歡後的寂寞感襲來

Thank you so much!

非常謝謝你！

Let’s give it up for Luke!

讓我們掌聲謝謝Luke

Amazing!

太驚人了！

Uh, thank you.

呃，謝謝你們

Thank you very much for having me.

謝謝收看

I’ve been Nina Conti. Goodbye!

我是Nina Conti，再見！

Ladies and gentlemen, Nina Conti!

各位嘉賓，Nina Conti！