Name: 我失去了我的馬在Minecraft（真正的淚） - 第4部分 (I LOST my horse in Minecraft (REAL TEARS) - Part 4)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:34:29.000Z
Duration: 14 min 56 s

Welcome back to Minecraft part 4, gaming week. I was mining my house

歡迎回到Minecraft第四集 遊戲周 我在採礦自己的家

I was building this thing and I'm placing a stairs and I see this guy

我當時正在建造這東西 然後我再放個樓梯  然後我就看到這傢伙

Get off my property, I have a gun. Maybe he's a friend. I don't want to be racist

你最好滾開我家哦，我有槍。可能他想做朋友。我不想歧視

Hello? Hello, I'm talking to you. Oh jeez you're creepy. Oh God.

哈囉？哈囉，我在跟你講話欸。我的媽呀，你讓我毛毛的。天啊。

(9 year olds):  "Minecraft isn't scary, Felix". (*Clears Throat*) Okay.

（9歲的小朋友們）：  “麥塊並不可怕阿，Felix”。 （*清嗓子*）好喔。

Dude, we can be friends. Hey you want melon?

老兄，我們可以當朋友。嘿，你想要西瓜嗎？

Oh, look at this he like it. What are you doing with that block? Hey, hey put that block down! Put that block that do-

哦，看看他喜歡耶。你在對那個方塊做什麼？嘿，嘿，把那個方塊放下來！把那塊放 -

Goddammit! Put it down. Put it down. Put it down! Put it down!

天殺的！放下來。放下來。放下來！放下來！

My god, there's endermens everywhere. I have to kill them. All right, do I kill endermen?

天哪，到處都是敵人。我必須殺了他們。好了，我要殺掉安德嗎？

我很抱歉。･ﾟ･(つд`ﾟ)･ﾟ･

It's all good. Just like nothing happened. All right, you just all right. I'll stick to what I'm doing

很好。我們當做什麼都沒發生就好，你就... 我做我的

You stick to what you're doing and no more melon from now on

你做你的  然後從現在開始我不會給你西瓜了

The audacity of some people. Okay. So basically I built this indoor pool.

有些人真的是沒有禮貌。OK，基本上我在建這個室內泳池。

It's pretty sweet. It lit (lights) up at dark

And uh, I'm like building the house. Just making it nice

然後啊，呃，我想裝修這間房子。讓它變得更好看

Making it cool. It's gonna like, you know, be a thing. It's gonna I'm gonna live here

讓它變酷。你知道，它會成為一種東西。我要住在這裡

actually, there's one thing I been wanting to do cuz when when I started playing Minecraft

其實，我回來玩麥塊時，有一件事我一直想做

The the bed was automatically red. That's how I remember Minecraft, but now they have dye and stuff

以前我記得我玩麥塊合成床是本來就是紅色的。但現在他們有染料和東西

It's a red bed! Now I feel at home. Now I can sleep at night. There it is. That's what I remember

這是一張紅色的床！現在有家的感覺了。現在我可以在晚上睡得安心了。這才是我記得的床

Oh, that takes me back. You wake up to burning zombies. That's what I like

哦，各種回憶。醒來時還可以看殭屍BBQ。我喜歡

That's what I like to see. I haven't finished this because I want to fish

這就是我喜歡看到的。我還沒完成，因為我想釣魚

So we I want to have I want to have actual fishes in my house

I want like the stars and this night and everything to be epic.

我想要像星星和夜景，一切都是史詩般的。

No! I only have one string god damnit what drops strings? Do spiders drop strings?

不！我只有一個線,該死的,哪些怪會掉線阿？蜘蛛掉線嗎？

Oh also, by the way- oh, yeah don't jump on the crops. Everyone lost their mind last episode.

順帶一提，哦，對，不要跳上耕地。上一集一直有人提醒我。

呃，我要做什麼了？我已經忘了。

Yes, a fishing rod. That's what we're doing

對，釣魚竿。這就是我們正在做的事情

But just so you guys learn I'm making a fishing rod. Then of course, we need a boat, right? a boat.

但是你們當然知道我正在製作一根釣魚竿。然後，我們需要一艘船，對嗎？一艘船。

Sorry Jörgen, You can't come with me. Why's the grass not growing?

抱歉了約根，你不能跟我去。為什麼這草不長了？

All right, doesn't matter. It's boat time

That's what I'm talki- dude, that's a fish right there. That's a fish RIGHT there.

這就是我在說...老兄！那裡有一條魚。那裡剛好有一條魚！！

ooo Come on, come on, grab it. Come on grab it

喔拜託，拜託！抓起來！快點抓起來！

Come on you want it. Do I need a bait on the fish?

快點你想要牠。我需要用餌抓魚嗎？

Don't laugh at me, Jörgen. I'm trying here.

Do I need a bait for it? I probably need a bait for it. Could I actually just capture him with my bucket?

我需要魚餌嗎？我可能需要一個魚餌。還是我其實可以用水桶抓牠？

This is how we fish in Sweden, with buckets

Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here

過來，過來，過來，過來，過來

oOOh OOOOh I GOT A BUCKET OF FISH IT WO- (laughs)

喔喔喔喔喔！我抓到一桶魚牠...（笑）

Tactical fishing!!! haters said it wasn't possible

戰術性釣魚！！！酸民都說這不可能

But I got a bucket of fish. now you go in there. oh my god, I got a bucket of fi-

但我剛抓到一桶魚。現在你進去這裡。喔我的天，我抓到一桶ㄩ...

(gibberish) we gotta get him a friend, we gotta get him a friend, bros

@#$%^&*(我們要幫牠找朋友，我們要幫牠找朋友，兄弟

Technically you're supposed to row a boat backwards

So this game isn't that historically accurate after all? Okay. All right, we're going scuba diving

所以這個遊戲歷史上來說不是那麼準確？OK。沒關係，我們要去水肺潛水

Can you make scuba diving equipment in this- what the hell just happened?

你可以在這裡做水肺潛水的設備ㄇ...剛發生什麼鬼事？？？

God it's scary down there. No, I'm not scared of everything in Minecraft, okay?

老天，這下面有夠恐怖。不是，我不是怕 Minecraft 裡的東西好嗎？

You know what? Let's just make a bunch of buckets. I don't have time for this

你知道嗎？我們就做一些水桶。我沒時間做這些

It's bucket making time. smash like if you're excited for bucket making time. That's what I thought, that's what I thought

現在是做水桶時間。如果你對做水桶時間感到興奮地話，按個喜歡。這就我在想的，這就我在想的

That's what I thought, that's what I thought. All right, we're making buckets.

這就是我想的，這就是我想的。好的，我們在做水桶。

♫ I got a bucket full of bucket full of sunshine ♫

♫ 我有一桶滿載的、一桶滿載的陽光 ♫（編按：Natasha Bedingfield - Pocketful Of Sunshine）

Come h- goddamn. Why can the fishes breathe underwater then, huh?

來吧...該死！為啥魚可以在水下呼吸，蛤？

Explain that, liberals. Let's try and find more exotic fishes

解釋一下吧，自由派人士！我們再試試看並且找更多怪魚

You are- Oh God!! Everything is scary in this game. Come back here

你...我的天！！這遊戲裡的一切都好嚇人。回來這裡！

天，該死，他們太快了。魷魚～～

(sounds of disgust) All right, you're too ugly you have to die, I'm sorry

（噁）好吧，你太醜了，你必須死，抱歉了

Those are the Minecraft rules. Don't look at me, I don't make it up. you ugly, you die

那是 Minecraft 的規矩。不要看我，不是我訂的。你醜，你就得死

You're coming with me. In the bucket, right now. I don't- come in the buck- all right in the boat then, fine

你要跟我走。進來桶子裡，現在！我不進桶ㄗ...好吧，進到船裡，也行

Oh, kitty, you're going in the bucket. get it? You're going in the bucket.

喔，小貓咪，你也要進到桶子裡。懂嗎？你要進到桶子裡。

You have no saying kitty, yoU'RE GOING IN THE BUCKET

你沒得選小貓咪，你要進到桶子裡！！！

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