is determined to kill Batman once and for all, his name...is director

Joel Shumacher.

VOICE (CONT'D) Batman & Robin.

VOICE (CONT'D) Watch Academy Award-winning ladies

man George Clooney phone it in as Batman. A hero capable of

performing impossible feats...except for moving his

neck...or body

VOICE (CONT'D) Unfortunately he's not alone. In a

film full of way too many supporting characters, he's

bringing even more:

VOICE (CONT'D) Robin! A naggy sidekick you AND

Batman will both want to punch in the face!

VOICE (CONT'D) And Alfred's British niece Batgirl.

Who talks like Cher from Clueless.

VOICE (CONT'D) Together they'll all awkwardly wait

for this movie to be over.

VOICE (CONT'D) Witness Shumacher's creepy rubber fetish, as his camera lingers on...

VOICE (CONT'D) Bat crotch

VOICE (CONT'D) Bat butt

VOICE (CONT'D) Bat bewbs

VOICE (CONT'D) And male bat nips.

VOICE (CONT'D) Poison Ivy wants to cover the world

in plants...Mr. Freeze wants to cover the world in ice...They'll

team up even though their goals are completely incompatible...

VOICE (CONT'D) To make the most puns ever!

VOICE (CONT'D) And their bad puns are just the tip of the iceberg...

VOICE (CONT'D) OK that one didn't even make sense.

VOICE (CONT'D) So if you loved Adam West's Batman,

but wish it was even more campy, less fun, and full of grappling

hooks latching onto things...

VOICE (CONT'D) We've got the film for you!

VOICE (CONT'D) Real Life Bruce Wayne

VOICE (CONT'D) Christopher Robin

VOICE (CONT'D) The Punning Man

Coldnan The Barbarian

Kindergarten Ice Pop

Terminator Blue / Alright we get it

VOICE (CONT'D) Strom Thurman

VOICE (CONT'D) 90's Emma Stone

VOICE (CONT'D) Tom Hardly

VOICE (CONT'D) Vivica Still Not Actually A Fox

VOICE (CONT'D) And Coolio?

VOICE (CONT'D) The worst Batman ever.

VOICE (CONT'D) If you don't believe us,

just ask

the people who worked on it...