So you have a new app called Centr right, and people can follow along and do that.

所以你有一個新的應用叫中權，大家可以跟著一起做。

What's that good for, core?

那有什麼用，核心？

What's that?

那是什麼？

This is functional training, all sorts of mobility and strength building and cardio.

這就是功能訓練，各種移動性和力量訓練以及有氧運動。

So it's Centr, C-E-N-T-R.

所以是Centr, C -E -N -T -R.

Yeah, it's mindfulness meditation experts, nutritionists, trainers all working to give you a very tailored program for yourself to bring out the best version of yourself.

是啊，這是心態冥想專家、營養師、培訓師都在為你量身定做一個很適合自己的方案，讓你展現出最好的自己。

But these are people I've met and worked with over the years who had a...

但這些人都是我多年來遇到的，和我共事的人，他們有一個。

That's fantastic.

那真是太棒了

Positive effect on my life

對我的生活產生了積極的影響

Because you do need the whole thing, not just physical.

因為你確實需要整體的東西，而不僅僅是身體上的。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

It's not the Avengers of health and well-being.

這不是安康的復仇者。

Yes, it is.

是的，它是。

So we want to see how well you are good-- because you have this app.

所以我們想看看你有多厲害... 因為你有這個應用。

It's selling things.

這是賣東西。

So we're going to play a game.

所以我們要玩一個遊戲。

It's called Pitch Please.

這叫投稿請。

Pitch Please.

投球請。

All right, what happens is this is a product that you will be selling as if you're on QVC, and you'll be telling us all about it.

好吧，發生的事情是，這是一個產品，你將出售，就像你在QVC上，你會告訴我們所有關於它。

So tell the audience, first of all, do you use this yourself?

所以告訴觀眾，首先，你自己用這個嗎？

Every day.

每天都有

You do?

你有嗎？

Morning, noon, night.

早晨，中午，晚上。

And what is the right amount, do you think?

那你覺得多少錢合適呢？

As much of it as you'd like.

你想吃多少就吃多少。

The more you use, the more beneficial it is and the better you'll feel.

用得越多，越有利，感覺越好。

And what is the area you would apply this to?

那你要把它應用在什麼領域呢？

Mostly under the arms and then other areas that you feel comfortable putting it.

主要是在手臂下面，然後是其他你覺得舒服的地方放。

Do you think that you can do any activity with it on?

你覺得你戴著它能做任何活動嗎？

Does it limit you in any way?

它對你有什麼限制嗎？

No, not at all.

不，一點也不。

You can train with it, and you can surf with it.

你可以用它訓練，也可以用它衝浪。

You could get intimate with it.

你可以和它親密接觸。

When you say you get intimate with it--so your partner does not-- your partner's going to be fine with it?

當你說你和它親密接觸--所以你的伴侶沒有--你的伴侶會接受嗎？

It's probably their idea.

這可能是他們的想法。

To say, my wife has three of them.

要說，我老婆有三個人。

That's great.

那太好了

That's great.

那太好了

So, not to get too personal, but you and your wife use this while you're being intimate?

所以，不想太私人化，但你和你妻子在親密時用這個？

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Apparently.

顯然是這樣

Yeah, good.

是啊，好。

Good.

很好啊

Why did you start using it in the first place?

當初為什麼開始使用它？

In order to--

為了...

Just lack of intimacy in order to suddenly form a bond and connection that there was something missing in our lives.

只是缺乏親密的關係，才能突然形成一種紐帶和聯繫，我們的生活中缺少了一些東西。

What celebrities besides yourself would benefit from using this?

除了你自己，還有哪些名人會因為使用這個而受益？

All the Chris's use it.

所有的克里斯都用它。

Robert Downey uses it a lot.

羅伯特-唐尼經常使用它。

I think Scarlett has tried it but didn't really like it.

我想斯嘉麗已經試過了，但不是很喜歡。

She didn't like it?

她不喜歡？

No.

不知道

Maybe she didn't need it.

也許她不需要它。

She didn't need it is the problem.

問題是她不需要它。

Right, right.

對，對。

So, what could go wrong using it?

那麼，使用它能出什麼問題呢？

What are just the side effects that could happen?

只是可能發生的副作用有哪些？

I mean, it's-- you--trouble sitting down and sleeping.

我是說 你... 你... 坐著睡覺都困難

That's what I thought you'd say.

我就知道你會這麼說。

Yeah, if I'm having trouble sleeping I use it.

是的，如果我睡不著，我就用它。

And if I'm feeling tired in the morning I just rub it on my face a bit.

而如果我早上覺得累了，我就在臉上擦一下。

That's great.

那太好了

I want to know.

我想知道

That's good.

那就好

I guess let's take a look if you want to come around and see what you've been selling.

我想，如果你想來看看你賣的東西，我們就來看看吧。

Wow.

哇哦

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Everyone--

每個人...

You know what I'm talking about.

你知道我在說什麼

Mary knows.

瑪麗知道。

Yeah.

是啊。

It helps to get intimate.

這有助於親密接觸。

That's so great.

那真是太好了

You and your wife--

你和你的妻子...

Everyone in the audience is getting a two year--

在場的每個人都會得到一個兩年的...

I know you--

我知道你...

Look at that.

你看那個。

It's called Centr.

這就是所謂的中原。

Worth $500 of everything [INAUDIBLE].

價值500美元的一切[聽不清]。

Hi, I'm Andy.

嗨，我是安迪。

Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel so you can see more awesome videos, like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things, like ball peen hammer.

艾倫讓我提醒你訂閱她的頻道，這樣你就可以看到更多精彩的視頻，比如我害怕的視頻，或者說一些尷尬的事情，比如球朋錘。

And also, some videos of Ellen and other celebrities, if you're into that sort of thing.

還有，一些視頻 艾倫和其他名人， 如果你是到那種事情。

Ah.

啊。

God.

上帝啊