Physically? I mean, sh*t... I'm a fine motherf**ker, you know?

生理上嗎？我是說，我他 X 的超讚的，你知道嗎？

I wish my hair was a little longer.

我希望我的頭髮長長一點。

What would you change about yourself?

你想要改變自己什麼地方呢？

What would I change?

我想要改變什麼？

Um...

嗯。

That's a hard one.

這有點難回答。

There are so many things I would change.

我想改變的事好多。

Um... kind of fat.

嗯，我有點胖。

Love to be thinner.

想變得更瘦。

Yeah...I could probably lose an inch or two around the gut.

我希望我的腰圍能少個一兩吋。

Because I've gotten chunky in my old age, and I want to sharpen up my physique.

隨著年紀增長我變得有點胖，我想要讓身形俐落些。

I wish I was more social.

我希望我更懂得社交。

-Social. -Sociable.

-懂得社交。更外向去交際。

I would be more outgoing.

我會外向些。

-Open. -Patient.

-開放點。-耐心點。

-Humble. -Articulate.

-謙虛點。-說話清晰些。

-Courageous. -A little less anxiousness would be nice.

-勇敢點。-不要這麼容易焦慮。

Like just walk up to a group of people and start a conversation, introduce myself.

能走向人群並跟他們聊天，介紹自己。

I would shut up more often.

我會學著閉嘴。

I take things more personally than I should.

我時常太在意一些事情不太需要放在心上的事。

I wish I didn't have a short temper.

我希望我的脾氣不要這麼暴躁。

I wanna be nicer to my family.

我會對家人更好。

Be a little bit more communicative when I am pissed off.

生氣時讓自己更能溝通一點。

My wife's over there, looking. Yes, she's nodding, yes.

我太太在那，你看，她在點頭。

-Would like to be more fit. -Fit.

-身材更好點。-瘦一點。

Wish I had abs of steel.

我希望我有腹肌。

Be nice to have like, a four pack.

如果有個四塊肌好像還不錯。

I'm just too strong. I'd like to be weaker.

我太強壯了，我想柔弱些。

-Stop biting my nails. -No clammy hands.

-不要再咬我的指甲了。-我不要濕濕黏黏的手。

-Probably my feet. -Legs.

-可能是我的腳吧！-腿。

-I'm too short. -Wanna be a little bit taller.

-我太矮了。-我想要長高點。

-Taller. -Shorter.

-長高點。-矮一點。

-Faster. -I wish I had a perfect singing voice.

-跑快點。-我希望我唱歌更好聽。

I can't dance, so I'd love to become a dancer.

我不會跳舞，我希望我能成為一位舞者。

I would change my ability to commit to things I don't want to do.

我希望能學會在遇到不想做的事的時候能一樣堅持。

Maybe some enthusiasm for work.

可能是工作的熱情。

I would try not to dwell on stuff so much.

我會試著不要一直想著不好的事情。

Be in the moment and not be so obsessive.

活在當下，不要那麼過度執著。

I would save more money.

存更多錢。

-I'd be richer. -I'd grow a full beard.

-更有錢一點。-我想留整臉的鬍子。

I wish I wasn't so hooked on money, like I...

不要那麼執著於錢。

I have a really bad habit of interrupting people.

我有個很常打斷別人的壞習慣。

Be a better listener.

更擅長傾聽。

What would you change about yourself?

你想要改變自己什麼地方呢？

-My face? -Cheeks.

-我的臉？-我的臉頰。

-Hair. -My ears.

-頭髮。-我的耳朵。

-Voice. -Freckles.

-聲音。-雀斑。

-Wrinkles. -Teeth.

皺紋。牙齒。

I would want them like super straight, you know?

我想要它們變的超級直，你懂嗎？

I'd like to have blue eyes like my dad did.

我想要跟我爸一樣有藍色的眼睛。

-I hate my nose. -Nose.

-我討厭我的鼻子。-鼻子。

I've always wanted a smaller nose.

我想要一個小一點的鼻子。

I wish I didn't have resting bitch face all the time.

我希望我的表情不要這麼臭。

What would you change about yourself?

你想要改變自己什麼地方呢？

Um... How stubborn I am.

嗯，我太固執了。

-I wish I wasn't so blunt. -So loud.

-我希望我不要這麼遲鈍。-講話太大聲了。

I would change my name.

我想要改名。

I wish I could grow my hair out longer.

希望我的頭髮長長點。

I wish I had hair.

我希望我有頭髮。

Not procrastinate.

不要這麼愛拖延。

I would cure my anxiety.

治療好我的焦慮。

I wish I had more overall... confidence.

我希望我能更有...自信。

I wish I was less clingy.

不要這麼黏人。

How emotional I am.

我太情緒化了。

How ditsy I could be.

我太怪異了。

I would be less hard on myself.

我會對更加善待自己。

I would not beat myself up about...my weight.

我不會再因為我的體重對自己這麼嚴苛了。

Stomach. Stomach.

-小腹。 -小腹。

Having a flat belly.

小腹平坦一點。

-Stretch marks. -My thunder-thighs.

-妊娠紋。-我的大象腿。

-I wanna be thinner. -My lips are kinda fat.

-再瘦一點。-我的嘴唇有點厚。

-I wouldn't mind bigger breasts. -Big boobies.

-我不會介意大胸部。-胸部大一點。

I wish my skin wasn't so white.

我希望我的皮膚不要這麼白。

My body hair, I'm like a gorilla.

我的體毛，我像隻猩猩。

I would probably get rid of a couple tattoos.

我可能會想拿掉幾個刺青。

Wish I read more?

多讀點書？

Be more school-smart.

更聰慧一些。

Better at math.

數學更好。

I wish that I was instantly better at everything.

我希望每件事都能做得更好。

What's one thing you would change about yourself?

你最想改變自己什麼地方？

Um... not a goddamn thing, probably.

嗯，可能沒有。