Name: 炎炎夏日怎麼穿？一起來看今夏 NG 穿搭！(The Worst Clothes You're Wearing This Summer)
Uploaded: 2019-07-19T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 4 min 26 s

We're here with up and coming fashion designer and beauty expert Candace Gladstone to discuss some hot looks for the hottest season.

我們邀請到在時尚界嶄露頭角的時裝設計師和造型專家 Candace Gladstone 一起討論炎熱的夏天最酷熱的裝扮。

Paul here is sporting the loosest clothing he could find in his closet to cover his full body, third degree sunburn.

Paul 身上穿的是他衣櫃裡最鬆的運動衣來遮他 3 度曬傷的全身。

Now ideally Paul would be naked in a tub of ice water right now.

理想狀態的話， Paul 現在應該要裸體泡冰水澡。

But, unfortunately, he has to go coach his nephew's terrible T-ball team!

但，很可惜的是，他必須要去當他外甥糟糕的少年棒球隊的教練！

I see Monica is wearing a beautiful summer print maxi dress.

Monica 正穿著一件漂亮的夏日花紋的長洋裝。

Monica, who's actually had this little number in her closet with the price tag still on for five years, she decided this was finally the summer where she was going to make dresses "her thing."

Monica 的這件長裙已經在衣櫃裡放了五年了，連標籤都沒有拆，她今年夏天終於決定要拿它當她的「新型」。

I love her she clearly got self-conscious right before she left her apartment so she threw on an old hoodie and completely ruined the look.

我喜歡她很明顯地在離開她公寓前突然自我懷疑，所以加上一件老舊的連帽外套，完全毀了她的裝扮。

Now what we have here, Angela, is the classic pale man at the beach look.

Angela ， 接下來我們有經典的蒼白海灘男人造型。

He's wearing a free t-shirt he'd got in college, swim trunks he accidentally shrunk in the dryer, and convenience store flip-flops that really show off the dark hairs growing out of his pale, veiny little feet.

他穿著他大學時拿到的免費 T 恤、 不小心烘到縮水的泳褲、便利商店買的夾腳拖來襯托他已經長出深色毛又爆青筋的小腳。

Oh, if I had to guess, Candace, I'd say that man will wear that shirt into the water.

Candace ，如果我要猜的話，我猜那個男人會穿這樣下水。

現在這個模特兒看起來準備好要迎接秋天了。

Karen here said to hell with summer because she looks better in fall clothes.

Karen 說去你的夏天，因為她穿秋天的衣服更好看。

Now she is going to be regretting this decision the moment she steps outside.

她一走出室外就會馬上後悔她做的決定了。

Our next model is in exactly the same outfit as Karen.

下一個模特兒穿得跟 Karen 一模一樣。

Same outfit, but for very different reasons.

一樣的穿著，但非常不一樣的原因。

Amy is dressed for the uncomfortable AC that blasts in the office she works in.

Amy 穿這樣是因為她工作的辦公室的冷氣吹得她很不舒服。

Is that a space heater she's holding now?

She's going to be very uncomfortable when she gets lunch.

她吃午餐的時候會很不舒服的。

Believe it or not, Angela, Eric is a grown man, wearing a very normal grown man's summer outfit.

Angela ，妳相不相信都可以， Eric 是一個成年的男人，穿著很正常的男性成人夏季穿著。

But the bright colors, the pockets, the sandals.

但這明亮的顏色、口袋和拖鞋。

It's either this or they get their... wet everywhere.

Like most people, they are deeply ashamed of parts of their body.

就跟大部份的人一樣，這些人也都對自己身體的某些部位感到羞愧。

So they're desperately trying to cover them up while maintaining a summer look.

所以他們拼了命把它們遮起來並同時維持夏季穿著。

If I wasn't heavily medicated, I would feel something.

要不是因為我有吃藥，我一定會有感覺的。

Maybe we shift the cultural dialogue surrounding our bodies.

或許我們應該停止討論關於我們身體的話題。

Hi, it's me, child actor Katie Marovitch.

嗨，是我，童星 Katie Marovitch 。

If you like college humor and you want to support us, sign up for DROPOUT.

如果你喜歡我們的頻道並且想贊助我們，註冊 DROPOUT 。

For the low price of a pack of animal stickers per month, you'll get videos like this a whole week sooner, to chat with us live on the DROPOUT discord, and exclusive content, such as full episodes of my big girl show, The Rank Room.

一個月只要付跟一包動物貼紙一樣便宜的價錢，你就可以在一個禮拜前就搶先看到像這樣的影片、在即時通訊軟體上跟我們聊天、看到獨家內容，像是我的完整版節目 The Rank Room 。

How do you know they're identical if they're invisible?

如果他們是隱形的，你怎麼知道他們是同卵？

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