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  • Hey, man, why wouldn't you start from the bottom? it's been that's why I'm gonna do another cider there's another one aren't you driving?

    噢 拜託!為什麼你不從底部開始抽?

  • It's Ben, that's why.

    他是BEN 這就是原因

  • - I'm gonna get another cider. - All right, guys... - Jesus Christ...

    我要再拿另外一瓶

  • Another one, aren't you driving, I'm gonna let Paula know,

    另一瓶?你不是要開車嗎?我要讓 Paula知道

  • You're telling, you're dead meat.

    你讓他知道的話,你就死定了

  • Let's play another game.

    來玩別的遊戲吧。

  • - .. Lets see if I can grab one. - Yeah.

    好吧,我找找看

  • I'll see what we got.

    看有什麼好玩的

  • Hey, can we play Twister?

    嘿 我們能玩扭扭樂嗎?

  • I'm not playing Twister with you, bro.

    我才不想跟你玩扭扭樂哩,老兄

  • Chill with the Twister, bro, how old are you?

    別再想著扭扭樂了!你幾歲啊?

  • Old enough?

    夠老了

  • Hmm, well there's this, we do have this...

    嗯... 就是這個了 我找到了這個

  • What is that?

    那是什麼?

  • - "Secrets can't hide from the lie detector" - I'm down.

    "秘密在這台測謊機前都無所遁形" BEN:我加入

  • We're not...we're not actually gonna play this game, are we?

    我們沒有...我們沒有真的要玩這個遊戲吧?

  • I don't know, looks fun to me.

    我不知道,對我來說很有趣

  • Let's do it.

    來玩吧

  • No, let's play poker or something, there's no way I'm playing that game.

    不要啦,玩撲克牌或別的就好,我才不想玩那個遊戲

  • What are you afraid of?

    你在害怕什麼?

  • This is a kid's lie detector game, this...

    這是騙小孩的測謊遊戲,這...

  • ...it's not a kid's game, look, read it, it's fun for all ages.

    不僅限小孩喔 看,上面寫適用任何年齡層

  • We're all ages, dude.

    我們就是這個遊戲的適用客群啊

  • You think that thing actually works.

    你認為那真的有用嗎?

  • - Who cares, dude, you got a secret or something, you're tryna hide something from us? - I know... I know... I'm not gonna play this game.

    誰在乎,還是說你有什麼 不能讓我們知道的祕密嗎

  • - Are you afraid of a little bit of lie detector game? - No, no, no, no, no...

    難道你會害怕這個無傷大雅的測謊遊戲嗎? HECTOR:不不不不不不不 不...

  • Look, it's this or twister or strip poker, dude.

    聽好,要玩這個還是扭扭樂,還是脫衣撲克?

  • - What's with you and getting naked and twisting? No. We're just gonna play some lie detector games... - No... no... no ways... - Oh, yes, we are.

    為什麼你就那麼想裸體或扭來扭去啦? 我們就是要玩測謊遊戲

  • All right, ?

    29 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,000 準備好了嗎各位?

  • Okay.

    來吧

  • Place the lie detector helmets on your head and the magical machine will reveal your darkest secrets...

    戴上測謊頭盔,神奇的機器將揭露你最黑暗的秘密

  • - Sounds fine. - Whatever. Just go.

    聽起來還好,管他的,來吧。

  • Okay, I'll go first.

    好喔,我先開始

  • Hector.

    Hector.

  • Did you cry during the Titanic?

    你看鐵達尼號的時候有哭嗎?

  • Absolutely not.

    當然沒有啊

  • You cried during the Titanic.

    你還真的有哭啊

  • Look at all of this secrets poking out of his pants.

    看他的小秘密都露出來了

  • This thing doesn't work, it clearly doesn't work.

    這個才不準呢,完全不準啊

  • It was like 15 years ago.

    那已經是15年前的事了

  • Ten years ago.

    10年前

  • Five years ago.

    5年前

  • Four days ago!

    4天前!

  • Whatever, Larry.

    隨便啦,Larry

  • Do you still wet the bed?

    你現在還是會尿床嗎?

  • No.

    不會

  • Oh God?

    我的天啊

  • I drink, let me explain. I drink lots of water in habits. I have a small bladder. It's a condition.

    讓我解釋,我喝很多水而且膀胱很小,這是一種病

  • Condition, what's a condition called, Larry?

    一種病?那這叫什麼病啊?Larry?

  • What we don't know what you're talking about not funny all cool ah Larry, can you lick your elbow?

    這叫...嗯 叫做

  • No

    叫-叫做什麼啊 我們聽不懂你在講什麼

  • Why would you lie about that anyway my turn mmm?

    這並不好笑

  • Hector

    Larry,你能舔到自己的手肘嗎?

  • Do you have a secret that you don't want anyone to know?

    不行

  • Yeah, I guess

    為什麼你要隱瞞這個? 隨便啦,換我了

  • You do

    Hector

  • Okay have you ever...

    你有沒有不想讓任何人知道的秘密呢?

  • Killed anybody?

    有吧,我想

  • Gotta answer it. Yes. I've killed someone before you

    還真的有啊...

  • In Call of duty

    那好吧 哈哈 你有沒有...

  • Oh

    殺過任何人呢?

  • Mm-hmm my turn

    哇,好黑暗啊

  • Larry

    你要回答啊

  • What's your favorite color?

    對啊 我曾殺過人

  • Hector were you home on the night of October 3rd 2017

    在玩決戰時刻的時候

  • Yeah, Larry

    嗯哼 到我了

  • Ya, got'em copy

    Larry ,你最喜歡哪種顏色

  • DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AFTER-

    紫色

  • Do you by any chance have a job that you've kept undercover

    Hector,你2017年10月3日當晚在家嗎?

  • No nothing comes to mind

    對啊

  • Larry do you like ice cream? Yes Hector are you a hitman for the singing of mango cartel?

    Larry

  • No hmm Larry

    對我找到他了 收到

  • Are you a narc

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AFTER-

  • No

    你有沒有需要保密的工作呢?

  • Hector

    不,完全想不到

  • Do you like cupcakes yes Hector?

    Larry,你喜歡冰淇淋嗎? 喜歡

  • How do you feel about anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law feels great?

    Hector,你是一個在替販毒集團做事的殺手嗎?

  • Where did you guys get all the good cards man Larry?

    不是

  • Do you think you're messing with the same man right now no

    Larry

  • Larry do you shut up?

    你是緝毒組的嗎?

  • Hector did you know that there's a team of highly trained intelligence operatives in a van outside your house has been parked there all week

    不是

  • Larry did you know that I got people watching your people watch me watch you watch me

    Hector

  • Did you know I have a sniper watching you right now? Ah?

    你喜歡杯子蛋糕嗎? 喜歡

  • Yeah, well did you know that I have seen a pingas six best marksman watching you right now?

    Hector,你知道你說的話將會成為呈堂證供嗎?

  • Guys guys can we just calm down I've got 600 men

    感覺很好啊

  • Now look at you, glowing

    為什麼好牌都在你們那邊

  • like one big ol red Christmas light

    你認為我好惹嗎? 不

  • It's time to open gifts you have a wife named Betty right Hector. He's your best friend man stop. No. He's now

    Larry,你- 閉嘴啦BEN

  • He's not my best friend

    Hector你知道嗎,在房子外面的一輛麵包車上,有一群訓練有素的情報人員整整一周都停在那

  • Am I your best friend no

    Larry你知道嗎,我有人 看著你的人 看著我 看你 看著我

  • Maybe

    你知道我現在有一個狙擊手在看你嗎?

  • Yes yes

    好,那你知道現在有六位最好的神射手在瞄準你嗎?

  • What about you am I your best friend no

    伙計們,我們能冷靜下來嗎? 我有600名狙擊手

  • You're not

    現在看看你,正全身發光

  • Maybe yes

    像一個紅色的聖誕燈

  • Hell yes, but I don't love you with all my heart

    現在是時候打開禮物了

  • Yeah, well it's not like you've always been there for me, but you were my best friend since second grade

    但你有一個叫Betty的妻子對吧?

  • Stand down boys

    Hector 他是你最好的朋友!停下來

  • And who is your second best friend

    不 他不是!

Hey, man, why wouldn't you start from the bottom? it's been that's why I'm gonna do another cider there's another one aren't you driving?

噢 拜託!為什麼你不從底部開始抽?

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無敵測謊器 (Lie Detector | Anwar Jibawi)

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