It's Ben, that's why.

他是BEN 這就是原因

- I'm gonna get another cider. - All right, guys... - Jesus Christ...

我要再拿另外一瓶

Another one, aren't you driving, I'm gonna let Paula know,

另一瓶?你不是要開車嗎?我要讓 Paula知道

You're telling, you're dead meat.

你讓他知道的話，你就死定了

Let's play another game.

來玩別的遊戲吧。

- .. Lets see if I can grab one. - Yeah.

好吧，我找找看

I'll see what we got.

看有什麼好玩的

Hey, can we play Twister?

嘿 我們能玩扭扭樂嗎?

I'm not playing Twister with you, bro.

我才不想跟你玩扭扭樂哩，老兄

Chill with the Twister, bro, how old are you?

別再想著扭扭樂了!你幾歲啊?

Old enough?

夠老了

Hmm, well there's this, we do have this...

嗯... 就是這個了 我找到了這個

What is that?

那是什麼?

- "Secrets can't hide from the lie detector" - I'm down.

"秘密在這台測謊機前都無所遁形" BEN:我加入

We're not...we're not actually gonna play this game, are we?

我們沒有...我們沒有真的要玩這個遊戲吧?

I don't know, looks fun to me.

我不知道，對我來說很有趣

Let's do it.

來玩吧

No, let's play poker or something, there's no way I'm playing that game.

不要啦，玩撲克牌或別的就好，我才不想玩那個遊戲

What are you afraid of?

你在害怕什麼?

This is a kid's lie detector game, this...

這是騙小孩的測謊遊戲，這...

...it's not a kid's game, look, read it, it's fun for all ages.

不僅限小孩喔 看，上面寫適用任何年齡層

We're all ages, dude.

我們就是這個遊戲的適用客群啊

You think that thing actually works.

你認為那真的有用嗎?

- Who cares, dude, you got a secret or something, you're tryna hide something from us? - I know... I know... I'm not gonna play this game.

誰在乎，還是說你有什麼 不能讓我們知道的祕密嗎

- Are you afraid of a little bit of lie detector game? - No, no, no, no, no...

難道你會害怕這個無傷大雅的測謊遊戲嗎? HECTOR:不不不不不不不 不...

Look, it's this or twister or strip poker, dude.

聽好，要玩這個還是扭扭樂，還是脫衣撲克?

- What's with you and getting naked and twisting? No. We're just gonna play some lie detector games... - No... no... no ways... - Oh, yes, we are.

為什麼你就那麼想裸體或扭來扭去啦? 我們就是要玩測謊遊戲

All right, ?

29 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,000 準備好了嗎各位?

Okay.

來吧

Place the lie detector helmets on your head and the magical machine will reveal your darkest secrets...

戴上測謊頭盔，神奇的機器將揭露你最黑暗的秘密

- Sounds fine. - Whatever. Just go.

聽起來還好，管他的，來吧。

Okay, I'll go first.

好喔，我先開始

Hector.

Hector.

Did you cry during the Titanic?

你看鐵達尼號的時候有哭嗎?

Absolutely not.

當然沒有啊

You cried during the Titanic.

你還真的有哭啊

Look at all of this secrets poking out of his pants.

看他的小秘密都露出來了

This thing doesn't work, it clearly doesn't work.

這個才不準呢，完全不準啊

It was like 15 years ago.

那已經是15年前的事了

Ten years ago.

10年前

Five years ago.

5年前

Four days ago!

4天前!

Whatever, Larry.

隨便啦，Larry

Do you still wet the bed?

你現在還是會尿床嗎?

No.

不會

Oh God?

我的天啊

I drink, let me explain. I drink lots of water in habits. I have a small bladder. It's a condition.

讓我解釋，我喝很多水而且膀胱很小，這是一種病

Condition, what's a condition called, Larry?

一種病?那這叫什麼病啊?Larry?

What we don't know what you're talking about not funny all cool ah Larry, can you lick your elbow?

這叫...嗯 叫做

No

叫-叫做什麼啊 我們聽不懂你在講什麼

Why would you lie about that anyway my turn mmm?

這並不好笑

Hector

Larry，你能舔到自己的手肘嗎?

Do you have a secret that you don't want anyone to know?

不行

Yeah, I guess

為什麼你要隱瞞這個? 隨便啦，換我了

You do

Hector

Okay have you ever...

你有沒有不想讓任何人知道的秘密呢?

Killed anybody?

有吧，我想

Gotta answer it. Yes. I've killed someone before you

還真的有啊...

In Call of duty

那好吧 哈哈 你有沒有...

Oh

殺過任何人呢?

Mm-hmm my turn

哇，好黑暗啊

Larry

你要回答啊

What's your favorite color?

對啊 我曾殺過人

Hector were you home on the night of October 3rd 2017

在玩決戰時刻的時候

Yeah, Larry

嗯哼 到我了

Ya, got'em copy

Larry ，你最喜歡哪種顏色

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AFTER-

紫色

Do you by any chance have a job that you've kept undercover

Hector，你2017年10月3日當晚在家嗎?

No nothing comes to mind

對啊

Larry do you like ice cream? Yes Hector are you a hitman for the singing of mango cartel?

Larry

No hmm Larry

對我找到他了 收到

Are you a narc

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AFTER-

No

你有沒有需要保密的工作呢?

Hector

不，完全想不到

Do you like cupcakes yes Hector?

Larry，你喜歡冰淇淋嗎? 喜歡

How do you feel about anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law feels great?

Hector，你是一個在替販毒集團做事的殺手嗎?

Where did you guys get all the good cards man Larry?

不是

Do you think you're messing with the same man right now no

Larry

Larry do you shut up?

你是緝毒組的嗎?

Hector did you know that there's a team of highly trained intelligence operatives in a van outside your house has been parked there all week

不是

Larry did you know that I got people watching your people watch me watch you watch me

Hector

Did you know I have a sniper watching you right now? Ah?

你喜歡杯子蛋糕嗎? 喜歡

Yeah, well did you know that I have seen a pingas six best marksman watching you right now?

Hector，你知道你說的話將會成為呈堂證供嗎?

Guys guys can we just calm down I've got 600 men

感覺很好啊

Now look at you, glowing

為什麼好牌都在你們那邊

like one big ol red Christmas light

你認為我好惹嗎? 不

It's time to open gifts you have a wife named Betty right Hector. He's your best friend man stop. No. He's now

Larry，你- 閉嘴啦BEN

He's not my best friend

Hector你知道嗎，在房子外面的一輛麵包車上，有一群訓練有素的情報人員整整一周都停在那

Am I your best friend no

Larry你知道嗎，我有人 看著你的人 看著我 看你 看著我

Maybe

你知道我現在有一個狙擊手在看你嗎?

Yes yes

好，那你知道現在有六位最好的神射手在瞄準你嗎?

What about you am I your best friend no

伙計們，我們能冷靜下來嗎? 我有600名狙擊手

You're not

現在看看你，正全身發光

Maybe yes

像一個紅色的聖誕燈

Hell yes, but I don't love you with all my heart

現在是時候打開禮物了

Yeah, well it's not like you've always been there for me, but you were my best friend since second grade

但你有一個叫Betty的妻子對吧?

Stand down boys

Hector 他是你最好的朋友!停下來

And who is your second best friend

不 他不是!