but I think I'm really starting

但我覺得我真的開始了。

to catch some definition on my bicep.

捕捉一些定義在我的二頭肌。

- Where is it?

- 它在哪裡？

- It's on my arm.

- 它在我的手臂上。

- Hey, do you guys smell something?

- 嘿，你們聞到什麼了嗎？

Oh my God!

哦，我的天！

The office daycare is on fire again.

辦公室託兒所又火了。

- What are you waiting for?

- 你還在等什麼？

Help us!

幫助我們！

- We gotta do something!

- 我們得做點什麼！

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, look.

- 等，等，等，等，看。

- The kids are saving themselves.

- 孩子們是在拯救自己。

- What?

- 什麼？

- Look, the little toddler in the blue overalls,

- 看，那個穿藍色工作服的小傢伙。

he's pulling that little girl out

他把那個小姑娘拉出來了。

who's trapped under a beam.

誰'的被困在梁下。

- Yes!

- 是的！

- This is so inspiring.

- 這真是太鼓舞人心了。

- Okay, whatever, still call 911.

- 好吧，不管怎樣，還是打911。

- There's no need, it looks like they've got this.

- 有'不用了，看來他們'已經得到了這個。

Now do we know if they have a hashtag.

現在我們知道他們是否有一個標籤。

- This gives me so much hope for the future.

- 這讓我對未來充滿了希望。

- [Tall Guy] Same.

- [高個子]一樣。

- Look, that little girl is corralling all of her friends

- 你看，那個小女孩正在召集她所有的朋友。

into the least smoked-filled corner of the room.

到了房間裡最沒有煙火氣的角落。

- And this adorable little guy is trying

- 而這個可愛的小傢伙正在努力

to smother the flames with his blanky.

用他的毯子把火苗撲滅。

- Aww... - Aww...

- 啊...- 啊...

You know, I think we're gonna be okay.

你知道，我想我們會沒事的。

- Of course, you're gonna be okay.

- 當然，你會沒事的。

- I meant humanity.

- 我指的是人類。

- Wow, yeah.

- 哇，是的。

- Yeah, wow.

- 是啊，哇。

- I'm gonna do something.

- 我要去做一些事情。

(children screaming)

（兒童尖叫）

(coughing)

（咳嗽）

- [Child] Mommy, help us!

- 媽媽，幫幫我們！

- The door was collapsed!

- 門被撞塌了!

We gotta grab the ax from the fire kit.

我們得從消防箱裡拿斧頭。

- Look at you going above and beyond.

- 看看你要超越的。

- Not above and beyond, bare minimum.

- 不是高於和超過，是最低限度的。

You two should also be helping.

你們兩個也應該幫忙。

- But what can I, as one person, even do here?

- 但我作為一個人，在這裡又能做什麼呢？

- Mmhmm, yeah, we'd be drops in a bucket.

- 嗯，是的，我們'會在一個水桶滴。

- That is a perfect analogy for what's going on right now.

- 這是對現在所發生的事情的一個完美的比喻'。

If we don't have enough drops in the bucket,

如果我們沒有足夠的水滴。

we can't put the fire out.

我們不能救火。

- [Children] Help us! (screaming)

- [兒童]幫助我們！（尖叫）

- The babies are beautiful, fierce, savage queens, okay?

- 寶寶們都是美麗、凶猛、野蠻的女王，好嗎？

They don't need our help.

他們不需要我們的幫助。

Aww, look at that little girl squeezing

啊，看那個小姑娘在擠壓

her juicebox onto the flames.

她的果汁盒到火焰。

That is so selfless.

這真是太無私了。

- And this little guy wrapped a teddy bear

- 而這個小傢伙包了一隻泰迪熊。

around his fist so he could punch out a window

圍繞著他的拳頭，所以他可以打出一個窗口。

and wave for help.

並揮手求救。

- Oh dear God.

- 哦，親愛的上帝。

- Oh come on Raphael,

- 哦，來吧拉斐爾。

aren't you the least a little inspired

難道你就沒有一點靈感嗎？

by everything these kids have managed to accomplish?

被這些孩子們所完成的一切所感動？

- Truly incredible.

- 真的是不可思議。

- They shouldn't have to accomplish anything.

- 他們不應該有什麼成就。

We could have made it so they didn't have to,

我們可以讓他們不必這樣做'。

and give me my ax back.

把我的斧頭還給我

- You don't think this is inspiring, Raph?

- 你不認為這是鼓舞人心的，拉斐爾？

This doesn't bring you hope for the future?

這並不能給你帶來未來的希望？

- Look at everything they've done,

- 看看他們所做的一切'。

in the middle of a fire no less.

在大火中，沒有少。

- It is inspiring, and we also should be helping.

- 這是鼓舞人心的，我們也應該給予幫助。

- Honestly, I'm gonna let these kids teach me

- 老實說，我要讓這些孩子教我。

a thing or two.

一兩件事情。

- Mmm, these kids are gonna save us.

- 嗯，這些孩子會拯救我們。

- You don't need saving.

- 你不需要保存。

- These kids are going to show us the way.

- 這些孩子會給我們指路的。

- You know the way.

- 你知道怎麼走

- If only I had the strength to do

- 如果我有力量去做

what they're doing when I was their age.

他們在做什麼'當我是他們的年齡。

- You can do it right now.

- 你現在就可以做。

(crashing and breaking)

(崩壞)

- Ohh.

- 哦。

- Wow.

- 哇哦

That's what you get for getting your hopes up.

這就是你對自己抱有希望的結果。

- Nothing ever changes.

- 一切都不會改變。

- Because you two didn't help!

- 因為你們兩個沒幫上忙!

- Hey, that's not fair!

- 嘿，這不公平!

- Yeah, if I'd been in that daycare,

- 是啊，如果我一直在那個託兒所。

I'd have put the fire out with my bare hands.

我'會徒手把火撲滅。

- And if someone had told me to help, I would've helped.

- 如果有人叫我幫忙，我就會'幫忙。

- I (sigh).

- 我（嘆氣）。

(coughing)

（咳嗽）

(sparking)

(火花)

- Hey, you little tikes made it!

- 嘿，你們這些小傢伙成功了！

- Way to go!

- 好樣的！

- Could we make sure that daycare

- 我們能否確保日託

doesn't catch on fire anymore?

doesn'39;不著火了？

- Aww, sounds like this little guy hates freedom.

- 啊，聽起來這個小傢伙很討厭自由。

- Who paid this child to say that?

- 誰花錢請這孩子說的？

- Hi, I'm Raphael from College Humor.

- 嗨，我'是大學幽默的拉斐爾。

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點擊這裡訂閱。

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點擊這裡查看更多好玩的東西。

And if you could just click here,

如果你能點擊這裡。

it would really satisfy my OCD.

這真的可以滿足我的強迫症。

(sighs) Thanks a lot, that really hit the spot

多謝，真是一語中的