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Do people attempt to join the Mile High Club?

人們是否嘗試加入高空性愛俱樂部？

Yes, it is a big fantasy for everyone.

是的，這對每個人來說都是個很大的幻想

Everyone tries to give you a little tip money.

每個人都試圖給你一點小費

Pretty sure I had passengers give each other hand jobs

我很確定看過乘客在我面前

right in front of me.

互相替對方手淫

So what did I do?

所以我怎麼做？

Well, offer them a warm towel.

嗯，提供他們一條熱毛巾

(laughs)

(笑聲)

If you get caught doing it, it's a big deal.

假使你被當場抓到，這是件很嚴重的事

It's a federal offense.

是刑事犯罪

You get arrested, and you will be fined.

你會被逮捕，並且罰款

You will be banned from the airline, and

你將會被航空公司下禁令，

no more flying for you to Mexico.

不讓你搭乘飛機進入墨西哥

Do flight attendants talk about passengers?

機組人員會談論乘客嗎？

Yes, all the time.

會的，不停地談論

Oh my gosh.

哦我的天啊

That's the first thing out of our mouth.

那是我們說出的第一句話

We always know what's going on with our passengers.

我們總是知道乘客在做什麼

From the moment they step on that plane,

從他們踏上飛機的那一刻開始，

there should be a greeter up at the front saying,

在前面應該會有一個接待人員說，

welcome aboard, and at that moment we know

歡迎登機，就在那時候我們會知道

if we've got, you know, a newlywed couple going

在班機上是否有，你知道的，一對新婚夫妻正

on their honeymoon, or somebody who's a first time flyer

要去蜜月旅行，或者有人第一次搭乘飛機

who says, I'm nervous, I'm a first time flyer.

他說，我很緊張，我是第一次搭飛機

Most of the time, they'll tell us, or they'll give us

大多數的時候，他們會告知我們，或者他們會給

some type of cue.

我們一些線索

First of all, when you're boarding, we're always

首先，當你們登機時，我們總是會

checking you out, seeing who's the sexy one,

打量你們，看看誰是性感的，

and then we rate, and like okay, who's the hottest guy

然後我們會鑑定，像是，誰是經濟艙裡

in coach; or girl.

最帥的男生；或最正的女生

Who's the hottest guy, or girl in first class.

誰是頭等艙最帥的男生；或最正的女生

And then who's the hottest person in the whole plane.

然後誰是整個班機裡最性感的人

So if you see us in the back talking and giggling

所以如果你看到我們在後面說話和咯咯笑

and looking at the passengers, that's most likely

並且看著乘客們，那很可能是

because I'm talking about you.

因為我正在談論你

What is potable water ?

什麼是飲用水？

How is it used on a plane?

在飛機上是如何使用？

It's the water we use for the lavatories,

那是我們用於洗手間的水，

and for the coffee.

以及煮咖啡的水

The same water.

一樣的水

I'll leave that up to you if you wanna drink your coffee.

至於你想不想喝咖啡就由你自行決定了

I wouldn't drink the coffee on a plane.

我不會在飛機上喝咖啡

They don't clean the tubes where the water goes.

他們無法清潔水流入的管道

So you're drinking all of that.

所以你正喝下所有的那些東西

So if you want water, get it from the bottled water.

因此如果你想喝水，可以喝瓶裝水

What is the dirtiest part of an airplane?

飛機上最骯髒的部分是什麼？

Definitely the floor.

絕對是地板

The floor gets used and abused.

地板被濫用

People are walking all around that floor,

人們在地板上走來走去，

bringing stuff in, taking stuff off, dropping things.

帶東西上機、拿東西下去、掉東西

Do not walk barefoot on that airplane.

不要在機上打赤腳走路

Especially going to the lavatory .

特別是去洗手間

Everyone's always walking around barefoot,

每個人總是赤腳走來走去，

and getting like, fungus or something.

並且染上像是香港腳或其他的東西

I see people walk in barefoot in the lavatory

我看到人們赤腳走進洗手間

and I'm like, oh, that's a lot of confidence.

我就感到，噢，真是太有自信了

Bring your own Chlorox wipes.

隨身帶著自己的 Chlorox 濕紙巾

No guarantee if those tray tables or seats

每趟航班之後不保證所有的托盤桌或座椅

get cleaned after every flight.

都有清理

In between flights, they do clean, but what they mean

在航班之間，的確有打掃，不過所謂的

by cleaning is they vacuum the carpet and, they do

清理是指他們會吸地毯，

wipe down the lavatories, but every single tray table,

擦拭洗手間，不過每個托盤桌，

no, they don't wipe that down .

不，他們不會個個都擦拭

They only do that only if the plane is like, sitting

他們只會在飛機停在機場一整夜之類的

in the airport for like, overnight or something.

才會這麼做

How can a passenger get into first class?

乘客如何進入頭等艙？

Well, they can buy a ticket.

嗯，他們可以買票

Upgrade your life.

升級你的人生

(laughs) Work harder.

(笑聲) 努力工作

You gotta buy a ticket, man.

你必須買一張票喔！

There's just no way.

沒有其他的方法

Or, they can ask a flight attendant.

或者，你可以詢問空服人員

Never hurts to ask.

問問無妨

If they can talk their way into it, some of them,

如果乘客能夠說服其中一些人

and they ask nicely, they can get into first class.

並且好好地要求，他們可以進入頭等艙

I've seen it done before.

我曾經見過有人做到這件事

We're not supposed to, but if you're really cute,

我們不應該這麼做，不過如果你真的很可愛

we just say, hey, come over.

我們就會說，嘿，過來這裡

I'd rather have you over here.

我會讓你在這邊

If you guys are gonna be asking, you ask before

如果你們想要問，要在

the plane takes off.

飛機起飛前詢問

If you wanna get anything free on an airplane,

如果你希望得到飛機上任何免費的東西，

it's actually pretty easy.

其實非常簡單

Just be super nice to your flight attendants.

只要對你的空服人員非常好就可以了

If you're having like, a drink or two, I've met a lot

如果你喜歡喝一兩杯，我見過很多

of flight attendants that would just be like,

空服人員會說，

oh, I'll come back and charge you later,

喔，我等一下再來收費

and they never come back.

而他們並沒有回來

Are diet drinks the worst drinks to order on a flight?

減肥飲料是否是機上最糟糕的飲料？

Diet cola is literally the worst drink to pour on a flight.

健怡可樂是機上能夠點的最糟糕的飲料

The bubbles, for some reason, they never go down.

那些氣泡，不知道為什麼就是不會減少

They're so fizzy .

氣泡實在是太多了

So we'll open the can, and pour it, and we'll

所以我們會打開瓶罐，倒出來，接著我們

literally just wait.

就只能等

That fizz takes so long to de-fizz that I coulda

那氣泡要花上很久的時間才會消除，

poured a whole plane drinks by the time

等待那健怡可樂消除氣泡的時間

that Diet Coke de-fizzes.

足夠我幫整台飛機的乘客倒完飲料

If you order a Diet Coke with me, you'll probably

如果你和我點了健怡可樂，你可能

get the whole can, 'cause I don't got time for all that.

會得到一整罐，因為我沒有時間等待

Well, thanks for watching.

謝謝你的收看

Hopefully you learned some important, helpful tips

希望你為了你下一次的飛行

for your next flight.

學到一些重要、有用的資訊

Be nice to your flight attendant, and bye-bye.

友善對待你的空服人員，拜拜

Have a good day.

祝你有個美好的一天

Good bye.

再見

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So be nice to your flight attendants, just like

請好好對待你的空服人員，就像

you would be nice to your waitresses and puppy dogs.

你會對你的女服務生和寵物狗狗一樣

We're just there for your safety, dang it.

搞什麼，我們的存在可是為了你的安全呢！