(ding)

(叮)

(sigh) Why, why, why did I agree to this?

(嘆息) 為什麼，為什麼，為什麼我要答應這件事？

Because you and Ryan promised to stay friends.

因為你和雷恩承諾會繼續當朋友

Okay, isn't that just something people say

是沒錯，但那不是一般當人們分手

when they break up to sound mature and hard.

時會說的話，好讓自己聽來成熟而堅強

Okay, no one actually means it.

好嗎？沒有人真的打算那麼做

You are mature and hard.

妳是成熟而堅強的

(scoff) That's what she said.

(嗤) 她是這麼說的

Also, okay, yes, I want to be friends with him

而且，好，是，我是想和他做朋友

but I'll be super annoyed if he's like, really happy,

但是如果他看起來非常開心的話，我會非常生氣

you know, or if he gets rich

妳知道的，或是他變得很有錢

or if he starts going to the gym.

或是他開始上健身房

Okay, you could totally go to the gym too.

妳也可以上健身房啊

Don't be insane, okay?

別發瘋了好嗎？

I just want him to suck a little bit.

我只是不想要他過得那麼好

Also, that's what she said.

而且，她是這麼說的

No, for real, who wants their ex

不過，說真的，誰想要他們的前任

to meet their new girlfriend?

和新女友見面啊？

Are you dumb?

你是蠢蛋嗎？

He wants to be friends, that's the whole point.

重點是，他想當朋友

Anyway, why are you stressing?

為什麼妳要給自己壓力？

Literally who could possible be better than you?

說真的誰能夠比妳還好？

You know you're right, you're right.

妳知道嗎？妳說得對，妳是對的

I don't even go to the gym and I'm this fit.

我連上健身房都不用而我身材就這麼好了

It's just my lifestyle, I have a good lifestyle.

這只是我的生活方式，我有一個很好的生活型態

That's right.

沒錯

That's why F the stairs, let's take the elevator.

誰要走樓梯啊？我們去搭電梯

You're smart, you're funny, and you're confident.

妳很聰明，風趣，而且充滿自信

Yeah.

對

You didn't really say anything about how I look.

妳沒有提到任何和我的長相有關的優點

Can we just run that back one more time?

我們可以再重來一次嗎？

Okay.

可以

You're hot, you're sexy, and you have amazing boobs.

妳很辣，性感，而且妳的胸部很漂亮

Oh my God, you're so right,

天啊，妳說得一點都沒錯，

all of those things perfectly describe me.

妳剛才說的事情完美地描述了我

(scoff) Which girl is gonna be hotter than me?

(嗤) 哪一個女生可以比我還辣？

You're such a good friend.

妳真是一個好朋友

(scoff) It's gonna be totally fine.

(嗤) 一切都會很好

(clears throat) Nothing to worry about.

(清喉嚨聲) 沒什麼好擔心的

(record scratch) I'm sorry, what?

(唱片刮擦聲) 對不起你剛才說什麼？

I said meet my girlfriend Karlie.

我是說這是我的女朋友卡莉

Karlie.

卡莉

Karlie, nice to meet you.

卡莉，很高興見到妳

Can you just excuse me one second?

不好意思我能打斷一下嗎？

Just gonna talk to you for a second.

我必須和妳談一下

God, are you kidding me, Karlie effing Kloss.

天啊，這是在和我開玩笑嗎，該死的卡莉克羅絲

What is this, a bad pop music video?

現在是怎樣，一支很糟糕的音樂視頻嗎？

I know, oh my God, should we get a selfie?

對啊，天啊，我們應該來個自拍嗎？

- What, no.

－什麼？不要

Do you have lotion? - What?

妳有乳液嗎？－什麼？

Give me some lotion right now.

馬上給我一些乳液

So sorry, we're just checking the vegetarian options.

不好意思，我們只是在參考素食的選項

Ouuu!

哇！

Hold this, hold this, give me the lotion, oh my God.

拿著，拿著這個，把乳液給我，噢天啊

What is this, some sort of sick joke?

這算什麼，一種病態的玩笑嗎？

I don't understand.

我不了解

It's okay, be cool, just be cool.

沒事的，冷靜，冷靜點

They're crusty, look at that, they're crusty.

它們很粗糙，妳看，它們很粗糙

No, they're great.

不會，它們很好

Okay, hold this, hold this.

好，拿著這個，拿著這個

I have big boobs, right, big boobs, big boobs.

我有大胸部，沒錯，大胸部，大胸部

Yeah, of course.

對啊，沒錯

They're perfect, they're amazing.

它們很完美，它們很棒

One, two, three, go.

1、2、3，來了

[Together] Hey.

[一起] 嘿

So, Karlie, what do you do?

那麼，Karlie，妳是做什麼的呢？

I'm a model.

我是一個模特兒

What?

什麼？

Wow! - Really?

哇！－真的嗎？

That sounds crazy.

聽起來很厲害

Amazing.

太驚人了

Not just a model, a supermodel.

不只是個模特兒，是一個超級模特兒

Anything I've seen?

有什麼是我見過的嗎？

Um, maybe the Victoria's Secret fashion show?

嗯，妳或許看過維多利亞時裝秀？

Oh, no, never heard of it.

哦，沒有，從來沒聽過

No, me neither.

我也沒聽過

Um, okay, maybe Swarovski?

嗯，那麼還是施華洛世奇？

No, no.

沒有，沒有

Adidas?

愛迪達？

Adidas?

愛迪達？

Adi- Adaydas?

愛迪－愛呆達斯？

I mean, it rings, it rings a bell.

我的意思是，這好像有點印象

Something.

是有點

You know what it is, I'm, I'm sorry,

妳知道嗎？我，實在不好意思，

I'm usually like too busy on set

我通常都太忙了

so I can't keep up with these things.

所以我跟不上這些東西

Yeah, she's so busy.

對啊，她超忙的

So busy.

非常忙

Lilly has this adorable thing

莉莉有一件很可愛的事情

where she dresses up like her dad.

她穿著和她爸爸一樣

Uh, mostly charity work

呃，大部分是慈善工作

is mostly what I, all the time.

這是我一直以來做的事

I have philanthropist in my Twitter bio

我在推特的個人簡介上有慈善家這一項

so it's pretty serious.

所以這是很認真的

That's amazing.

這太棒了

Isn't it so fulfilling?

這不是很令人滿意嗎？

I love to teach girls to learn how to code.

我熱愛教女孩們學習編碼

Karlie's amazing at code.

卡莉的編碼非常厲害

Well, actually, Lilly is amazing at code too.

其實莉莉的編碼也非常的厲害喔

Yeah, that's right, I, I sub-tweet all the time.

是啊，沒錯，我總是在隱推

Coding like Ruby on Rails, writing HTML script.

用 Ruby on Rails 編碼，寫 HTML 程式語言

No, yeah, I totally get it, same page.

對，我完全了解，我們的想法一致

I LMAO at scripts every day.

我每天看著腳本都笑到不行

Computer coding.

電腦編碼

Oh!

哦！

Huh.

哈

Yeah.

對

Okay, so you're a supermodel that does computer coding.

所以妳是一個會電腦編碼的超模

Wow, okay, yeah.

哇！很好，好吧

(whispers) Can I get another one of these?

(竊竊私語) 可以再給我一杯嗎？

Thanks, make it a double, thanks.

謝謝，要雙份，謝謝

That's amazing.

太驚人了！

(phone ding)

(電話叮聲)

Oh, Ashley just texted me.

噢，艾希莉傳訊息給我

Nice.

很好啊

Ashley?

艾希莉？

Oh, just my friend Ashley Graham.

噢，我的朋友艾希莉葛雷涵

Like Ashley Graham the supermodel?

妳是說那個超模艾希莉葛雷涵？

Yeah, she's my girl.

對啊，她是我的閨蜜

Of course, yes, Ashley Graham and I the supermodel,

當然囉，對啊，超模艾希莉葛涵和我

we're totally like best friends.

我們就像麻吉

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah, yes, yes, we went out just yesterday.

對啊，是，是的，我們昨天才一起出去

Where?

去哪裡？

I just saw her, she didn't mention you.

我剛見到她，她沒有提到妳

What?

什麼？

Yeah, no, we went out for a bite to eat.

有啊，我們出去吃了點東西

We're like this.

我們就像超級好友

Are you talking about your graham crackers

妳是在說那個全麥餅乾

that you had for dinner last night?

妳昨天的晚餐？

Such a small world.

世界真小啊

You know what, I bet we're mutual friends on Facebook.

妳知道嗎，我相信我們是臉書上的共同好友

Maybe.

或許吧

Tiny world.

世界好小

(sigh)

(嘆息)

(slow bass music)

(緩低音音樂)

Oh, I forgot to tell you, I started going to the gym.

噢，我忘了告訴妳，我開始上健身房了

Cheque please.

買單謝謝

(door slam)

(關門聲)

(screams)

(尖叫)

Karlie Kloss just touched my hand.

卡莉克羅絲剛才碰到我的手了

Oh my God!

我的老天啊！

Sell it on eBay, sell it on eBay!

把它拿到 eBay 上賣，拿到 eBay 上賣了！

I can't believe you didn't tell me

我不敢相信你竟然沒告訴我

Lilly Singh was your ex.

莉莉辛是你的前任

Yeah, so what?

是啊，那又如何？

How am I supposed to compete with that?

我是要怎樣和她比呢？

And I didn't even get a selfie.

我甚至沒有和她一起自拍

Snap, just like that,

啪，就像這樣

kicking off twelve collabs of Christmas

開始聖誕節的 12 個協力合作影片

with my sister from another mister Karlie Kloss.

和我的姐妹以及卡莉克羅絲

Make sure you check out her YouTube channel.

你一定要去看她的 YouTube 頻道

The link is in the description.

連結就在描述裡

Super 60 starts right now,

Super 60 現在開始，

which means I'm responding to your comments

也就是說我會在接下來的 1 小時

for the next hour.

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因為我還有 11 個驚喜的合作影片

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One love Superwoman，今天就到這裡，收工！