Name: 誠實的預告片 - 哈利波特 (Honest Trailers - Harry Potter)
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the book series that kept Borders open for another few years.

VOICE (CONT'D) Comes the movie adaptation for

VOICE (CONT'D) When an evil noseless freak

threatens to take over the world - it's up to this boy wizard, his

totally useless friend and his superior in every way, hot lady

VOICE (CONT'D) And when I said hot, I only meant

in the last three movies after she turned 18. Pervs.

VOICE (CONT'D) Journey along as they travel to a

magical boarding school where kids learn potions, spells and

divination... but not English, Math or Science.

VOICE (CONT'D) Where technology seems to be frozen

in the 19th century, replacing cell phones and the internet, with quill

VOICE (CONT'D) And where child endangerment is

VOICE (CONT'D) Seriously how have they not shut

VOICE (CONT'D) A franchise so epic, it took ten

years, eight films, four directors and two Dumbledores to tell...

VOICE (CONT'D) The one that started it all

VOICE (CONT'D) The one with the raging hormones

VOICE (CONT'D) The one where Dumbledore dies

VOICE (CONT'D) And the one that made adults cry

VOICE (CONT'D) Follow our heroes as they transform

from adorable youngsters struggling to act

VOICE (CONT'D) To barely legal heartthrobs

VOICE (CONT'D) To young adults pretending to look

VOICE (CONT'D) Ron really let himself go.

VOICE (CONT'D) Witness the magic that will dazzle

If magic is supposed to be secret, why is their doorway in the most

highly trafficed subway station in London?

VOICE (CONT'D) and why don't they just expel them?

VOICE (CONT'D) And isn't it disturbing that this

rat on Ron's crotch is actually a grown man? Ehhugh..

VOICE (CONT'D) Relive the excitement of acclaimed

VOICE (CONT'D) Battles that would have been way

cooler with lightsabers... or if they just moved around a little

VOICE (CONT'D) And Rupert Grint's dumb face.

VOICE (CONT'D) So quidditch makes absolutely no sense right? A 150 point ball?

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