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  • VOICE Okay already!

  • VOICE From J.K. Rowling, the author of

  • the book series that kept Borders open for another few years.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Comes the movie adaptation for

  • people too lazy to read.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Harry Potter.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) When an evil noseless freak

  • threatens to take over the world - it's up to this boy wizard, his

  • totally useless friend and his superior in every way, hot lady

  • friend... to defeat him.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And when I said hot, I only meant

  • in the last three movies after she turned 18. Pervs.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Journey along as they travel to a

  • magical boarding school where kids learn potions, spells and

  • divination... but not English, Math or Science.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Where technology seems to be frozen

  • in the 19th century, replacing cell phones and the internet, with quill

  • pens and owls.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And where child endangerment is

  • totally no big deal.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) My goodness!

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Seriously how have they not shut

  • this school down yet?

  • VOICE (CONT'D) A franchise so epic, it took ten

  • years, eight films, four directors and two Dumbledores to tell...

  • Featuring...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) The one that started it all

  • VOICE (CONT'D) The one everyone hates

  • VOICE (CONT'D) The one everyone loves

  • VOICE (CONT'D) The one with shovel face.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) The one with the raging hormones

  • VOICE (CONT'D) The one where Dumbledore dies

  • Oh uh, spoiler alert.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) The one you can skip

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And the one that made adults cry

  • like little babies

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Follow our heroes as they transform

  • from adorable youngsters struggling to act

  • VOICE (CONT'D) To awkward tweens

  • VOICE (CONT'D) To barely legal heartthrobs

  • '

  • VOICE (CONT'D) To young adults pretending to look

  • like grownups.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Ron really let himself go.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Ron really let himself go.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Witness the magic that will dazzle

  • you with questions like:

  • If magic is supposed to be secret, why is their doorway in the most

  • highly trafficed subway station in London?

  • Why are all the bullies in one house

  • VOICE (CONT'D) and why don't they just expel them?

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And isn't it disturbing that this

  • rat on Ron's crotch is actually a grown man? Ehhugh..

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Relive the excitement of acclaimed

  • british thespians yelling nonsense

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Battles that would have been way

  • cooler with lightsabers... or if they just moved around a little

  • more...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And Rupert Grint's dumb face.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Starring...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Luke Sky Potter

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Ginger Spice

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Your First Erection

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Warwick Davis

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Professor Hans Gruber

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Claudio Miranda

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Hairy Old Man

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Warwick Davis

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Forrest Whitaker

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Hodor

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Michael Jackson

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Lindsay Lohan

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Warwick Davis

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Vladimir Putin

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Larry King

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Gandalf the Gay

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And Warwick Davis

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Harry Potter

  • VOICE (CONT'D) So quidditch makes absolutely no sense right? A 150 point ball?

  • That's just bullshit right there.

  • Thanks for watching. Be sure to subscribe.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) "You shall not pass!"

  • "I love lamp"

  • "They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh My Goood!"

  • "They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh My Goood!"

  • "They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh My Goood!"

  • "How's it goin' royal ugly dudes?"

  • "Allison, I love you. Will you marry me?"

  • "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

VOICE Okay already!

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