(Ian) Shut up!

閉嘴！

(warping sound)

今天能殺掉多少個傻子

♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪

數也數不清

♪ Too many to count ♪

那就別擋在我面前

♪ Don't get in my way ♪

我一箭射中某個混帳東西的喉嚨

♪ I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow ♪

「戰斧砍砍樂」才是我的奪命絕招

♪ Tomahawk chop is my death blow ♪

為了自由奮鬥不懈

♪ Freedom fighting machine ♪

手持一把大斧頭

♪ Big-ass hatchet in hand ♪

為何你得對我的弟兄痛下毒手？

♪ Why'd you have to kill my bros? ♪

我要劃開你的臉

♪ I'm-a slash your face, man ♪

我可是個技術高超的刺客

♪ I'm a very skilled assassin ♪

兩三下就能橫掃千軍

♪ Killin' dudes in ones and twos ♪

瞬間血流成河

♪ Blood flowin' like a river ♪

趕快拿盒面紙來吧

♪ Need a box of tissues ♪

我獵殺時都耍特技

♪ When I'm huntin', I be stuntin' ♪

你絕對找不到我

♪ You can never find me ♪

躲在樹叢裡

♪ In the bushes ♪

、乾草堆裡

♪ In the hay stacks ♪

還是你媽媽的衣服堆裡

♪ In your mother's laundry ♪

看我前來飛簷走壁

♪ Watch me comin', free-runnin' up the walls ♪

蝦米攏無驚

♪ Like a boss ♪

你是在看什麼看啊，Bitch？

♪ What you lookin' at, bitch? ♪

嚐嚐我戰斧砍砍樂的滋味吧！

♪ Taste my tomahawk chop! ♪

今天能殺掉多少個傻子？

♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪

數也數不清

♪ Too many to count ♪

那就別擋在我面前

♪ Don't get in my way ♪

我一箭射中某個混帳東西的喉嚨

♪ I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow ♪

「戰斧砍砍樂」才是我的奪命絕招

♪ Tomahawk chop is my death blow ♪

今天能殺掉多少個傻子？

♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪

數也數不清

♪ Too many to count ♪

那就別擋在我面前

♪ Don't get in my way ♪

我一箭射中某個混帳東西的喉嚨

♪ I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow ♪

「戰斧砍砍樂」才是我的奪命絕招

♪ Tomahawk chop is my death blow ♪

從波士頓到紐約

♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪

一路上都不懷好意

♪ T-t-tomahawk, tomahawk ♪

真不知道戴這種大兜帽

♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪

是要怎麼看路

♪ Tomahawk, t-t-tomahawk ♪

穿梭在人群中

♪ From Boston to NY ♪

偷摸一下你的背

♪ Always up to no good ♪

再用我的袖劍

♪ Don't know how I can see ♪

給你來個奇襲

♪ Out this big-ass hood ♪

從高樓一躍而下

♪ Walkin' through the crowds ♪

還以為自己是超人

♪ Touchin' you on the back ♪

只要一有機會

♪ Using my hidden blade ♪

就拿你媽媽當肉盾

♪ For a secret attack ♪

暫別戰爭

♪ Jumpin' off of giant buildings ♪

捕點肉來吃

♪ Like I was a super man ♪

怎樣？人總要吃東西吧

♪ Use your mama as a meat shield ♪

今天能殺掉多少個傻子

♪ Every time that I can ♪

數也數不清

♪ Take a break from the war ♪

那就別擋在我面前

♪ To hunt for some meat ♪

我一箭射中某個混帳東西的喉嚨

What? A man's gotta eat.

「戰斧砍砍樂」才是我的奪命絕招

♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪

今天能殺掉多少個傻子

♪ Too many to count ♪

數也數不清

♪ Don't get in my way ♪

那就別擋在我面前

♪ I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow ♪

我一箭射中某個混帳東西的喉嚨

♪ Tomahawk chop is my death blow ♪

「戰斧砍砍樂」才是我的奪命絕招

♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪

詩歌的一開始

♪ Too many to count ♪

就先來感受一下我木製假牙的喀喀聲

♪ Don't get in my way ♪

餐桌之上、棉被之下

♪ I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow ♪

才是戰火交鋒地

♪ Tomahawk chop is my death blow ♪

我領導革命

♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪

與世界為敵

♪ T-t-tomahawk, tomahawk ♪

我就喜歡法官頭假髮、穿四角褲

♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪

我才不穿三角內褲！

♪ Tomahawk, t-t-tomahawk ♪

你休想跟我

♪ Up first in the verse ♪

和我的手下作對

♪ Feel the clack of wooden teeth ♪

馬車路間開火

♪ Bread and butter, lift the covers ♪

子彈都已上膛

♪ Where you'll find the fu--in' heat ♪

壓過你那組織

♪ Revolution I lead ♪

就像我過德拉瓦河那樣

♪ With the world I got beef ♪

我會在一切結束前

♪ I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers ♪

讓我的臉出現在鈔票上

♪ I don't wear briefs! ♪

今天能殺掉多少個傻子

♪ You can't step up to me ♪

數也數不清

♪ And my gang ♪

那就別擋在我面前

♪ Horse and carriage drive-bys ♪

我一箭射中某個混帳東西的喉嚨

♪ Bullet in the chamb' ♪

「戰斧砍砍樂」才是我的奪命絕招

♪ Ridin' over your clique ♪

今天能殺掉多少個傻子

♪ Like the Delaware, son ♪

數也數不清

♪ I'll get my face on the dollar ♪

那就別擋在我面前

♪ Before this sh-t's done ♪

我一箭射中某個混帳東西的喉嚨

♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪

「戰斧砍砍樂」才是我的奪命絕招

♪ Too many to count ♪

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♪ Don't get in my way ♪

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♪ I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow ♪

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♪ Tomahawk chop is by death blow ♪

♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪

♪ Too many to count ♪

♪ Don't get in my way ♪

♪ I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow ♪

♪ Tomahawk chop is my death blow ♪

♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪

♪ T-t-tomahawk, tomahawk ♪

♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪

♪ Tomahawk, t-t-tomahawk ♪

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Today I'm gonna kill some mother----ers.

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♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪

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