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P: He's Orange! O: And he's sort of a light greenish color...
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P:<Groan and Sigh> O:<Laughing>
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P: This week, Diamond Doll wants to know:
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P: "How to deal with your baby sibing."
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O: Ooh, "Baby!" Thats A Good One. <snickering>
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P: Now Baby Siblings can be tough to deal with, because they require a lot of your parents' attention,
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They cry a lot, and they need to have their diaper changed--
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O: And when they come home from the hospital, they're all wrinkly and ugly. EWWWWWW!!!!!!!
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P: HEY! ORANGE!
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O: What? They do. They look like little wet hairless bulldogs. And smell like them too. [laughs] [Pear groans]
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P: Now first remember that your baby sibling needs you.
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They can't do even the most basic thing by themselves. They need help.
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O: So, if your baby sibling wants to ride the dog like a rodeo bull, don' let him do it alone. Help Him!
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P: Ummmmm...
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O: And if your baby sibling wants to cross a hot lava field, Help Him!
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P: No!
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Orange: And if your baby sibling wants to light a Stick of TNT-- [Pear, angry]: No! Orange! [Orange laughs]
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O: OK, OK.
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P: Exactly, always handle your baby sibling very carefully, they're not big and strong as you, so, it's possible to hurt them accidentally.
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O: Yeah, so hold him as carefully as you hold a box of TNT.
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P: [stutters] Guess that's true, but [stutters] I don't know why we need to introduce TNT in the conversation.
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O: Also, you shouldn't ever put like, either one on fire.
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P: OK.
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O: NO!!! DON'T DO IT!
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P: [stutters] All of that appoints, Orange. Thanks for really taking this video to the next level.
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O: Hey, that's what I do. I take videos to the stratosphere. [laughs]
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Also, a quick note: You should not shoot your baby sibling into the stratosphere, even if they are, in fact,
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Dareful enough to exist into the stratosphere.
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P: OK.
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O: NO!!! DON'T DO IT!
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P: Why don't we move on? [Orange laughs]
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Finally, remember that your baby sibling is going to grow up, to be the one of the most important people in your life,
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So, even though they might do a lot of things that annoy you, like:
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Cry in the middle of the night,
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O: Look like naked bulldogs,
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P: Require a lot of your parents' attention,
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O: Ride a rocket ship in the space wearing sunglasses,
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P: Forcing you to share your bedroom,
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O: Light a stick of TNT when no one's looking,
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P: Light a stick of-- WAIT, WAIT! WHAT?! [KA-BOOM!, Pear screams, Orange laughs]
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O: Pear and Orange here,
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Ready to handle whatever you throw our way!
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[smack!] P: OWWWWW!!
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O: Huh, I stand corrected! [laughs]
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[Pear groans]
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P: OK, today our prompt is: "How 2 lose weight?"
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O: That's a great question with a simple answer!
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[Orange laughs] O: Knife! [slice!] Captioned by VHGCV
