字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 P: He's Orange! O: And he's sort of a light greenish color... P:<Groan and Sigh> O:<Laughing> P: This week, Diamond Doll wants to know: P: "How to deal with your baby sibing." O: Ooh, "Baby!" Thats A Good One. <snickering> P: Now Baby Siblings can be tough to deal with, because they require a lot of your parents' attention, They cry a lot, and they need to have their diaper changed-- O: And when they come home from the hospital, they're all wrinkly and ugly. EWWWWWW!!!!!!! P: HEY! ORANGE! O: What? They do. They look like little wet hairless bulldogs. And smell like them too. [laughs] [Pear groans] P: Now first remember that your baby sibling needs you. They can't do even the most basic thing by themselves. They need help. O: So, if your baby sibling wants to ride the dog like a rodeo bull, don' let him do it alone. Help Him! P: Ummmmm... O: And if your baby sibling wants to cross a hot lava field, Help Him! P: No! Orange: And if your baby sibling wants to light a Stick of TNT-- [Pear, angry]: No! Orange! [Orange laughs] O: OK, OK. P: Exactly, always handle your baby sibling very carefully, they're not big and strong as you, so, it's possible to hurt them accidentally. O: Yeah, so hold him as carefully as you hold a box of TNT. P: [stutters] Guess that's true, but [stutters] I don't know why we need to introduce TNT in the conversation. O: Also, you shouldn't ever put like, either one on fire. P: OK. O: NO!!! DON'T DO IT! P: [stutters] All of that appoints, Orange. Thanks for really taking this video to the next level. O: Hey, that's what I do. I take videos to the stratosphere. [laughs] Also, a quick note: You should not shoot your baby sibling into the stratosphere, even if they are, in fact, Dareful enough to exist into the stratosphere. P: OK. O: NO!!! DON'T DO IT! P: Why don't we move on? [Orange laughs] Finally, remember that your baby sibling is going to grow up, to be the one of the most important people in your life, So, even though they might do a lot of things that annoy you, like: Cry in the middle of the night, O: Look like naked bulldogs, P: Require a lot of your parents' attention, O: Ride a rocket ship in the space wearing sunglasses, P: Forcing you to share your bedroom, O: Light a stick of TNT when no one's looking, P: Light a stick of-- WAIT, WAIT! WHAT?! [KA-BOOM!, Pear screams, Orange laughs] O: Pear and Orange here, Ready to handle whatever you throw our way! [smack!] P: OWWWWW!! O: Huh, I stand corrected! [laughs] [Pear groans] P: OK, today our prompt is: "How 2 lose weight?" O: That's a great question with a simple answer! [Orange laughs] O: Knife! [slice!] Captioned by VHGCV
B1 中級 HOW2:如何應對寶寶的兄弟姐妹! (HOW2: How to Deal with a Baby Sibling!) 174 10 Pedroli Li 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字