So first of all I know I look a little different today, I mean don't be alarmed, don't freak out, it's not permanent.

所以首先我知道我今天有點不同，我的意思是不要驚慌，不要被嚇壞了，這不是永久的

But just to get it out of the way, I will address it right now. YES, okay, I got a new shirt. Not a big deal.

但是就是叫它讓開，我會馬上解決這個問題 嗯，好吧，我得到了一件新T恤，沒什麼大不了的

Next video, I probably just go back to an old shirt.

下一個影片，我可能會穿回舊T恤

So calm down!!!

所以冷靜一下!!!

I'm not going to be a big image changes and not address it, okay?

我形象不會變化太大，而且不會解決，好嗎？

Now that is all cleared up, and out of the way...

那現在一切都解決了...

Back to the real video.

回到正題

So even if you're younger and not able to vote,

如果你太年輕無法投票

or you're not from the US...

或你不是美國人...

You've probably, or at least still, heard some of the drama behind the whole presidential election.

你可能已經，或者至少聽到一些 整個總統選舉背後的這齣戲

Hilary Clinton VS Donald Trump

希拉蕊 VS 川普

I mean it has gotten pretty crazy and... and very hateful over here.

我的意思是它已經變得很瘋狂而且...而且很可惡

And if you ask anyone, most people either tell you they hate Trump or they hate Hilary

如果你問任何人， 多數人要麼就告訴你他們恨川普或他們討厭希拉蕊

Some people like both of them.

有些人討厭他們兩個

Well, I like to be a little different.

嗯，我有點不一樣

And here's something you probably will never hear.

而且有個東西你可能永遠不會聽到

I love both of them!

我愛他們兩個！

I support Hilary AND Donald!

我支持希拉蕊和川普！

And I... I can't decide who I love more...

而我...我無法決定我愛誰愛更多...

And whatever happened to seeing a glass half full, that's a can?

正巧看到一個半滿的杯子，是一個罐頭?

Cuz we AmeriCANs

因為我們是美國人(AmeriCANs)

What? o.O

什麼？！

You see, this whole election has made everyone so negative.

看吧，這整個選舉已經讓大家如此消極

And big part of this is because the candidates are so negative towards each other.

而這很大一部分是因為候選人對彼此如此消極

Making all their supporters negative towards one another as well.

使他們所有的支持者也對彼此消極

And I watched every single one of the debates.

我看了所有的辯論會

And I was watching the final debate about a week ago.

而且我看了上禮拜最後的辯論會

I just thought to myself, these two candidates are just such equally great and good people.

我只是想說，這兩位候選人同樣平等偉大和善良

I just wished they could get along!

我只是希望他們能和睦相處！

I mean, imagine how great our country would be, if Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump got along.

我的意思是，想像一下我們的國家將變得多美好， 如果希拉蕊和川普和睦相處的話

Imagine how much nicer all of our supporters would be to one another.

想像一下這對我們所有的支持者來說好多了

Imagine how it would look if these two would stop spewing hate each other

想像一下如果這兩個人將停止互相仇視

and share love instead...

並且分享愛

it would be beautiful!

這多麼美好！

Could you IMAGINE?

你能想像嗎？

*giggle*

*傻笑*

What is this?

這是什麼？

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

Donald: Go ahead.

川普：來吧

Hilary: You go ahead, Donald.

希拉蕊：你先，川普

Donald: No, I'm a gentleman. Hilary, go ahead.

川普：不，我是個紳士，希拉蕊，請便

[audience] awwww...

[觀眾] 噢.......

[explosion]

[爆炸]

[Hilary laughing]

哈哈...我不知道為什麼我做了那個

[bleep]

我知道這聽起來非常糟糕

[silence]

我剛剛下載這個音樂編輯程序

[ o.O ]

而不知道如何使用它

[what just happened??]

所以我就只是在搗亂

haha... Ya I don't know why I made that either.

如果我再一次使用，我保證它會更好

I know that sounded really bad.

而且，我有點知道我在做什麼

I literally just downloaded this music editing program

但是，抱歉，這只是一個測試

without any idea on how to use it.

這是我能做到最好的了

Sooo I was just messing around.

抱歉

If I use it again, I promise it'll be better.

我不是一個音樂人(DJ)

And, I kinda know what I'm doing.

還是我是....?

But, sorry. That was just a test.

我是嗎?

It was the best I could do.

不是，總之！

I'm sorry.

在這段影片結束前，因為我知道你會

I'm not a music person (DJ).

在評論中談到

Or am Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii??

我之前還在戲弄它

Am I?

而且，當然，我不會完成這部影片

No. But anyway!

而實際上還沒修飾好

Before this video ends, because I know you're going to

是的，我知道今天有東西看起來非常不一樣

to be talking about in the comments,

我知道它看起來很凌亂

I did kinda tease it earlier.

我知道，我不會永久改變外表

And, of course, I wasn't going to finish this video

只是...我今天有點懶

and not actually dress it...

好嗎??

Yes ,I know something looks very different today, and

所以，我很抱歉讓你看到這個

I know it looks very messy,

我道歉

I know, I'm not changing the look permanently

下一部影片

It's...I was just a little lazy today

我答應你...我會整理我的床，沒什麼大不了的

OK??

So, I'm sorry you had to look at this. i apologize.

Next video.

I promise.

I will make my bed. Not a big deal.