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>> YESTERDAY "THE NEW YORK TIMES" REPORTED THAT
昨天的紐約時報報導說
DONALD TRUMP'S STAFF HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT.
唐納川普的幕僚取消了他的推特帳戶
THE FOLLOWING IS A CARTOON REENACTMENT OF HIS REACTION.
底下以卡通版來重演他對此事的反應
>> ALL RIGHT.
好啦
HERE WE GO.
就是這樣
ALL RIGHT.
好耶
ALL RIGHT.
讚啦
3:00 A.M., TIME FOR A TWEET STORM.
凌晨3點鐘,又到我猛推特的時間啦
LET'S SEE WHAT I CAN PINCH OUT.
看看我能推出甚麼好東西
"CROOKED HILLARY ALONG WITH JAY-Z AND BEYONCE-Z
「邪惡的希拉蕊和JAY-Z還有碧昂絲
TOTALLY INCITED VIOLENCE AT MY RALLIES.
在我的地盤上造成大混亂
SAD.
真令人鼻酸
HASHTAG "99 PROBLEMS AND HILLARY IS ALL OF THEM."
#這都是希拉蕊造成的99個問題
END TWEET.
結束,推特
KELLYANNE,WHAT'S GOING ON?I CAN'T TWEET!
凱莉安,我沒辦法推特我的推特
>> DONALD, I TOLD YOU.
唐納,我已經告訴過你了
YOUR TWITTER HAS BEEN DISABLED.
你的推特不能再用了
>> UNACCEPTABLE.
我不能接受啦
I'LL TWEET ABOUT IT.
我要推特這件事
"MY TWITTER HAS BEEN DISABLED.
「我的推特不能用了」
TOTALLY RIGGED BY THE MAINSTREAM TWEEDIA."
一切都是推特主流派搞的鬼
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
哦,這太棒了
AND TWEET!
推 一 下
KELLYANNE, WHY WON'T MY PHONE TWEET?
凱莉安,為什麼我的手機不能推特了?
>> THAT'S NOT A PHONE, DONALD.
那又不是手機,唐納
IT'S A BAR OF SOAP.
那是一塊肥皂啦
>> OF COURSE IT'S A PHONE.
這當然是個手機
IT SAYS DIAL RIGHT ON IT.
這裡明明寫著在這撥號的
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