Name: 每日秀》--設想特朗普總統的第一任期。 (The Daily Show - Envisioning President Trump's First Term)
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TRUMP IMPERSONATOR:  Hi, America, it's me,

The last four years  have been tremendous.

I've done a great job.  Everyone says so.

(grunts) All right. Stay there, stay there.

I've come out of hiding to broadcast one more episode

of The Daily Show.  I know I'm taking a risk.

I'm risking my life and yours by broadcasting the show.

You know, it's like getting a chance with Beyoncé

You got to do it. So what if she has something?

She probably does and p... You got to do it.

People, we cannot let Donald Trump become president again.

I mean, other than the-the Clinton foundation stuff

and, you know, secret speeches and her husband's past.

But other than that, things were going well.

The e-mails a week-a week before the election.

Why is this thing not going? There. There we are.

And then it turned out there was nothing new.

It was just 650,000 of Anthony Weiner's dick pics.

Yeah, it's no wonder that President Trump

Huh? Look at that-- one dick got another dick elected.

And from what I can tell, the only news out there now...

we'll be back with more completely true news.

The Trumpaganda Force used the new libel laws

to shut down legit news sources. It was so sad.

I will never forget the day they took John Oliver away.

that egg safety standards actually vary so widely

No, the... no, the point is unless Congress takes action,

even more of a teeming sea of bacteria, but...

No, no, no! Not the graphic. Not the graphic!

I'm gonna miss you, grown-up Harry Potter face.

You know, they would have taken me away as well.

I had the perfect disguise-- I snuck into Steve Harvey's house,

stole his mustache from his face. The police

But I'll never be sorry for those nights we shared.

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每日秀》--設想特朗普總統的第一任期。 (The Daily Show - Envisioning President Trump's First Term)

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