Donald and Hillary everybody.

[Crowd Cheering & Booing]

Ok settle down.

Settle down.

Donald... heads or tails?

Tails never fails.

Tails it is

you choose who goes first.

I'm gonna let the lady go first

because I'm a gentleman.

[Crowd noise]

Hey

Hey Hill...

Its up to you.

You know what to do.

Hey DJ!

Spin that track.

[Beat Music Starts]

[Voice in crowd] She's CHOKING!

[Crowd making noise]

Now everybody from the big D.C.

Put your politician hands up and follow me.

Its Hilly on the mic here

about to kick a rap

reppin' small business

tryin' to close that wage gap.

Daddy worked a small business

that much is certain

worked in the candle light

making RICH people curtains.

[Crowd reacting]

Trump thinks that women

should be takin' dictation

talkin' noise about the Clinton Foundation.

Let me tell you what will be a sensation

my sensible plan for legalized immigration.

[Crowd Booing]

[Hillary] Yes

[Hillary] Hashtag I'm with her.

Talkin smack about the refugees

women and Islam

you can check the facts

on Hillary Clinton dot com.

I have...

WRONG

Fact check.

WRONG

Fact check.

WRONG

WRONG

WRONG

WRONG

That's cute HIlly

but I told you many times

I know the best words

so I have the best rhymes.

Them crazy eyes

give America the scares

but what scares Hillary

a tiny flight of stairs.

[Crowd making noise & chanting]

She's a Washington Stooge

my hands are super huge

I'm about to spin this mother

like a centrifuge.

I like your pant suit

is your stylist your hubby

looks like you ripped it

off a dead Teletubby.

[Crowd reacting]

You know Donald...

my technicolor pant suit

is none of your concern

but here's a little lesson

that America should learn.

You're business acumen's a whopper

his casino was a fail

thank goodness he's not president

Because you'd be in jail!

[Crowd reacting]

NAFTA

China

on trade she's a WUSSY

I'm about to grab

the Oval Office by the

Woah! Woah! Woah!

[Crowd reacting]

You know what Donald

go and sit on a cactus.

Or better yet

show us all your income taxes.

It's cute

how you're curious

about my net sales

and I'll show you as soon

as you show your emails.

[Crowd reacting]

[To DJ] I don't need a beat for this.

[Music stops]

Hilly

Hilly

You're actin' so silly

a Washington puppet

just like Milli Vanilli.

[Crowd reacting]

Awe... right...

Awe... right...

ok

ok

ok

Hey...

Lets hear it for Donald.

[Crowd cheering]

Ok. Ok. Ok...

Calm down. Calm down...

Hillary

[Crowd cheering]

Ok. Ok. Ok...

You know what...

Too close!

We're going to let America decide...

in November!

Debate Mile...

OUT!

[Beat Music Plays]

[Crowd reacting]