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  • *Sniff*

    *深吸一口氣*

  • Hey Guys

    大家好

  • So you probably already heard

    你一定注意到了吧

  • all the hype around Pokemon GO Right now.

    現在刮起Pokemon GO遊戲熱潮

  • Unless you've been living under a GEOdude

    除非你住在小拳石(GEOdude),不然一定會注意到

  • It's literally everywhere,

    到處都在瘋Pokemon Go

  • Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram

    YouTube、Twitter、Facebook、Instagram

  • and that's just online.

    網路世界隨處可見

  • Turn off your computer, they're talking about it on TV,

    關上電腦,打開電視又是Pokemon Go

  • You go outside to a park or grocery store or anything public,

    走到戶外,公園、超商或其他公共場所

  • there's probably people playing there, too.

    大家忙著捕捉小精靈

  • I mean, there's been so much hype around POKEMON GO

    過度沉迷於Pokemon Go

  • that I've been that I started to see it in places that is not

    現在我不管去哪,都會看到神奇寶貝的蹤影

  • What ?!

    怎麼?!

  • Don't act like you wouldn't catch her too

    別假裝你不會想拿球丟她

  • I mean she's still rare

    這一型的很稀少也,拜託

  • it's better than catching Taylor swift again

    總比再次捕獲野生Taylor swift好些

  • that's all there's around here

    到處都有

  • and NO before you swifties jump to conclusions

    泰勒絲歌迷先別急著罵我

  • I'm not saying that taylor swift is a rattata

    我並不是說Taylor Swift是「小拉達」(rattata)

  • because she looks like a rat

    因為他們長得很像

  • Rattata rattata RATTATA

    Rattata rattata RATTATA

  • it's a vine meme

    那是爆紅圖片(meme)啦

  • RATTATAAAA

    RATTATAAAA

  • she's a rattata because rattatas are everywhere

    之所以稱她為「小拉達」,是因為他們都無所不在

  • and even if you don't wanna see or hear another one

    不管想不想看到或聽到

  • you're still going to

    他們就是一直都在

  • and also because rattata can learn the ability to swift

    另一個原因是,「小拉達」會高速星星(swift)招式

  • and just like taylor swift they might not be the best attack (Kim was the goalkeeper)

    和 Taylor Swift一樣,他們攻擊力可能不是最強的

  • it's still gonna be a hit

    但威力絕不能小覷

  • because swift doesn't miss

    因為他們從不失手

  • ok enough pokemon jargon

    好了,我不再賣弄術語了

  • jargon ?!!?!?!?!

    jargon?!!?!?!?!

  • I don't know why I used that word

    我不知道我幹嘛用這詞

  • I've never used that word before

    從沒用過

  • it's sounds like a pokemon

    聽起來像是某種神奇寶貝

  • jargon JARGGON jargon jargon JAAAAAAARRGGOOOON

    jargon JARGGON jargon jargon JAAAAAAARRGGOOOON

  • see this is exactly what I am talking about

    看吧,這就是我想說的

  • it's the 90's again

    現在很像回到90年代

  • it is all about pokemon

    最紅的就是神奇寶貝

  • it's taking over the world AGAIN

    它又再次捲土重來

  • and this time it's not something you should've been ashamed off

    這次終於可以大方承認了

  • when I played pokemon and collected pokemon cards as a kid I've got to it like almost in secret

    小時候玩遊戲、收集卡片,我都要躲躲藏藏的

  • because back then play pokemon make you a nerd make you uncool

    因為喜歡神奇寶貝的人通常都很呆,一點都不酷

  • and now the table have turned and the chairs well

    但現在情況不一樣囉,風水輪流轉啦

  • we now live in a day and age where playing pokemon does not make you ...

    現在玩神奇寶貝,不會讓你變....

  • well I mean we are all still nerds

    呃,還是呆

  • but there's more of us now

    但現在人多勢眾

  • Pokemon go has once again make pokemon the biggest thing in the world right now

    Pokemon Go讓神奇寶貝再次翻紅

  • and no one should be happier about it than me

    沒人比我更高興

  • I've always been a super-Pokemon fan

    因為我一直都是死忠粉絲

  • I mean I've played all the games from the beginning

    所有遊戲我都玩過

  • Pokemon RED BLUE GREEN YELLOW

    神奇寶貝紅、藍、綠、黃版

  • pokemon snap pokemon pinball

    還有神奇寶貝snap和pinball這兩款電玩

  • I've watched every episode of pokemon that was on TV

    神奇寶貝卡通我每一集都看

  • I've even had the pokemon sound track so I can memorize all the songs

    還買了原聲帶,所有的歌我都會唱

  • Not the part of my life I'm particularly proud of

    這不是太光彩的過去

  • but you need to know how big a pokemon fan I'm in order to truely understand me when I say this

    但可想而知,死忠如我,要說以下這些話有多困難

  • I'm not trying to be a hater or a downer or anything but I can't be the only one who absolustely loves pokemon

    我不是故意要唱衰但我應該不可能是全世界唯一一位喜歡神奇寶貝但

  • that dosn't love pokemon go

    對Pokemon Go有意見的粉絲吧

  • *STFU loosers*

    什麼!!!!!

  • sean : you're just jealous

    sean:你只是嫉妒心作祟

  • diana : you just suck that's why !

    diana :你很遜也

  • paco yellow : oh no sh*t

    paco yellow : 少廢話

  • @!#$%^&*([email protected]#$%^^&*()

  • Oh I forgot to put the black bars

    呃,我忘了來些後製

  • and now the text

    再來些字幕

  • *what it's like having an

    *2016年民主時代

  • opinion in 2016*

    自由發表意見的下場*

  • Pretty accurate

    一語中的啊

  • Look I don't hate the game

    聽著,我不討厭這款遊戲啦

  • but in my honest opinion I was a little disapointed

    但說老實話是有點失望

  • specially after all the commercials they put out

    畢竟他們推出的廣告很讚

  • that .. to get every body excited about it and trust me I had normal expectations I wasn't expecting the game to look like the commercial

    萬眾期待啊,我並沒有期望遊戲像廣告說的那般神奇

  • it's an unrealistic expectation

    這太不切實際

  • well maybe not I mean there's virtual reality now

    好啦,其實有一點,畢竟虛擬實境都推出了

  • but to go from this to this

    不過這也落差太大

  • it's a little misleading

    是不是有點「欺騙社會」

  • I still think it's a great idea

    我覺得這創意很不錯

  • and I know the game took like 10 or 20 years to get done

    或許還要10幾、20年,技術才能跟上

  • but I still think it wasn't ready to be released

    但我還是覺得不必急於推出

  • .... it's not really pokemon yet

    這不是我理想中的神奇寶貝遊戲啊

  • it's a google maps styled with pokemon

    這只是神奇寶貝包裝的谷歌地圖

  • it's pokemon least like pokemon game WHAT I'M I saying?!

    這是最不像神奇寶貝遊戲的神奇寶貝,我在說什麼啊?!

  • that did not make sense

    令人摸不著頭緒

  • how do I describe that better in 2016

    我該如何用2016的話來形容呢

  • Oh

    噢,對了

  • pokemon go is basically google maps mixed with four square with a pokemon snapchat filter on it

    Pokemon Go=谷歌地圖+four square+神奇寶貝snapchat濾鏡

  • fam

    (胡言亂語中...)

  • *are you okey ryan ?*

  • with no chill

  • lit

  • savage

  • I'm still hyped

    我還是很興奮啦

  • but you know what its not even the look of pokemon go that bothers me

    雖然離真正的神奇寶貝遊戲還有段距離

  • I can get pass that

    我可以等

  • It's the fact that half the time you can’t sign into the game

    重點是你常無法登入

  • because the servers are down

    因為伺服器當機

  • or they're experiencing difficulties

    或者程式面臨到所謂「技術問題」

  • and maybe it's just me but even when you can sign in

    可能我比較衰吧,不過就算能夠順利登入

  • when you are playing the game it just freezes randomly

    玩遊戲時畫面也會卡住

  • specially for some reason when you finally catch something

    好不容易捕捉到精靈時更會如此

  • something that you spent a lot of time looking for

    你可是花了大把時間才找到的

  • and it kills batterie faster than any game I ever played before

    而且這遊戲超級耗電

  • I can go on for a long time

    缺點還有很多啦

  • but I didn't made this video to hate on pokemon go

    不過這不是本部影片重點

  • in fact I actually hope the game becomes more successful so that they can put some money into it and then I can finally play it

    我其實是希望這款遊戲能更成功、投入更多金錢、做得更好

  • and who knows (1.0)

    現在爆紅賺錢後

  • the game is so popular and they're making so much money that they probably are working on a second version that looks like the commercial

    他們搞不好開始設計2.0版,就像廣告展示的那般神奇

  • so for all of you that haven't given a shot yet specially if you're someone who loves pokemon like me

    所以還沒玩過的人,若你和我一樣是死忠粉絲

  • Don't have high expectations and it's still a fun game

    奉勸不要期望過高,不過這遊戲還是很好玩

  • I mean when you can actually play it

    如果伺服器沒當機的話

  • just don't expect it to look like the commercials

    別期待它和廣告裡頭的遊戲一樣棒

  • Don't expect it to be what we all wish for as kids POKEMON in the real world

    別期待它和我們小時候想像的神奇寶貝一樣讚

  • cuz it's not quite there yet

    因為它還無法做到那種程度

  • in the downtime that I was actually waiting for the pokemon go servers to come back I wiped something together to help you with that

    趁著伺服器當機、等待連線時,我編了首歌曲

  • Here's a more honest commercial for what Pokemon go is really like

    誠實版的Pokemon Go廣告

  • in the form of the same show that we all grow up with and loved watching except for the kids who did not know that show existed

    搭配的是以前卡通主題曲,不知道的人可能還是不知道

  • fam lit savage no chill *never say never to drugs*

    (胡言亂語中 )

  • DAAAB

  • OMG I'm not gonna put that in YES I'M

    我沒要放這段影片啦,才怪,我就是要放

  • I wanna be the very best at Pokemon GO because

    我要成為第一,Pokemon GO比高低

  • In real life, My life's a mess, And this game gives me a cause,

    現實生活一團糟,遊戲賜我重生契機

  • I will travel across the lanes, I almost hit that guy

    來回穿過街道,路人差點閃避不及

  • But it's okay, He didn't notice, Because he was inside, Pokemon Go, walk in to a tree, hit a kid, step on someones feet, Pokemon Go, with your best friends, but don't look or talk to them

    但這又何妨,他絲毫未注意,因為全心投入遊戲,Pokemon Go,撞上樹木、傷及兒童、踩踏別人的腳,Pokemon Go, 夥同三五好友加入,但彼此不對眼交談

  • Pokemon Go, red, yellow, or blue

    Pokemon Go, 紅黃藍三分天下

  • if you're not on my team

    若不與我並肩作戰

  • f*uck you, drop everything, look there's Mewtwo, Pokemon Go

    非友即敵,放下手邊一切,Mewtwo待你捕捉,Pokemon Go

  • It's about throwing balls

    丟出寶貝球

  • Let us play with our balls,Pokemon,

    加入一起玩球吧,Pokemon,

  • on the last episode of pokemon go Ryan finally spotted the rarest pokemon MEWTOW

    Pokemon Go的大結局,Ryan終於找到最稀有的神奇寶貝「超夢」(MEWTOW)

  • with only seconds to react Ryan finally throw his pokeball and ...

    他以迅雷不及掩耳的速度丟出寶貝球...

  • I'm not even joking look what poped out

    我沒開玩笑,你看

  • Our servers are humbled by your incredible response we are working to resolve this issue please try again soon !

    伺服器修復中,請稍後再試

  • I love this game *Bye again*

    我愛死這款遊戲了

  • *TEEHEE again*

*Sniff*

*深吸一口氣*

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