Name: 【Nigahiga】成為叛逆浪子的終極指南！ (How To Be Edgy!)
Uploaded: 2021-08-12T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 7 min 13 s

But as usual, I went back home to Hawaii for the holidays.

但一如往常，我回夏威夷度假了。

And I had a lot of time to really reflect on myself.

And I realized that I need to make some changes.

Most of you guys already know I've been doing Youtube for such a long time and during that time I'd say 95% of the content was always relatively clean.

很多人都知道我當 Youtuber 很久了在這段期間我敢說有95%的內容都還蠻乾淨的。

I mean not like Disney channel clean, but I've never shown my drugs and alcohol, or anything too sexual.

當然不是像迪士尼頻道那樣乾淨但我從來沒有秀出毒品、酒，或是過於情色的東西。

I haven't even cursed on this channel without it getting bleeped.

我甚至從來沒有罵過需要消音的髒話。

At least recently, I might have done something when I was younger.

至少近期是這樣啦，我青年魯莽的時候可能有。

I mean, I can't even say the s-word and they say that on tv now.

我的意思是，我連 s 開頭的字眼都不能講，在電視上卻可以常常聽到。

You know the word *bleep*, see what I'm talking about, it's a bunch of bull *bleep*

你知道 (消音) 吧，懂我在說什麼了嗎？這一切真是 (消音)

This is what happens when I try to curse here.

這就是我想罵髒話時會遇到的狀況。

哈，也許我有辦法罵髒話。 (跟下咒是同一個字)

You see this? This is why it gets censored.

看到了嗎？這就是我被消音的原因。

This is 'PG MODE.' That's what I'm on right now. It's ON.

這是"保護級"的開關它現在是開著的。

Look at Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, even Selena Gomez.

看看小賈斯丁、麥莉希拉還有賽琳娜·戈梅茲。

They all switched off their "PG" switch and went from clean innocent stars to the drug using, bucket peeing, sexy, sexual, sex superstars.

他們全都關掉保護級開關，從天真無邪的童星轉變成吸毒、在桶子裡小便、性感的超級巨星。

And at first everyone thought, including myself, well that-- they're just ruining their career.

一開始，包括我自己，都覺得他們在自我毀滅。

And now they're doing better than ever because that is what people want, which is why it is my time to break free.

但他們現在好的不得了，因為那些就是大家想看的，因此是時候輪到我突破了。

By the end of this video, I'm gonna be switching this off for good. I'm not gonna kill myself. I don't know why I did this.

為了變得更好，在這部影片結束前我會把它關掉。我才沒有要殺了自己我不知道剛剛為什麼要做這個手勢。

No more Mr. Nice Ryan. No more clean innocent videos. It's time.

在也沒有 Ryan 好好先生了。再也沒有純潔的影片了。是時候了！

Oh, you thought this was gonna be a vlog?

噢，你以為這只是另一部影音日誌？

That's something the old Ryan Higa would do.

那是以前的 Ryan Higa 才會做的事。

Guess what? The old Ryan Higa, he's dead.

你知道嗎？以前的 Ryan Higa 已經死了。

This is the new and improved Ryan Higa, The Edgy Ryan Higa, Redgy Higa.

在你眼前的是全新進化的 Ryan Higa，叛逆的 Ryan Higa， Redgy Higa！

By the time you finish this video, this switch is going off for good.

為了變得更好，在你看完這部影片時，也是關掉它的時候了。

歡迎來到「叛逆的秘訣」。我是 Redgy。

Yeah, I introduced myself twice, but that's the first lesson of being edgy.

沒錯，我自我介紹了兩次，但那就是如何叛逆的第一步。

叛逆的人們不做符合常理的事。

我們不被社會的刻板印象束縛。

I mean, look at me. Look at what I'm wearing right now.

我的意思是，看看我，看看我穿得是什麼。

See this jacket? The zipper don't go straight at the middle like every single other jacket.

看到這件外套了嗎？它的拉鍊不像一般的外套位在中間。

It goes a little to the right. Why? 'Cause *beep* society. That's why.

它偏到右邊去了為什麼呢？因為去X的普羅大眾觀點。就是那樣 。

Now, look at my pants. Ripped. No big deal, right?

現在，看看我的褲子。破了。沒什麼是吧？

They're just ripped pants. Well, guess what.

不過就是一條破褲。但你知道嗎？

And I know you guys can't see it right now, but I had some bad milk with my cereal today and now I got diarrhea.

還有，我知道你們看不到但我今天早上用壞掉的牛奶配麥片，而且還開始拉肚子。

Guess what color underwear I still chose to wear.

但你知道我仍舊選了什麼顏色的內褲來穿嗎？

Now, if you really want to be edgy, you gotta commit.

現在，如果你真的想叛逆，就必須付出代價。

Just wearing edgy clothes is nothing 'cause you can change.

只穿叛逆的衣服不代表什麼，因為你想換就可以換。

But if you really commit like how I did, that's a sign of a true edgy person.

但如果你能像我一樣投入，才真正代表你是個叛逆的人。

根本不是我原本的髮色，我染了。

But it's not gonna come off until I shower later.

但這要等到我洗澡的時候才會掉色啊。

but they still will leave a really dark red mark when I take them off later.

但等到我把這些環拿下來時，還是會留下深紅色的痕跡。

And most importantly, if you want to be edgy, you gotta have tats.

最重要的，如果你真心想要叛逆就一定要有刺青。

Every edgy person you can think of has tats.

所有你想得到的叛逆人物都有刺青。

And I know you guys think you know what I'm gonna say, but no.

我知道你們以為你們猜得到我接下來要說什麼，大錯特錯。

Tell me how many people are brave enough to get something like that.

告訴我，有誰有勇氣刺一個自己看不懂的東西？

A lot of people get this tattoo because they love their mom.

很多人刺這個是為了表達對媽媽的愛。

But I got this one, 'cause...from when I punch my mom in the heart.

但我刺這個是因為，因為...我揍了我媽的心。

So edgy the stories behind the tats didn't even happen yet.

叛逆到它們的故事都還沒發生。

This is the story of when I got a copyright claim from Disney.

這個故事就是，迪士尼告我侵犯著作權。

Alright. Now that you look the part and dress the part, here's the final step before you can turn this bad boy off and start to say words like *bleep*.

好的現在你的外表有了，穿著也有了，終於來到了最後一步 你才可以關掉保護級設定，然後就可以說出 (消音) 這樣的字了。

剩下的就是讓你的行為舉止也叛逆。

'Cause edgy people, we live on the edge all the time.

因為叛逆的人們總是遊走在邊緣。

Like right now, I'm literally sitting at the edge of my seat.

就像現在，我確實是坐在我椅子的邊緣。

When I sleep, I sleep at the edge of the bed.

which is located at the edge of Las Vegas,

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