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  • Noah Sanders. Here for the job interview.

  • Please take a seat. Mr. Weinstein will see you next.

  • [lounge music]

  • ♪ ♪

  • Job interviews, huh?

  • Never fun.

  • Okay, just...

  • I get it. Stay focused.

  • Cool.

  • Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

  • [clicks tongue]

  • [laughter]

  • Oh.

  • - Yeah. - Whoo-hoo!

  • That was a big laugh.

  • [exhales]

  • (Weinstein) Oh, no!

  • - I did it! - No, you didn't!

  • - I did it. - [laughter]

  • Jeez.

  • Is this a job interview or The Carol Burnett Show?

  • - You know what I mean? - [laughter]

  • Oh, sir, sir, sir.

  • - Oh, my God, that is too rich. - Oh, well.

  • Thanks so much for coming in, Adam.

  • Of course, and you better stay away

  • from that Chinese food there.

  • Oh, my God, you got that right.

  • That's done--it's done a number on my stomach.

  • - [martial arts shouts] - [grunting]

  • Here's your fortune.

  • You're gonna be sick in a half hour.

  • [laughter]

  • Oh, my gosh, what an absolute delight, Adam.

  • It's been great, and--can I tell you something real quick?

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • I don't even care if I get this job

  • because I know I've made a friend for life.

  • What a terrific attitude.

  • What a great goddamn attitude.

  • Yup.

  • You son of a gun.

  • You know what?

  • Right quick, before you leave, I want to give you something.

  • No, sir, I can't take any more gifts.

  • This whole thing has been a gift.

  • My brother passed away.

  • [somber music]

  • 21 years ago.

  • Wow.

  • We were estranged,

  • and he became ill,

  • and he gave this to me as a peace offering.

  • Ohh.

  • And then one day when we were on the ocean,

  • he fell overboard on a boat very much like this one

  • and died.

  • I saw him struggling all the way

  • as a riptide just pulled him down.

  • That bitch ocean.

  • Would you please accept this as a--as a token

  • of my gratitude for you bringing joy back into my life?

  • Under any other circumstance, I would refuse,

  • but I will accept this gift today

  • because I know how much it means to you.

  • So I will.

  • Thank you.

  • Ahoy, matey.

  • [both laugh]

  • Ahoy, matey.

  • [laughter]

  • How is that funny?

  • Bernadette.

  • Bernadette.

  • - Are you hearing any of this? - Oh, my God.

  • This guy. How do you keep a straight face all day?

  • [laughter]

  • She's--isn't she sweet?

  • Sweeter than pie. Sweeter than pie.

  • Oh, my God.

  • God damn it, I love your fucking energy.

  • Well, what can I say, sir?

  • I am solar powered.

  • [screaming laughter]

  • [continues laughing]

  • Really?

  • You like-- you like that one, huh?

  • Oh, thanks so much, Adam.

  • Terrific. [laughs]

  • Best interview I've ever been a part of in my entire life.

  • Okay, who's next?

  • You? Ready? Let's go. Chop-chop.

  • Here we go. [clapping]

  • Come on, let's go.

  • Okay.

  • Hoo-hoo!

  • Hoo!

  • Requesting permission to come on board, sir.

  • Hi, Noah Sanders the name.

  • Sorry to hear about your brother.

  • Maybe we could get some Chinese food after this?

  • - [clicks tongue] - All right. All right.

  • Okay, take it easy.

  • Jeez, settle down, turbo.

Noah Sanders. Here for the job interview.

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