字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - I'm scared for you to have my phone. - Who do you think I am? Like- - I know who you are. (laughter) (soft jazz music) - She's married and I'm single. I think Jake's gonna know. Don't you think? - He might. - I mean, you guys text regularly, or not? - Yeah. - Like, what do you guys text each other? (laughter) - I don't know. - I'm a straight girl. Taylor is a lesbian. - Probably get some, like, messages on Hinge and Tinder and Bumble. - I can't think of a better friend than a friend who helps you get laid. (record scratches) - What? - Oh, it's on. - No, I'm not ready. (hysterical mumbling) - I just have to delete a couple texts. - Oh, my God. (soft jazz music) - Oh, man. I'm gonna change your life. - I'm gonna change your life. - We are on hour one. - I've already matched with three ladies. - I think 99% of the texts have had some sort of emoji, and that is making people believe I'm Sarah. - I've probably told her husband that I love him about five times today. - Jenny is officially trying to ruin my life. I just got on my Facebook on my laptop. Jenny checked in at a gas station. "Thinking of growing my hat collection." (soft jazz music) The only solution here is to fight fire with fire. (woosh) - While I was at the gym, Taylor went a little overboard. (record scratches) You asked my Facebook friends for anti-diarrhea medication. How is that okay? - Her own husband does not know. - No one caught on. - No one caught on. - There's probably gonna be a lot of messages on Hinge and Bumble, a little bit of Tinder. - I am so efficient that last night I had a dude ready to come over immediately. "You're pretty fine *eggplant*" - My goal was to get Jake to ask Morgan out on a nice date. - Oh, I like that goal. - I didn't accomplish my goal. (laughter) - Oh, dang it. - I found some good matches for you, and I hope you keep talking to them, so - Thank you. - You're welcome. I hope you continue that. I'm unmatching everyone you matched me with. (soft music) - I wouldn't do it again. - No, we would not do this again. - I guess we both care, like, what people think about us a little too much. - Yeah - I don't want this ever again. (kiss) - Did you really set me up on a date? - Yes. 100% - I see. You have seriously- - Drinks on Saturday night. - It's a double date, though. - It's a double date. - That's so awkward. - I know. - Do you even go on double dates?