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- Hey, Andrew, are you and Ashley dating?
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- Ashley. Well, no, but...
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- Awesome, so she's single. Thanks!
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I'm gonna go for it!
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(upbeat music)
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- Ugh. Everyone's being so creepy tonight.
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If another guy comes up to me,
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can you pretend to be my girlfriend?
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- Yeah, if we can make out.
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- (laughs) You're silly.
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My neck hurts so bad.
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Can you just massage right here?
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- Yeah!
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- It's killing me. (groans in pleasure)
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- There?
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- Yeah, perfect.
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What did I do?
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- I don't know, maybe you slept weird.
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- Ugh, Andrew won't text me back.
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- Well he's the worst.
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- I know, I wish I was a lesbian.
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I feel like it'd be easier.
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Then I could date Jennifer Lawrence.
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- And we both think Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift
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are together, and we both love Beyonce.
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We just have so much in common.
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- Because you guys are friends.
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- No, there's like a connection there.
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- I think you guys are just friends.
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Maybe, like, good friends.
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- I think I'm about to get my period.
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Do my boobs look big to you?
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- Than usual? I don't, um...
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- Yeah, they're definitely bigger.
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- This is an impossible question.
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- Thank you for getting the door.
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- Oh, you're welcome!
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- You're basically my wife.
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- Aw.
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- Let's go.
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(coughs)
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- Water?
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- Oh, thanks. You're so sweet to me.
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Why can't guys be this sweet to me?
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I wish I could just date you.
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I fucking hate men.
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- Yeah. Yeah, they're gross.
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You hate them. We hate them.
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- Selfie!
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(camera clicks)
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- Awww!
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- Perfect!
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- This is bullshit.
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- I know.
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