When your bra is stabbing you

當你的胸罩戳著你時

your bra strap is showing.

你的胸罩帶子露出來了

When people say "Your bra strap is showing"

當人告訴你 "你的胸罩帶子露出來了"

Bras in general

大致上都是胸罩的問題

Walking in heels

穿高跟鞋走路

Bringing a tampon

帶衛生棉

to the bathroom

進浴室時

When your hair gets stuck in your lipgloss

當你的頭髮被唇蜜黏到時

When you break your hairtie

當你把髮圈扯斷時

or your ponytail hurts your head

或你綁的馬尾讓你頭痛時

having to shave

必須要刮...

everything

所有地方

When you sit in a skirt and your ass touches the seat

當你穿裙子時屁股碰到座位時

this... sup? sup? sup girl, what's up?

這件事... 怎樣? 怎樣? 怎樣 女孩，你怎樣?

Trying to get your jewelry untangled from this nightmare

試著把你的珠寶從這場噩夢中解開

When you cry and it makes you look like a melting panda

當你哭時你看起來像融化中的熊貓

When you get a manicure and it chips the next day

當你做手部護理後隔天指甲就斷了

When we get paid less than men

當我們的薪水比男人少

But hey...

但嘿...

Our pockets are too shallow anyway

誰叫我們的口袋比較淺 (女生褲子口袋比較淺，這應該是諷刺另一項缺點)