Hi, mom.

嗨媽

Mom, Derick's car got towed.

媽，Derick的車子被拖吊了

Quinta has a boyfriend.

Quita 交了男朋友

No, I don't.

我才沒有

Yes, she does.

她有

No, I do not, mom.

媽，我沒有

She does, we met him.

她有，我們見過他了

He has a weird haircut.

他的髮型很怪

I'm just gonna go freshen up

我要去梳洗一下

but you can wait in the living room.

你可以在客廳等我

Alright.

好

You play sports?

你運動嗎

Yeah.

會啊

What sports?

哪一類的運動？

Um.

嗯

You're probably trash.

你應該很蹩腳

It don't matter.

無所謂

Aye, what kind of haircut is that?

喂，那是什麼髮型啊？

Oh it's like short on the side and then long on top.

噢，就是兩側短上面長

You're mom cut your hair?

你媽幫你剪的？

Honestly, sometimes.

老實說，有時候是

Hey Justin, you ready?

Justin，你準備好了沒？

Yes.

好了

Okay.

好

Thank god.

謝天謝地

I kinda liked him.

我有點喜歡他

Yo, watch out for the soldiers.

喂，注意那些軍人

I died, I died, I'm dead.

我死了，我死了，我死了

I'm gonna go to the kitchen I guess.

我要去廚房

You want anything?

你需要什麼嗎？

Nah, I'm good.

不用，沒關係

Do you want anything?

你需要什麼嗎？

Nah, I'm good, man.

不用，真的沒關係

Alright.

好吧！

Ooh, pretzels.

哦，脆餅耶！

Bro, I just asked you if you wanted anything.

老兄，我剛才不是問你需不需要什麼嗎？

(doorbell ringing)

(門鈴響)

Oh hi.

嗨

It's so good to see you.

見到你實在是太好了

Quinta, who's your friend?

Quinta，這位是？

This is my friend Sharise.

這是我的朋友 Sharise

Sharise this is Chris.

Sharise，這是Chris

Nice to meet you.

很高興見到你

Nice to meet you too.

我也很高興見到你

Don't.

少來

I'm so sorry.

真抱歉

No, stop you should come over.

不，你應該過來這裡

Stop!

停止！

Stop it!

停止！

Move!

走開！

You look so cute.

你好可愛

Thank you.

謝謝

I went 140 miles per hour.

我每小時140英哩

What's wrong?

怎麼了？

I know you hear me.

我知道你聽到我的聲音了

Chris!

Chris！

Do the Cheesecake Factory.

我們去 Cheesecake Factory

We can go to another--

我們還可以去另一個 ⸺

Hey, Justin.

嗨，Justin

Look what I found in her bathroom.

看我在她的浴室裡發現什麼

Everything you know is a lie.

你知道的一切都是謊言

Everything you know is a lie.

你知道的一切都是謊言

It's off her head.

這不是她的頭髮

It's off of her head.

這不是她的頭髮

This is for my dance recital.

這是我舞蹈表演要用的

Go!

走開！

(sighing) Can we watch something else?

(嘆氣) 我們可不可以看別的？

No, this is the best part.

不可以，這是最精彩的部分

Iron Man's about to make the ultimate sacrifice.

鋼鐵人準備要做出最大的犧牲了

But the game's on.

但是比賽已經開始了

So.

所以呢？

Yo.

喂

Come on.

拜託

There we go.

這就對了

Stop!

住手！

Give me the remote or I'm calling mom.

把遙控器給我不然我就打電話給媽媽

Go for it.

去啊

I'm gonna call her right now.

我現在要打了喔

Let me see your phone Garret.

Garret，把電話給我

Does she know you have a Asian boyfriend?

媽媽知道你有個亞裔男友嗎？

Does she know that you talk

媽媽知不知道道你在街上

to Lorraine from down the street?

和 Lorraine聊天？

Chill.

冷靜

Really?

至於嗎？

Did you know Quinta hasn't been home for a week?

妳知道 Quinta 一個禮拜都不在家嗎？

Okay, bye mom.

媽，拜拜

Six weeks.

六週

Actually a month.

其實是一個月

What is she doing?

她在幹嘛？

How petty.

真卑鄙耶！

(upbeat music)

(輕快的音樂)