Name: Meanwhile... Push 2 For Spanish | A Very Brady Landmark | New Subway Ads
Uploaded: 2026-03-30T16:55:55.000Z
Duration: 5 min 9 s

Give it up for Louis Cato and the great, big Joy Machine.

掌聲鼓勵 Louis Cato 和超棒的 Joy Machine！

Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most Hamburg parsley turnip, alta sweet rutabaga,

各位，如果你有看節目，就知道我大部分時間都在處理漢堡香芹、蕪菁、阿爾塔甜蕪菁

and carrots with roasted garlic before mashing with Lascaux's Brackens butter and Arlo Côte heavy cream and freshly grated nutmeg to make the balanced and hearty Swedish råtmost.

和烤大蒜的胡蘿蔔，然後用 Lascaux 的 Brackens 奶油和 Arlo Côte 的鮮奶油，還有現磨的肉荳蔻來搗成泥，做出均衡又豐盛的瑞典燉菜。

But sometimes, sometimes, folks, I, uh sometimes I startle a raccoon into hawking up its partially chewed watermelon rind into a discarded tuna can filled with drain water and dine out on the puddle chud of news.

但有時候，有時候，各位，我、呃，有時候我會嚇到一隻浣熊，讓牠把嚼了一半的西瓜皮吐進一個裝滿排水的廢棄鮪魚罐頭裡，然後享用這灘新聞的泥沼。

That's the only that's the only award I ever need is Meanwhile.

那是我唯一需要的獎項，就是「同時」。

Meanwhile, in Washington State, in the past few months, callers to Washington's Department of Licensing who have requested service in Spanish have instead heard an AI voice speaking English in a strong Spanish accent.

同時，在華盛頓州，過去幾個月來，打電話給華盛頓州監理廳要求西班牙語服務的民眾，卻聽到一個AI語音，帶著濃厚的西班牙口音說著英文。

或者，就像西班牙語說的，nono。

You push 2 for Spanish, and this is what you got.

你按2選西班牙語，然後就會聽到這個。

Thank you for calling the Department of Licensing Customer Support Center.

感謝您致電監理廳客戶支援中心。

For assistance with scheduling a driver licensing office appointment.

協助預約駕照辦公室的相關事宜。

天啊，我的西班牙語越來越好了。

我幾乎聽懂了她說的全部內容。

Meanwhile, the German woman who holds the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of Barbies earned a second title by identifying all the dolls while blindfolded.

同時，一位擁有金氏世界紀錄最多芭比娃娃收藏的德國女子，在矇眼辨識所有娃娃後，又獲得了第二個頭銜。

Meanwhile, the Brady Bunch House has officially been declared an historic landmark.

同時，《邁阿密萬花筒》的房子正式被列為歷史地標。

I mean, the Brady Bunch is truly an authentic television time capsule of our culture, because if you made a show these days with that many step-siblings, it would be porn.

我是說，《邁阿密萬花筒》真的是我們文化的真實電視時光膠囊，因為如果現在拍一部有這麼多繼兄弟姊妹的影集，那肯定會是情色片。

Meanwhile, there's big primate news because researchers in Spain gave quartz and calcite to chimpanzees,

同時，有個關於靈長類動物的大消息，因為西班牙的研究人員給了黑猩猩石英和方解石，

and it turns out the chimps are really into crystals.

結果發現，這些黑猩猩對水晶很著迷。

All this time we thought of chimps as our primate cousins,

一直以來，我們都把黑猩猩當成我們的靈長類表親，

but they're more like our primate aunt who lives in New Mexico.

但牠們更像是住在新墨西哥州的靈長類遠房阿姨。

Meanwhile, in June, the New York Subway system will decide whether to play ads in subways that they're calling station audio advertisements.

同時，在六月，紐約地鐵系統將決定是否在地鐵裡播放廣告，他們稱之為「車站音訊廣告」。

Uh, we actually have audio no, we actually have audio of one of the new ads.

呃，我們其實有音訊，不，我們其實有其中一個新廣告的音訊。

And listen, you I guarantee you you will hear them, because the MTA says the ads will play at 75 decibels, which is roughly the same volume as a vacuum cleaner or chamber music in a small auditorium.

聽著，我保證你一定會聽到它們，因為 MTA 表示廣告會以 75 分貝播放，這大約跟吸塵器或小型音樂廳裡的室內樂差不多大聲。

Now, it turns out that the people offering that measurement, the researchers, are from Yale University.

現在，原來提供這個測量的人，也就是研究人員，來自耶魯大學。

Chamber music in a small auditorium is the most Yale way to measure sound I have ever heard.

小型音樂廳裡的室內樂，是我聽過最耶魯大學的測量聲音方式了。

Why, that's the volume of six Wiffem poofs in distress.

喔，那是六個 Wiffem poofs 在痛苦中的音量。

Yes, I suppose you could measure sound in power tools.

是啊，我想你也可以用電動工具來測量聲音。

We are poor little lambs who have lost our way.

我們是迷失方向的無辜小綿羊。

But these ads may end up being even louder, because the last time the MTA did this was a few years ago when they played ads for The Lion King, which they promised would only be 78 decibels,

但這些廣告可能會更響，因為上次 MTA 做這件事是幾年前，當時他們播放《獅子王》的廣告，承諾只有 78 分貝，

but ended up playing at a staggering 99 decibels, which is louder than a blender.

結果卻高達 99 分貝，比果汁機還大聲。

Okay, I think they were just honoring that scene from the movie.

好的，我想他們只是在致敬電影裡的那個場景。

We'll be right back with Michelle Pfeiffer.

我們馬上回來，與蜜雪兒·菲佛一起。

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