Name: MAGA 經濟學？高油價轉變成愛國主義？藍德·保羅和馬克韋恩·馬林槓上了！| 選ero (MAGA Spins High Oil Prices Into Patriotism & Rand Paul Beefs with Markwayne Mullin | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2026-03-26T02:11:11.000Z
Duration: 11 min 22 s
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As the war continues into its third week, oil prices are skyrocketing, which is devastating for everyday Americans like commuters, truck drivers, and

戰爭進入第三週，油價飆漲，這對通勤族、卡車司機等一般美國人來說是毀滅性的打擊，

that guy from Dune who lives in a pool of oil.

還有那位住在油池裡的《沙丘》角色。

情態副詞

He can only afford to bathe in a kiddie pool now.

他現在只能在兒童戲水池裡洗澡了。

這不會影響到我。」那就錯了。

Now, if oil prices keep rising, this flows through to a lot of areas.

現在，如果油價持續上漲，這會連帶影響到很多地方。

Heating oil goes up, airline ticket prices go up, delivery services, public transit can go up, and

暖氣油、機票、貨運服務、大眾運輸的價格都會上漲，

還有雜貨、育兒、長照的費用。

I swear to God, if this means my grandmother can't send me $10 for my birthday, she's dead to me.

我發誓，如果這代表我奶奶不能在生日時給我 10 塊錢，我就跟她斷絕關係。

For those of you who drop your Nana off on a Delta flight in the morning and just let her circle around in the sky all day, it's going to get a lot more expensive.

各位，如果你們早上把奶奶送到達美航空的班機上，讓她在天上飛一整天，這會變得貴很多。

those tennis balls old people put on the bottom of their walkers come directly through the Strait of Hormuz.

那些老人家放在助行器底部的網球，是直接從荷姆茲海峽運來的。

So high gas prices have MAGA world in a tricky position now because there's no way to spin it as a good thing to the American people.

所以高油價讓 MAGA 陣營陷入兩難，因為不可能向美國民眾解釋這是好事。

People are talking like this at the end of the world.

大家講話都好像世界末日一樣。

We're hardly ever called on to sacrifice anything anymore.

我們幾乎再也沒被要求犧牲什麼了。

Americans are going to have to make some sacrifices.

For gas prices to go up a little bit is suddenly raising so much concern.

汽油價格稍微上漲一點點，就突然引起這麼大的關注。

I mean, think, think, think of how much worse it was in World War II than what we're facing now.

我是說，想想，想想，想想二戰時期比我們現在面臨的情況糟多少。

It's not as bad as the worst war in human history.

這不像人類歷史上最糟糕的戰爭那麼糟。

I mean, you can dismiss any concerns that way.

我是說，你可以這樣輕描淡寫任何擔憂。

Oh, you're upset because home ownership is out of reach?

喔，你很不高興，因為買房遙不可及？

Instead of shaming the American public for complaining about prices, a more thoughtful appeal might help.

與其因為美國民眾抱怨物價而羞辱他們，不如提出更周到的呼籲可能會有所幫助。

This is short term, and I'm asking you to just trust the man, OK?

這是短期的，我請你相信這位先生，好嗎？

Hold on for, like, two to three tanks of gas for an it'll be an extra 10 to 12 bucks a tank.

等個兩三桶油，每桶會多個 10 到 12 塊。

You don't know how many tanks of gas I go through, man.

你不知道我一天要用多少油，老兄。

我老婆剛加入一個東京甩尾俱樂部。

She's going to Tokyo Drift right through our kids' college fund.

她會把我們孩子的學費基金都甩光。

This is just temporary pain that'll all be worth it in the long term.

這只是暫時的陣痛，長遠來看都會是值得的。

I'm sure everyday Americans will understand and will take this in stride.

我確定美國的普通民眾都會理解，並且會欣然接受。

If you could say something to President Trump and he was going to hear you right now, what would it be?

如果你有機會跟川普總統說話，他現在聽得到，你會說什麼？

Well, well, someone's not getting an invite to the new ballroom.

嗯哼，看來有人收不到舞會的邀請函了。

I'm sure that lady was probably just another Trump derangement syndrome liberal who makes her morning macho with a Ruth Bader Ginsburg whiss.

我確定那位女士大概只是另一個川普症候群的自由派人士，她早上會喝一杯露絲·拜登·金斯堡來提神。

Let's hear what else this member of the resistance had to say.

來聽聽這位抵抗組織成員還有什麼要說的。

Just imagine how angry she'll be when she votes for him a fourth time.

想像一下，她第四次投給他時會有多生氣。

Well, let's move on because, unfortunately, for Trump, it's not going well for him on Capitol Hill either.

好了，我們繼續，因為對川普來說，很不巧，他在國會山莊那邊也不順利。

Two weeks ago, he sent Kristi Noem to the great costume bin in the sky.

兩週前，他把克莉絲蒂·諾姆送進了那個巨大的服裝箱裡。

And when Trump thought about who should replace Noem as head of Homeland Security, only one name came to mind.

而且川普在想誰該接替諾姆擔任國土安全部長時，腦中只有一個名字。

That happened to be two names smushed into one name: Markwayne Mullen.

那名字剛好是兩個名字壓成一個：Markwayne Mullen。

He had his confirmation hearing today, and

some people were expecting fireworks because Markwayne has bad blood with committee chairman Rand Paul.

有些人預期會有火爆場面，因為Markwayne跟委員會主席Rand Paul有宿怨。

In fact, you might remember that 10 years ago, Rand Paul got beat up by his neighbor when he was mowing the lawn.

事實上，你可能還記得，十年前Rand Paul在割草時，被他的鄰居痛打了一頓。

And since then, Markwayne Mullen has taken the side of the neighbor.

從那之後，Markwayne Mullen就站在鄰居那邊。

I believe we have a quote from Mullen about Paul.

我相信我們有Mullen對Paul的引述。

Rand Paul's a freaking snake, and I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did.

Rand Paul是個該死的蛇，我完全理解他的鄰居為什麼會那樣做。

Picking on someone with half of your names?

挑釁一個名字跟你一樣多的人？

I mean, although to be fair, while Rand Paul does only have one first name, it is his last name for some reason.

我的意思是，雖然說實話，Rand Paul 只有一個名字，但不知道為什麼那是他的姓。

But of course, that fight was a decade ago.

但當然啦，那場爭執是十年前的事了。

This is an important confirmation hearing.

I don't think Rand Paul is going to use it to try to settle old scores.

我不認為 Rand Paul 會拿來試圖算舊帳。

You told the media that I was a freaking snake and that you completely understood why I had been assaulted.

你告訴媒體說我是個該死的蛇，而且你完全理解我為什麼會被打。

You had never had the courage to look me in the eye and tell me that the assault was justiceful.

你從來沒有勇氣看著我的眼睛告訴我，那次攻擊是正義的。

Tell me to my face why you think I deserve it.

直接告訴我，你為什麼覺得我活該。

A lack of contrition, no apology, and no regrets.

沒有悔意，沒有道歉，也沒有後悔。

And so you say you completely understood that I was assaulted from behind.

所以你說你完全理解我是被從背後襲擊的。

I had six ribs broken and part of my lung removed.

我六根肋骨斷了，肺部也移除了一部分。

你心裡積壓了很多東西耶，老兄。

We can move on with more pressing issues.

我們可以繼續處理更急迫的問題了。

When I talked to you on the private on privately on the phone, there was no apology.

我私下在電話裡跟你談的時候，你沒有道歉。

Somehow you think I'm just going to set that aside.

不知道為什麼，你覺得我會就這樣算了。