Name: Sona的爸爸要她在Podcast上「收斂一點」｜柯南奧葛蘭需要朋友 (Sona’s Dad Told Her To “Tone It Down” On The Podcast | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)
Uploaded: 2026-03-24T21:45:12.000Z
Duration: 8 min 13 s

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Sona, you, um, you said that you heard from your father?

Sona，妳、嗯，妳是說妳從妳爸爸那裡聽說的嗎？

Last night he called you and he was unhappy what happened?

昨晚他打電話給妳，他對發生的事很不高興嗎？

He saw a clip online and he got angry about something I said.

他在網路上看到一個片段，然後對我說的話感到生氣。

And, you know, my parents are, you know, they're traditional people.

然後，你知道的，我父母，你知道的，他們是比較傳統的人。

而且我，我，我有，我有一張嘴。

No, but you know what, Sona, you're a modern woman of the world.

不，但妳知道嗎，Sona，妳是個見多識廣的現代女性。

You've been here, you've been there, you've been to Porter Square, you have been, you've seen it all, some say you've done it all.

妳去過這裡，去過那裡，去過 Porter Square，妳什麼都見識過了，有人說妳什麼都做過了。

And your father was born in a very small village.

而妳的父親出生在一個非常小的村莊。

This was in, in Turkey, what used to be Armenia, thank you very much.

那是在土耳其，以前的亞美尼亞，非常感謝。

But yeah, he was born in Turkey and he, um, was in a small village, immigrated here.

不過對，他出生在土耳其，然後他，嗯，住在一個小村莊，移民到這裡。

And I say a lot of things on this podcast that are not traditional things.

我在這個 podcast 上說了很多非傳統的事情。

And so yesterday he texted me and he's like, "I can't believe you talk like that on the, on the podcast." And he said, "You, you, you're a mother, you have kids." Like he, he went on for,

所以昨天他傳訊息給我，他說：「我真不敢相信妳在 podcast 上這樣說話。」然後他說：「妳是個母親，妳有小孩。」他講了很久，

and I was like, "Oh my God, my dad's actually upset." Yeah.

然後我心想：「天啊，我爸真的生氣了。」對。

But I couldn't think of which clip he would have been upset about.

但我卻想不起來他會因為哪個片段生氣。

I say jizz so many times on this podcast.

我在這個 podcast 上說了好多遍 jizz。

I talk about vaginas, I talk about like heated rivalry all the time.

我講 vaginas，我講那種很激烈的競爭關係，一直講。

I couldn't, I was like telling Teca, I was like, "Did I, is there one thing that was egregious?" It's like saying to Santa Claus, "Thanks for the gift." And Santa's like, "What?" You know what I mean?

我沒辦法，我跟 Teca 說，我說：「我，有沒有什麼事情是真的很離譜的？」就像跟聖誕老人說：「謝謝你的禮物。」然後聖誕老人說：「什麼？」你懂我意思嗎？

And then he's gotta think about the 55 billion gifts he's given out.

然後他得去想他送出的五百五十億份禮物。

But you are, yeah, you're the Santa Claus of filth.

但你，對，你就是髒話界的聖誕老人。

You're just constantly, it's butts, it's buns, uh, you know, you, you love it.

你就是一直，是屁股，是屁股，呃，你知道，你，你很愛。

No, I was just like, I, I really needed to figure out which thing upset him.

沒有，我只是想，我，我真的很需要弄清楚是哪個片段讓他生氣。

So I said, "Which clip?" And then he said me, I appeared on my friend Rick's podcast.

所以我說：「哪個片段？」然後他說我，我出現在我朋友 Rick 的 podcast 上。

And he, I was on his podcast and he, we released a clip, not even from this one.

然後呢，我上了他的 podcast，然後我們發了一個 clip，不是從這個 podcast 來的。

So I'm like, clearly he never watches this podcast.

所以我說，他顯然從來沒看過這個 podcast。

是那個 podcast，然後我，我看了。

I said the, I said the word fuck like twice.

所以他永遠不能聽這個 podcast 了？

Because I saw some of you with Rick and it was very tame compared to what you do every day here.

因為我看到你們跟 Rick 在一起的時候，跟你們平常在這裡做的比起來，真的太溫和了。

Now let me paint a picture for the people listening.

現在讓我來為正在聽的大家描繪一下畫面。

Your father, uh, is, uh, very distinguished, very handsome.

他有，呃，一撮大大的白色鬍子。

I knew when you were going to the mustache.

不，不，我知道，我只是隨口說說。

對，他有，他一直都有留鬍子。

Does he not look like, he looks a lot like the guy who carves Pinocchio, Geppetto.

他看起來不像，他長得很像那個雕刻皮諾丘的，蓋比特。

Have you ever noticed that your brother has hinges where his joints should be?

你有沒有注意到你哥哥的關節是鉸鏈做的？

And does your, remember when you were growing up, your brother would say, "I wish I could be a real boy"?

你還記得你小時候，你哥哥是不是會說：「我希望我能變成一個真正的男孩」？

I'm saying your father carved your brother.

Um, and I do hope that someday Danny becomes a real boy.

嗯，我真心希望有一天Danny能變成一個真正的男孩。

I'm fine with my dad you saying these things 'cause my dad does not watch this podcast, obviously.

我不介意你爸爸說這些話，因為我爸爸顯然不會看這個 podcast。

'Cause how can he not be mad about the thousands of things I've said on this podcast?

因為他怎麼可能不生氣我這個 podcast 上說的成千上萬件事呢？

You are, uh, you are just, uh, I'm thinking of like a sprinkler shooting water.

你就像，呃，你就像，呃，我在想一個在噴水的灑水器。

You're a sprinkler that just shoots filth, but you get filth on every single part of the lawn.

你是一個只會噴髒東西的灑水器，但髒東西卻噴到了草坪的每一個角落。

You know, the lawn is, is saturated with filth.

你知道，草坪，草坪都充滿了髒東西。

Why are you acting like you're an innocent guy?

Which one of us has a voice for their penis?

我們之中是誰讓自己的 dicks 有聲音的？

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