Name: 「我在幫助大家」！David Alan Grier 喜歡扮演線上醫生！ ("I'm Helping People" - David Alan Grier Likes To Play Online Doctor)
Uploaded: 2026-03-18T17:00:06.000Z
Duration: 8 min 7 s

Welcome back, my friends, ladies and gentlemen.

各位親愛的朋友、女士們、先生們，歡迎回來。

My next guest is a Tony Award winning star of the stage and screen who you know from In Living Color, Martin and a Soldier's Play.

我下一位要介紹的嘉賓，是一位獲得東尼獎肯定的舞臺劇和螢幕巨星，大家可能從《In Living Color》、《Martin》以及《A Soldier's Play》認識他。

他現在主演《St. Denis Medical》。

Yeah, I'm gonna rush in, but I need the pen first.

對啊，我要衝進去，但我需要先拿到筆。

If you don't give me that pen, I'm gonna take it.

你不給我那支筆，我就自己拿了。

You can try, but if you touch this pen, I'm gonna scream.

你可以試試看，但如果你碰到這支筆，我就要尖叫了。

因為，對啊，你知道的，當然。

Does Captain Von Trapp know you stole it?

馮·特拉普上校知道你偷了它嗎？

Now, we just saw the clip there of you from St. Denis Medical.

剛才我們看到你在 St. Denis Medical 的片段。

There's a storied and an honored history of sexy TV doctors.

性感電視醫生有著豐富且光榮的歷史。

You got Patrick Dennis Dempsey as McDreamy.

你有派屈克·丹普西飾演的麥克夢。

You know, my name is Chocolate Chocolate Chocolatness.

你知道，我的名字是巧克力巧克力巧克力。

I did spend some time with some people who have played TV doctors.

我確實花了一些時間認識一些演過電視醫生的人。

And they end up taking that doctor thing a little seriously.

結果他們把那個醫生的角色當真了。

Like they think they might have a little bit too much doctor knowledge.

好像他們覺得自己懂的醫生知識有點太多了。

Have you convinced yourself that you can diagnose?

你是不是也說服自己你真的會看病了？

I not only have convinced myself, Stephen.

I asked because I have a series of photos here.

我問是因為我這裡有一系列的照片。

These are people who put things on social media.

這些是把東西發到社群媒體上的人。

And you, in your role as Duck Ron, have issued your diagnosis to these people.

而你，身為 Duck Ron，已經對這些人下了你的診斷。

A lot of people, they use the Internet to diagnose themselves or get some kind of medical guidance.

很多人，他們會上網來自我診斷，或是尋求某種醫療指導。

And when I answer these people, I consult with a medical team of experts.

而當我回答這些人時，我會諮詢一個專家醫療團隊。

So I'm not just, you know, blowing out the old posterior.

I have no idea where this came from, but it's been there a few days.

我不知道這是從哪裡來的，但已經在那裡幾天了。

You can tell by the darkness of the purple.

不過我不知道我怎麼會錯過它。

Now, again, after talking to experts, I said, you're good, you're good.

現在，再說一次，跟專家們討論過後，我說，你沒事，你沒事。

This person sent you his blood pressure reading of 220 over 173.

這個人傳給你的血壓讀數是 220 毫米汞柱對 173 毫米汞柱。

It says the person asked, sent their X ray says, what's happening here?

寫著那個人問，傳了他們的 X 光片說，這裡發生什麼事了？

Clearly you could have had a career in medicine.